Der fada!!!

Write GMAT/GRE, smash an insane score and you will earn scholarships on the basis of that score

tonychristopher:
with the way things are going these gays and lesbian's are getting bold and brazen in Nigeria of all places especially the lesbian's. there is club somewhere in island that have gays hanging out and most girls are lesbian that I noticed in schools but gaays ...hmmmm

the first time a stupid dude kept pestering me saying he will buy me car etc.. I was what the hell is wrong with this guy .. told you I got a ride kept disturbing started toasting me like a babe... it's do nausauting..... got to tell him off

so what is your take on this gay things in Lagos ....I find them irritating and if I am dealing with you and I notice that your a gay ..I will just stay away

I have misused most of my body...
Give head like no man's business...
Used my diq till my balls hurt...
I have put my tongue in places you wouldn't /couldn't imagine possible.
But i can proudly say its all been on a woman's body.
And i can proudly add that i am taking my virgin arsehole to the afterlife, untouched, unscathed...

Talk2bryant:
.

What is this?

What became of that other dude presh from their original group?
This life hard sha..

Please tell booharry to resign, to be president no be by force abi?

My personal favorite

"You are my 2nd person"
Nawa oh, i think to myself
Ok na, as the kpekus no get meter, i believe you.

Nice...

So when will GEJ's torture begin?

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

In other news...
Flee Nigeriastan while you still have legs...
And arms

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

To the ftc. Your village people are working on your case

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

GOD punish all doz wey book b4 me

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

Chairman space bookers association of WA...

halfrica:
Simple
Gooday i am halfrica able and capable industrious i can manage things well
hobbies - working and getting paid
Likes- an extra payment and a nice boss
Dislikes - over work pressure and un paid salaries
Motives - to be to acquire the change
Vision- am shortsighted uses glasses
Past experiences- house chores failed relationships and education

hahahaha
rolling on the floor here men

What seems like such a simple question can really make you sweat, especially in an interview. What, exactly, should you share—not just to build rapport, but toshow that you’re the perfect fit for the job?

Fear not, job seekers: There’s a super-simple formula that will help you answer this question with ease. Watch this quick video as our CEO Kathryn Minshew gives a simple tip from our career expert Lily Zhang, then try it out for yourself!

How to Answer “Tell Me About Yourself”

So, the first question you’re probably going to get in an interview is, “Tell me about yourself.” Now, this is not an invitation to recite your entire life story or even to go bullet by bullet through your resume. Instead, it’s probably your first and best chance to pitch the hiring manager on why you’re the right one for the job.

A formula I really like to use is called the Present-Past-Future formula. So, first you start with the present—where you are right now. Then, segue into the past—a little bit about the experiences you’ve had and the skills you gained at the previous position. Finally, finish with the future—why you are really excited for this particular opportunity.

Let me give you an example:

If someone asked, “tell me about yourself,” you could say:

“Well, I’m currently an account executive at Smith, where I handle our top performing client. Before that, I worked at an agency where I was on three different major national healthcare brands. And while I really enjoyed the work that I did, I’d love the chance to dig in much deeper with one specific healthcare company, which is why I’m so excited about this opportunity with Metro Health Center.”



Remember throughout your answer to focus on the experiences and skills that are going to be most relevant for the hiring manager when they’re thinking about this particular position and this company. And ultimately, don’t be afraid to relax a little bit, tell stories and anecdotes—the hiring manager already has your resume, so they also want to know a little more about you.

Culled from Times Magazine

Why God they give stewpid people mony sef?

allanphash7:
Go for UBA






I work with zenithbank






PM me if u wanna knw why

no mind all this yeye ppl wey dey tel am zenith.
na we wey wear shoe know as e dey pinch

Empero1:
@OP

The bitter truth is that neither of prospecting job opportunities qualifies to be ascribe the revered term " work " . Therefore , I will advise you to go for the one that offered you better pay margin . Meanwhile , here in nairaland , you cannot find bankers , rather at most you will see bank workers .

hahahaha...
wtf do you mean by bank workers as against bankers?

thefakestan:
Don't go close to UBA they are lousy! Spent 2 hours on a queue

he is talking as a staff not customer

Olutola88:
Bro, there's somtn very untrue about an aspect of your post

which part is that?