Hmmmm....
NCAN Stamford Bridge branch reporting
I left my lunch to make it here in time for FP
Na dem dem na
Who fit borrow me that Zuma picture abeg?

Dis pepo fo disgrace us finish
Dey don go dey "develop" Australia too?

xploitlaf:

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Your animation isn't bad, but please get someone else to write you skits/jokes. It is TERRIBLE! !!!!!!

calebo101:


Must you be this foolish all the time because of 700 naira/day and 100mb data? Saraki and Amaechi are saints in your eyes? Which mouth Buhari wan open say e dey fight corruption again when Amaechi, Timipre, even most recently Ocholi is rewarded? The joke is on you slave! These PDP you call corrupt will be a dead party as you all wish, but guess where they will all go to? APC!!!

When we call most of you fools, illiterates, slaves, animals, and blind followers una go say na insult. Tell me the difference between both parties now. Or is it the name PDP you have a problem with? maybe they should all decamp to APC then in your figmented warped myopic mind Nigeria will be corruption free. Ode, keep thinking with your anus, like i said the joke is on you and your co-slaves.

John 3.13 is your quote
You signature talks about grace
And you can spill this much hate and venom?
Smh at you.
Check yoursef

mandax:


See the level of madness the crave for crude oil in the Niger delta has driven you Nigerians who come from areas of Nigeria not producing crude oil, or some south south people conditioned by lies to remain foolish.

What is there for you to insult some one who claimed his/her heritage?

And if i am from Sokoto but "claim" my Igbo "heritage", will you accept me too?

kaycid77:


But majority of Yorubas will wish IGBOs "vanish" from Our Land while they greedily occupy them.... but they dont want us to leave Nigeria with Our lands...

I give all of them wicked Evil PPL

Most Yorubas wish Igbos would just get Biafra and go back home for good. But they wouldn't kill you over it. It will not happen without an open declaration of civil war by someone somewhere.
And you are no better than the man i was correcting if you forcefully paint all Yorubas as potential Igbo killers of some sort with your post

espionagesavvy:



When the times comes a leader would definitely emerge. Nnamdi Azikiwe united the igbos in the first republic, ojukwu did the same, when the times comes, every igbo man's heart will beat the same tune, the frustrations fed to them in this unholy alliance will forge a unity that will stand strong. When tough times come, a moses will emerge.. but the inherit word that is part of the igbo culture, in our blood is simply "igbo enweghi Eze" igbos have no kings, democracy, where a man lords his compound, and that makes the igbos unique in Nigeria

Thats what i have been saying all day. However, some of your Igbo brothers have insisted Igbos are "ultra democratic" as they chose to call it, meaning there is no hope in hell of that happening. Then all Igbo hearts beat as one, it will be in each man's backyard according to them

kaycid77:


This is the funniest assertion I have ever read

Hahaha... no offense taken

But why now?
Jazzy nailed it tho, that body

OZAOEKPE:
Why send this souls to their early grave?

Hahahaha....
Men you don madt finish

onila:
dey have African roots, dummy

You are definitely from Lesotho

imhotep:

Correctness is a point of view.

Go and drink 5beer on me, i will pay when we see

patrick89:
most Yorubas are delusional
The hate on igbo has been there since slavery! The hausa man doesn't care about what igbo people have or do, they only care when it crosses their religion, which they do not spare anyone, but yoruba are hate-inspired mongering low lives, they are jealous to the core, they will want to know everything you do poke their flat noses on your matter.
They carry respect like gala on their head, not knowing that respect is earned and not that rubbish dobale.
For your information, the north and east have special respect for each other because we have a "defined " boundary in relationship, our differences are clear unlike you chameleon children of many colours.
For example take glo premier league for instance, northerners and Easterners share everything both, players, coaches, and others, southwest? You be the judge, go to enugu you will see northerners that already igbos! Most of you are living in delusion! Enugu is the second home to most northerners! Go and see for yourself. Yoruba are tribalist personified, you came to enugu to do your business and go, you spent your time looking at what is not looking at you. While we igbos come to sw to do pure business. You call us ungrateful? On what bases? What have you done for an igbo man free? Igbo women is the most sorted women in nigeria in marriage yet you talk of hate! Hate can be innate love and jealousy. Take your respect hogwash elsewhere.

