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Ishilove:
...In the days of yore, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, a prince was born. And he was named Simba.

Simba grew big and strong, for he was but a...



Adjust glasses and peers at paper.

Oh, sorry! Wrong story

*clears throat* Right.




Today marks another day, when my friend naptu adds another year. I have been trying to blackmail him into marrying me but he has stubbornly refused. Issorait , I will put a danegun to his head and drag him, biting and shrieking, to the altar, where he will have no choice but to sign the dotted lines, especially when he remembers the cannon saluting his intelligent African head.

Jokes aside, naptu2 is a great guy, and anyone who has him in their life is blessed indeed. I wish you the very best in this life, and a very long and fulfilled life. God bless and keep you, darlee mwa.

Let's give it up for Nairaland's Resident Encyclopedia, NAPTU2!! Any other naptu2 is a counterfeit...or a cloned moniker created by fans.

Hip hip hip, hurray!!!

Pop pop pop pop, pop pop, pop pop something!!








Seun, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, frontpage

ishilove, thought we had a thing going?
Why would you do this to me?
the guy no even fine sef

walmak:
Oh, good result. You did well.I have less than 3 weeks to go.I will prepare hard. I must not score below 7. Mine is not Academic.
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seriously, not meaning to scare you, but its not a walk in the park. If you don't do the work, you won't make the cut oh.
Did academic
R-9, L-8, S-7.5, W-6
I did not practice writing, I nearly failed it

please don't take it lightly.
I know too many people who failed for acting like you are doing now.

mrnilobrawn:
You have a PM Sir

sorry, can't seem to remember the password to that email.
fire your questions here, will ans the ones I can.

walmak:
Waoh! You just scared me. I will sit my ass down and get prepared then. Ummm, God forbid 6 band. Thanks
And what was your score when you sat for yours?
quote author=equlibrium post=27015791]
hahahaha....
You will be back here with tales of 6 band scores oh.
it is hard, if you take it lightly

seriously, not meaning to scare you, but its not a walk in the park. If you don't do the work, you won't make the cut oh.
Did academic
R-9, L-8, S-7.5, W-6
I did not practice writing, I nearly failed it

walmak:
Please share your experience when you wrote your IELTS.
Im sitting for the Exam on the first of November. I have been busy to prepare for the exam. It doesnt look difficult to have high band (I hope i am right?

hahahaha....
You will be back here with tales of 6 band scores oh.
it is hard, if you take it lightly

klem93:
Nigeria will soon take over

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ilotriouzAY:
I am using dis medium to felicitate wit d family,friends nd colleagues of EKSU sug FIN SEC--olajide titus AKA Small who died in a ghastly motor accident yesterday on d way back to school...
God will grant u all d fortitude to bear d loss

fe•lic•i•tate (fɪˈlɪs ɪˌteɪt) v. -tat•ed, -tat•ing, adj. v.t.
1. to compliment upon a happy event; congratulate.
2. Archaic. to make happy.

I hope you are still in secondary school cos your use of english is appalling to say the least.

How do you mean clone?

Paroman:
chorus of the song:

If I lay here,
if I just lay here,
Would you lie with me and just forget about the world.

I want to believe the bolded words clearly shows why the are all lying.

By the way Equlibrium, have you listened to Snow Patrol - Run??

no I haven't
but I will now

dovelike:
Nawa 4 you ooo.Igbo.You?

shoo...
wat I do?
anyways, I speak mainly hausa/yoruba
was gona recommend a hausa love song to u.
u look hausa by the way.
listened to the dido song yet?

dovelike:
Yeah

listened to it, liked it
lets do a further exchange
one for one.
Dido: see you when you're 40
I love love that song
do you speak any Nigerian language?

dovelike:
I just watched it online.Its so romantic,but why all the lying aroundLol

hahaha...
I wondered too oh.
I will watch it to.
You liked it?

ayo4dworld:
You won't kill person with laff oooo

try not to die dassal

CoachDX:
You guys have a way of making people laugh

nairaland is just funny, you never know what will go viral

redcliff:
I have not liked any post in a long time. This would be my first. That aside, a wise man once said Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." (Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)

what can I say?
I was inspired

Aitee1:
Going thru ur profile officially u are a clown

And I luv u that way

awww...
And she's pretty too

heatmeup:
unfortunately not everyone is like you

bite me

Tintinix:
May God continue to bless Nairalanders like you who make my day and put laughter in my mouth.

awww...
you jux made my day

dovelike:
No

Download and listen to it
I think its beautiful
if you like it, I could recommend a few more
if you like this 1st one

Emmysteve:
Face your studies

best advice so far
young ppl tend to regret 80-90% of their relationship decisions soon as they are out of school.
no one ever regrets working harder at school.
young geh, face ya book oh

All I know is make them no finish this money before my turn reach sha!

Hell yeah.
recall my mum on the phone on her knees with her father inlaw(grandpa)
On the fecking phone(landline days)
She shuld tank God no camera fones bac den

I speak hause and yoruba
does that count?

Praise da Lord??
*flees thread b4 atheists and church zealots wake up to fight to the death*

Hahahahaha...
dude you got me rollin on d floor wit numba 7

Y dnt they all jst vote me?
Im frm jos, I will treat all of them fairly

henryhemon:
All of a sudden she remembers he is a cultist,all along she was enjoing d D she didn't know?what's the guarantee the new guy isn't? Girls usually don't know what the want.

hahaha
she nvr mentioned the D man
drop it

Hahahahaha
damn culdnt help laughing

k, lemi introduce masef
hi, im kunta kinte frm congo, studying at the institute of management and technology(imt) enugu
I love Nigeria because their gehs hv sometin lik a trailer