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ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u

.Total Nonsense.

I have up to 3 million thats not in bank.. Banks shud go to hell with their thief thief way of life

HateU2:
Cc: naughtynauhty

so she don turn to mod abi? U want her to ban me? Mtchwwwwww

naughtynaughty:

hafa?

prettythicksme:
Team naughtynaughty and hateu2.

those two problems? No, thanks

SANDOSKI:
*smiling * No mind dey guy, he will get tired of me very soon ......

deal with him like the kid he is.

This your pic thou

All thanks to the dullard we have as a president

ErnieSmallzz:
so u want me to start looking 4 ur vote up and down abi? we both know you voted, just stop lying! . I know u are just trying to seek attention. I think u have that already.


Have a good-day Ernesty20

so u just wanna troll me ? U shud kwontinue

meelorlah:
Sorry o, na me dey reply your senseless mentions na. Grab some brain cos it's obvious the one you have needs yabaleft attention

iffa slap that ur black face eh... U dnt know ur mates abi?

shyling:
are you sandoski? or life has no meaning for you too

i loathe hypocrite.. U accused someone of seeking attention but u are the chief manager of attention seekers..



Gerrarrahea mehn

meelorlah:
ask her what again? Don't you think it's still too early to start acting the way you're acting

it too early to ask question? Bet why u mu mu like this nah?

shyling:
is your real life so boring that you have to seek attention on threads you do not have any sane thing to contribute?

what is your own? Idat baskat

ErnieSmallzz:
KIP-KWAYET! Ok we now have two ernesty20 on NL abi. You voted Refine

provide the link to my vote or stfu

FTBOY:
it's over, oga.....till next year..

na lie.. I must confirm this from a reliable source

SANDOSKI:
Welcome back dear, u no even buy biscuits for me as you dey come back


.....you fit vote now , I go tell dygeasy to count your vote...

u be small pikin wey dey shop biscuit?



but come ooo, are u guys serious? That the contest has come and gone? And i didnt know?

FTBOY:
don't mind them, the competition is over....and lanicky won..

are you serious? but i didnt see the thread nah

meelorlah:
So you know who and who didn't vote.

helep me ask am ooo.. The thing taya me

ErnieSmallzz:
OP who u wan play? U think i didn't c ur vote last week saturday? Or do you mean MR NL?

[quote author=ErnieSmallzz post=47059908]i mean miss nairaland.. I didnt vote

SANDOSKI:



My bestie don show...... 1st bank assistant manager .... Make we go vote now


Naughtynaughty, hateu2 wer Una dey.....

when will it begin? Am just coming back from ban

adewumiopeyemi:
stupid question..lol

bia who is asking stupid question? U chop craze? Mind urself

prettythicksme:
Today by 6pm or mabye 5pm i dunno sha buh op make sure you vote.

i will like to vote for the winning team.. Whose team is that?

youngest85:
pls update me wen it finally commence....tanx

who are u gonno vote for?

ikbnice:
the voting will take place last week. Just keep waiting.

be serious for once nah? Or better still pretend to be serious at times

I'v been waiting for like forever now to vote.. When will it begins?

K

Refiner. Where Art Thou

tripplephi:
bros am not a fone dealer, U ASKED FOR RANGE not BRAND and i gave you where u can get good quality original infinix, injoo etc for d price u asked for. i am not selling fone. i just gave out my infinix HOT NOTE two yesterday. if u wanna know about a fone. check google and know d specs then stop talking about prices.abeg

Baba, No Be Quarrel Nah. Anyway, Thankuu

HannibalXVI:
Are you looking for new or used?

New

oscillation55:
The few options available to you remain; snoker rocket z5000, yezz phones, innjoo, itel, lenovo, gionee.

The Itel Thing, Hope Its Battery Is Removable?