Called you a bigot before you started, the kinda hate speech you guys preach in Nigeria now is beyond me, just got off telling my Yoruba brother to tone it down, but its just the otherside of the coin to how you are like. Shior

imhotep:

Very good.
And is why I maintain that you should be CRITICAL of historical narratives.
Don't be in REPEAT mode all the time.

And if critical analysis says the Yoruba position is correct, would you accept it?

imhotep:

What is your opinion of the Yoruba bible?

How you stubbornly refuse to understand what i am saying is amazing. There is an Igbo viewpoint in this matter, Yorubas will never accept it! There is a Yoruba viewpoint in this matter, Igbos will never accept it! There is no right or wrong viewpoint. Understand what i am saying

Kagawa10:

Look at this shameless revisionist! Who did Ademoyega kill?
The fact on ground is he killed no one but that can't be said of your ibo brothers among the coup and yes, Nzeogwu is an ibo man from the axis of Oshimili/Aniocha! He wasn't the only ibo though but your shameless self exempted others from the list! May it never be well with a revisionist like you!
Eediot talking of betrayer when ibos were the first to align with the Northerners and relegate their southern counterparts just because of greediness!
The same accursed ibo plotted the coup once they know the North didn't fall for their lies and won't allow to be dominated!
This greediness also pushed Ironsi into destroying our true federalism and pushing through unitary govt and these accursed eediots had the audacity to claim victims when proigroms were met on them! I still think the Fulani were too slow in carrying out these progroms!
This Shameless cursed losers of a tribe went ahead to attack and invade Ore and the Mid western immediately after they declared biafra! Shouldn't a normal people seeking for self determination retreat into their region? But no, these accursed shameless goats of a tribe went ahead to invade Ore and the mid western region!
I repeat ibos will wail till kingdom comes, it's karma!
Shameless cursed losers!

Excessive vitriol man, uncalled for. Posting on nairaland presupposes a certain level of enlightenment, you must always strive to say what you will be proud of been quoted as having said infront of your father, mother, child and pastor/imam.
Calling for the killing of anyone(who is not ISIS/bokoharam), is pushing the boundaries of acceptable etiquette. I would ask you to apologize for calling for killing Igbos, but you will not.
To our Igbo brothers, i do not share such extremist views, neither do majority of Yorubas, i no like you no reach to wish you dead.

imhotep:

Cool. Keep listening to recycled rumors.

But your Biafran bible is gospel truth right?

patrick89:
point out reasons not jargon oooh why igbos should be grateful to yoruba!

Hahaha... where have i said any of that is my personal view? My personal view is that Igbos should be left to go! If i had a magic wand, Biafra would be real yesterday!!!!
All i am saying is the lack of respect Igbos get today is feedback on what they dish out too. If you where fair in your assessment, you would see you have since assumed a bigoted worldview. Its not you or Igbos, its all Nigerians, i just like pointing it out to Igbos when they don their self righteous grab, how ever, let me be clear and say i am quick to tell my Yoruba kin too

imhotep:

Start by listening to as many people as possible. Not only Yoruba people.

Like hausa? Idoma? Ijaw? Fulani? They all hate you
Hahaha...
Dreamer
You are missing my point again, the only people who believe your point of view are Igbos, especially seeing you to are unwilling to "critical" be objective about the point of anyone else

onila:
gay

latino are Africans

they despise gays

Latinos are Africans?
Come this babe, na Lesotho you dey post from?

imhotep:

What new information have you posted now?

Explain to me what critical collective experience means

imhotep:

Is it possible to move beyond mere personal experience, to a more CRITICAL collective experience?

