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fuckshit: FÜCKING nice one, really FÜCKING illuminating.
& I ain't FÜCKING weary of making this FÜCKING comment;

"that real FÜCKING unconditional love grows over time & develops from going through the FÜCKING shït storms & the awesome great FÜCKING shït stuffs together."

are you saying it involves a lot of fūcking then?

Bros
u nor date b4 u mari ne?
Nwoke, get you game back on son, bia kan gwa gi, ibu bachelor inugo?
Means cha aint married, you and me dey d same category, I realise my situation, u no realise ya own.
haka zaka zauna, za gama chin abinchin ka, ka gi? kana za boy is good, za boy is good.
zan chi buro ubanka fah!

fuckshit: FÜCK!! Am all laughs right now.
A big FÜCKING thanks.

FÜCKING trust me, am FÜCKING above 13, by a great FÜCKING number of years.
Just being fuckshit & having fun

16 then?
In teenage eyes, thats an awful lotta years
and you are able to use fűck in soooo many creative ways. Its a gift I tell ya, a gift

fuckshit: Can FÜCKING see OP has been provided with FÜCKING lovely suggestions. His the man & he should FÜCKING prove that, he should be FÜCKING firm & take a decision.

I FÜCKING do not subscribe to beatings. Am FÜCKING totally against it.
Not all might FÜCKING see it this way but I feel she's having a FÜCKING "Emotional affair" which is often a FÜCKING gateway affair leading to full blown SEXÜAL infidelity

@fuckshit
You are probably 13 but right now you are my hero

Bullshit

ifex370: tel him 2 go n drink aqua rapha

hahahahaha
my point exactly

Its called once deybe syndrome
her ex has deybe, etc.
Universally known as okafor's law of mpiakus

MrIknowAll: 1.Dress like an English man, nt like a hausa looking dude.... 2.just smile a little bit when u see her
3.Tell her she looks prettier than u expected
4.ابجوع ةق ساافقييحىق
5. يزحف س كحغع

@ 4 and 5
I was gonna say the same thing
@op
der u have it.
if u do dis and it doesnt wrk, u nid prayers frm father mbaka of the adoration ministries in enugu

Fuckshit, no commentus?

Be yasef son

fuckshit: nope, fuckshit ain't FÜCKING around with this love is FÜCKING real.

Real love is about FÜCKING caring about your partner's feelings & wanting to treat him/her with respect

Love isn't just FÜCKING emotions, different from FÜCKING Lust which is about the shortest FÜCKING distance to the bedroom.

True love takes work, it's not a FÜCKING noun but a verb it's FÜCKING unconditional. Love grows over time & develops from going through the FÜCKING storms together.

Real love grows out of a choice. We should FÜCKING desire love from someone who chooses to love us unconditionally, not from someone who is just FÜCKING high on emotional drugs & claiming to love us.

you are just fùcķing weird

Every post I seen, you have screamed fuq.
Wat happen na?

Arva: Just tell him up front. Don't die of that stench. You keep mum and u live with it forever.

u knw weda she jst wants a one nyt tin wit him?

Samfigo1: Lemme give you some Tips...
1.) whenever he wants to say something into ur ear LOOK AT THE OTHER DIRECTION.
2.) If he wants to kiss you, tell him it's a taboo in your family
3.) If he holds you in a corner and wants to tell you something tell him you've already known what he is about to say...
Wit all these if he's not a fool he should know it is time to park well!

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Ishilove: Just simply get him a mouthwash and tactfully tell him to get that shiit under control.

damn geh
u mean....

No, wait until pesin take sewer mouth kill u, u hear.
labbish

iriferi: Finally Nigerians Can Smile... Visa Granted this Morning 15/09/2014. Applied 2/9/14, Pretoria Received it on 5/9/14. Did medicals Prior to Lodgement on 29/08/14. Did Vaccination on 12/09/14 when asked to. Thanks to Almighty God (for He is the One that touched and moved Everyone that needs to be Touched and moved), next to my parents and family members... To everyone here n out there who helped me in one way or the other. Surveyor1, Jenny K ( abeg no vex if I no mention ur name ooo ) ManMeta. Thanks to all of You. Finally I pray for all those that have applied and those about to apply, that you will be granted ur visas without ish.... PS BCIE abuja were the Brain behind this Success, they started right from the beginning and they have been superb all the way... Especially Nyuite...

congrats
is there anything to pick from vfs when your visa is ready?

nurey: By the time the guy finish chopping 800k worth of slaps will you be available to bury him

dats the only tin dis kan rubbish post deserve my broda

That was the most bullshite post I ever read in my nlnd life.
OP, u need to give yasef 800k slaps

deaero: ...what is Tje schools pls ?

typo
meant to write the

hardeymijuh: Hello house,

I need your help. I have not visited any African country before and i want to start with Ghana.

I have heard lots of good things about Accra, Ghana and I would love to visit the place with my family.

I intend to travel to Accra in November and i need your help to make this happen.

