₦airaland Forum

RoyalBlak007:
how much are you

[color=#AB56BA]...willing to pay [/color]

just name your price, money is not my problem.. I just need to win this contest to prove my haters wrong

Ab025:
Lolz..

Handsome.......arrogant..... Pompous = 0


U just fine small sef...... U dey make all that noise!
If you come handsome well.....how u go come do

oga handsome, show us ur pic.. Hope u are gonno contest?

RoyalBlak007:

baba howfar? I need a manager

Perfecttouch:
hello is that yabaleft? You have a patient who doesn't show off but has two cars,a gigantic house and a 250k wristwatch. Under code 25 section 2 page 8 of brain trauma, that is a contradicting statement and under code 1 section 6 page 8 of sawdust brain and senseless attitudes, that is borrow pose,ayalo make me shine and past impossible tense...

Hello nlgeja, yabaleft patients are liable to disorganize ur package pls refer back to yaba right after the left turn,ignore the right.

this got me rolling on the floor laughing and crying



guy, u go be my campaign manager?

prettythicksme:
P.oliticalthug

yes? Any p?

Oche211:
Wack.... Guy, withdraw 4rm d race. Don't disgrace urself. My million dollars advice

hope u will be my campaign manager?

Damianking:
You don't show up but you bragged about your buying watch and iPhone. You see why we cannot vote you? Cause you still need to grow up. Please show us your investment and the house you build,w e would vote for you and tell us how you have contributed to your society immensely.

i should show u my house? Didnt u read where i wrote that i dnt like showing off?

robinicule:
No 1. U are just there...... 2. You shouldnt have done that... 3. You r not, if u are u wouldnt be dis desperate.. 4. Remove the negation marker... 5. Your whole story is full of you......and finally the way u wrote no6 shows u are not! #keypoint ...too much advertisement makes d market doubtful

1love
#peaceout..
#nohome

how did i write it? U go school at all? U know what?



















Gerrout

tolugar:
I met this guy during my days in yaba left.



He also won Mr YL

so u don run mad before? Cheez

Mediapace:
Handsome not beautiful


My guy withdraw you can't win hun

i am very confident that i will win... So gerrout

rosy4u:
Number 2 is very very very irrelevant

Number 5 , u just did dat in n.2

i dnt like showing off seriously. I hate it with passion

LordZero:
my psychologist padi!!

na me biko.. Howfar, u dey contest?

why i deserve mr nairaland

There are numerous reasons why i deserve the crown of Mr Nairaland but let me just outline few reasons why I deserve the crown.

1- i am very handsome- nobody needs a soothsayer to him her/her that i am very handsome. The pics below speak volume on my handsomeness.

2- i am very rich- this one doesnt need much explanation as you have read my threads where i showcased my 250k wrist watch, my gingantic house, my iphone which i bought at the rate of 250k, my 2 cars and many more.

3- I am very satisfied with what i have- this very reason 3 is very important because that is what leads to corruption in nigerian system of leadership. Our leaders today are very greedy that they go about stealing public fund because they are not satisfied with what they have. If you vote for me, i will not steal nairaland's fund because i am already rich.

4- i am very humble- yeah. A leader is supposed to be humble and that is what i represent.

5- i dnt like showing off. Yes, because i am very humble and levelheaded..

6- i am very intelligent- yeah. This is one of the characteristics of a good leader. I have got the brainy brain and i am blessed with brained intelligence.

See my pics below

teamErnesty.

Good one.

Some idats post every bullshiit on romanceland..

KINGinVAHALA:
Bro how far? please be calm!
I guess you remember me?

i dnt remember you

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ErnieSmallzz:
this is the worst campaign strategy that i have ever seen on NL












watch out 4 more!

this jobless girl again

U wan contest with this your useless english?

mizzkweenbee:
Which is why I asked if u're related to them cos y'all exhibit similar xter

are u a jamb manager? I am sick and tired of ur questions

olatunjithomas:
ehhhhh......Nd those mates you're talking about can buy and resell you cos you don't have any value.......

k

mizzkweenbee:
MrCork and mamagee3 is a name given to any individual without a brain or that doesn't make use of his/her.

Sometimes it can also serve as a pronoun for a horrible liar, just like you

thank God i am Ernest not mrcork or mamag

Berlyn:
you are a f00l ooi i never said i was crushing on fynestboi or any other mods aside lala.. Grow up boy and stop hating

mynd44, come and put this little girl where she belongs.. Thanks.

mizzkweenbee:
Op please are u in any way related to mrcork and mamagee3, you guys have a lot in common

what is mrcork and mamag?

esosa993:




buy the iphone6 for her too now

bia this girl, leave me alone nah.. Nawa

Berlyn:
here comes another hater, keep on coming you only ganna make him stronger lolz teamFynest

u sef.. Na everything mod u dey crush on.. I no blame u sha.. Make buhari do create work for all these jobless ladies

ademipeju:
Who hold lalasticlala make e come na.


So you mean fynestboi no worth to be crown Mr. Nairaland?


Oya dami loun.

Me. Don't understand what you mean by what happened in miss.


Give me 5 attributes Mr. Nairaland should have.


I dey hear you.

all i have to say is let them go and face their moderating work. Simple.. Almost all nairaland babes are crushing on them. Another plus one to them. Nawa

esosa993:
you lack brain, you don't even know how to lie

#brainless [right][/right]

i hear u now get out

1231awa:
This says it all.




Cc.
esosa993
UyiIredia
Tee59
LordZero
Prettythicksme
Mizzbouqui
Ireneony
dollyjoy

u forgot to read where i posted that i wanted to get it for my younger sister who is leaving for school.. Get sense nah

donbenedict:
The fear of the unknown has killed the op already.

cutehector aka woman wrapper, gerrout

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb dumb

he is not the first moderator to contest


he must win

gerrout

SANDOSKI:

so how does it connote with the subject at hand? U are beginning to irritate me with ur useless memes