In issues of tribe and religion, there is never any right party, you can only relate to issues from a personal view point. Who are you say ISIS is wrong in their ideology? An ideology they are willing to die for? What is critical analysis in such a situation? All Yorubas believe Igbos are ungrateful bigots. All Igbos feel wronged, oppressed, et al. Who is right and who is wrong? What is the critical analysis viewpoint of this situation?
This is what i never understand in Igbos, your belief that empirical evidence supports your viewpoint. Then its all stories and folklore, you will tell your children your version and i will tell mine my version.
If you want to talk critical analysis, talk human nature, and how to exploit it for your own benefit, therein lies the object of my 1st piece on this thread. How Igbos ignore human nature and stick steadfastly to the bible of biafran stories, that no one but them believes or accepts. It will get you nowhere, no gain you any friends across Nigeria, or any sympathy for that matter

imhotep:

Study properly.
Dont spread rumors

And you quote me because i said what exactly?
My piece is my "personal" experience, with my "personal" recommendation, you did well before to say why was i trying to sell my philosophy to others, and i was quick to point out that was not the case, till the mofo up there came to reference my common sense, and now you come with your own piece telling me to study well, my question is, is that in reference to anything i have said?

obum88:



You need Ben Bruce to school you on common sense

Common sense is seeing what is right infront of you for what it is, i have that, don't need bruce to school me in that. Maybe you need the schooling tho, seeing you brought it up

menix:



Hahahahahahaha..
Wicked soul...

I wan buy na

yorubaboiy:
its simple ........ GET A BOYFRND.......if that one no kon work like that pesin wey dey up talk YABA LEFT STRAIGHT

I do agree with you. Let them both find outsiders and exhaust their sexual frustration on them

imhotep:

LOL. Ok fine.
Igbo people never had kings/queens as such.

Monarchy/Kingship is not the ONLY way of organizing society.
Welcome to the real world

Did not mention king/eze in the leadership sense, i meant it in the sense that igbos refuse to follow anyone, not even their father.
Mandela was no one's king. I meant a Leader in that mold. For Igbos to recognize a visionary, unite behind him, take their place on the national stage. And be mindful that Biafra cannot go peacefully, why not explore more peaceful means? Isn't its just good logic?

dmcdad:
But really, one man;s meat is another's poison. Can't seem to understand how men stand thick women.

I like them slim and average but with the necessary accessories.

In this sense based on what the op posted, i gotta go with thick

imhotep:

^ Why are you so bent on selling your political philosophy to other people?

Hahahahhaah... i nearly died of laughter men
Its fine, its not like i am selling Igbos any philosophy, its a harmless observation

onila:

my latino housemate cooks for me all the time

You never get sense, wait small, Trump sense go soon reach you

Does she speak for all the people of Opobo or from her room in the left side of Yaba where she resides?

@op
I grew up in south east Nigeria as a Yoruba boy. No one every bugged me, maybe cos it was Enugu which was relatively calm. But i cant tell you you are wasting your time. Igbos are bent on self destruction. I have always held that there are others ways for self determination, but it requires strong and recognized leadership, none of which Igbos have. Every Igbo man feels he is king of his yard, this is detrimental to the collective interest of Igbos as they cannot have marshal out a common plan and execute it. The igbos could easily rule Nigeria, their spread could easily make them the preferred neighbor everybody loved, but the truth is they are not good neighbors, it is for them the adage that talks about the handshake that went beyond the elbow was made, they have no respect for the laws and cultures of any host community they move to. If the igbos have any cultural siblings in the world, it would not be Jews but hard core islamist Arabs and there attitude of refusing to assimilate and their known loathing of their host communities and yes Igbos, you loathe your hosts!!!
I wish they could be granted their Biafra just to see the chaos of it all. But its not in my power. The Igbos are a self fulfilling prophecy, their complaints on marginalization leads to a disengagement from society which leads to suspicion from their hosts which leads to negative treatment from their hosts leading to more complaints of marginalization etc...
If only the Igbos will queue behind a great leader who has a vision for them! Inside Nigeria!
If only

Na only man go full here na. Una wan open gay chat room?