Any advise/suggestions of place to visit, where to stay, restaurants, tourist attractions etc. will be highly appreciated.

Pls help a brother in need.

Thanks

Liberia?
its visa free

coldgate: @equillibrum: what time do you get to talk to them? I always catch them at the wrong time of day.

if you are talking ecu, I always call them 7-9am here which is like 2-4pm there I believe.

Dav6: Deaero kindly forget about BCIE and ask for the refund of ur money to avoid creating unnecessary problem for yourself with my experience on this thread from people that had encounter with BCIE I wud suggest that u avoid them like plague...Process another skol,get ur COE and lunch ur application thank God you are for SVP....pls dnt rush...my 2cent

deaero, I support this arguement too
cancel this enrollment and look for another sch.
this time do not use an agent.
on the plus side I am almost certain ecu and usq will charge cheaper tuition than the sch you were dealing with b4 as that is also one of the key reasons I picked tje schs too.
finally, do not be too downcast with your bcie experience, take what lessons you can from it and move on.
bcie botched my visa application to Canada twice in 2013, at that time I hadn't even heard a word about Oz, now I feel like if I knew all I know now I would never have gone to bcie, I would never have applied to Canada and I would almost be rounding up my program by now.
My point is I am a year behind the "grand plan"! But the plan is moving small small, thats what matters.

deaero: please do send me the name of the schools you applied directly. My school is opening by 13th of oct. and I also have maybe 3 Extra weeks. That maybe on my enrolment. Am hoping my bro comes with this back statement. I may have to cancel my enrolment and look for another school. Can I get ur private contact. Like BBM or mail. Pls

lemi just ans here.
edith cowan university (ecu) perth and university of southern queensland (usq) brisbane.
both responded to me directly. I accepted the offer from ecu over usq cos of program content.
my observations though is that ecu is faster in responding, to your application, if you run into any hitch and mail them, they always respond within 48hours and lastly they are excellent to talk with on the phone and I call them alot.

deaero: Hello room...please I have a little problem. I tried to apply to Qibt/Griffith on my own but the school insisted I must use one of their agents... Unfortunately I fell into the hands of BCIE. They helped get the admission. Then I used my uncle as my sponsor when I was about lodging my visa my BCIE agent in PH was told by Angela that diac has changed their rules. That they no longer use uncle as sponsor or business accounts. I had to get one of my brothers more like an uncle with the same surname. But his bank statement too is a business statement and he had no much fund in it for like 3 months,then he paid in 5mil b4 I printed, although he had like 12mil in it like 6mnths ago. I took to lag to apply then Angel said it won't fly. That he would have to bring another account. I had to differ the enrolment. To my greatest surprise I found someone who has been using this link... because I was looking for this link, I couldnt get to it.because I had used it wen I tried for canny. The guy told me he had applied even without a bank statement. To cut the story short. I was sent another enrolment, my agent seized it saying I will have to get that bank statement before he will release it. The bank statement is not yet ready by my brother. And sch will be starting by 13th of Oct. so I am on my 5th week now... Though sch usually gives 2 to 3 weeks grace wen u can arrive. Now my biggest challenge is collecting my COe. I had just contacted sch to talk to this man. But the man is still being rigid. I am yet to get reply frm sch on what he is saying.i could be asking for a refund,and loosing my money, time and everything!!! It's so annoying... Please I need advice. I have told this Bcie man that am under level 1 and they trying to shove this level 3 ish on me...told them diploma/BCs is on streamlined visa and they said no!!! Pls I need urgency in this case.

I have been down this road with bcie before, it doesn't end well. If you get it using force from them say using police, all they have to do is inform the school that your financial documents were fakes or that your funding was found to be insufficent(it is their duty to verify such under the Australian SVP arrangements) and wham! No visa for you. Also you could get a ban, just speculating. Thats why I only went with schools that accepted my application directly. Try to reach angela and ask for your letter from her, quit working with the dumass in PH. But oct 5th is rather tight, too tight to be playing this sorta games with you, especially as the dumbasses haven't even handed your letter

lovelydamsel: Lol I spent four years studying english full time thank you really apprieciate;as long there is no phonetics then am covered do you know where I can get materials?

ask bossladyMo

She get soft copy expo material she can email to you.
else do what I did, go to the British council and buy it for 4k.
but be mindful, I have someone who similarly read english has a beautiful degree and didn't pass oh.
if u under estimate d tin, e go do u turn turn oh.
bliv me, if u haven't tried d listening b4 u fit shit for body for hall oh.

lovelydamsel: Good morning guys please who has written this ielts exams?and how long does it before the results are out.trying to register for sept 20 or 2nd october.and what is the exam like.

Justwise thank you for letting me come back;please don't ban me again o

13 days and your result is out.
jack oh, some find it easy, some find it hard.
but prepare well.

jking001: I choose freedom don't care about any other thing GEJ 2015.

hw can you guys live with yourself? Hw do u sleep at night?