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RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:48am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzbouqui:
I'm not saying you are lying na, I just want to know when the movie will be out, no be you wan contest for Mr Nairaland because of one 50k or 30k?


*nooffence*
i wanted to contest not because of the money(i may not collect the money if i win) but because of knowledge and competition. It is fun engaging in an intelligent competition.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2016
firstking01:
Honestly speaking, 500k is way too much to spend on a woman who's just a gf to you....i'm nt saying this cos i'm broke neither cos i believe your story...
it may be too much on ur part but not on my part.. If not that the thief(lad) scammed me, i wud have gotten to the dreamland which is humping a busty lady
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Should Start Baring Their Boobz. by ernesty20(op): 11:42am On Jul 01, 2016
7Randall:
Mentioning 2 cars and 250k phone wasn't necessary was it?
it is part of the story.. Besides my 2 cars and my phone are not only materials that made up the story
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Should Start Baring Their Boobz. by ernesty20(op): 11:41am On Jul 01, 2016
sinaj:
Wetin dis one de yarnhuh
go through the post again.. This time around, read it with your head not with ur nyash. Mtchwww
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Should Start Baring Their Boobz. by ernesty20(op): 11:40am On Jul 01, 2016
LordZero:
are you here to tell us about ur 2 cars and 250k phone or here to post something that makes sense?

anyways, i can't see any sense in this post.
na only that one u see? How about the woman and her crying baby?



Gerrarrahea mehn
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:38am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
OP, Yeah,Ladies Do *Chop and Clean Mouth*


We (guys) Do *Chop and Clean D**k grin



Maybe you paid for the Ones you Did in the past grin grin



*the past came calling*
grin
i cannot take it. I must find her and collect all i spent on her
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:36am On Jul 01, 2016
dobys:
hahahahahhhaha Bro haba cool down 500000 naira a nigerian man spends on 1 lady u noo take her 2 ur house sharply n nack am u waited 4 sometimes still chating n all took u like weeks be4 she come house or even 2 kiss her n touch boobs. hahahahahha lord thank u for sending jesus of our time. Guys dat wee buy u 1 meat pie 250 and coke 100 and wuld want 2 carry u home 2 nack.
i am not like other nigerian guys. I am different. I treat ladies with respect
RomanceWhy Ladies Should Start Baring Their Boobz. by ernesty20(op): 11:31am On Jul 01, 2016
practice they say makes perfection

Ladies should not be castigated when they walk around bare-breasted. Infact they should be commended and advised to stop wearing anything that would cover their breasts. They should not be ashamed to do so.

Why do i say so? Here is my reason.

I boarded a public bus yesterday( as i didnt want to drive any of my two cars because the journey was too far)

there was this young nursing mother sitting beside me. Her baby was crying maybe he wanted to suck breasts.

This young woman refused to breast-feed her crying baby maybe because she was ashamed to bring out her breasts in public.

The cry of this baby boy was disturbing me a lot, i then brought out my new iphone6 which i bought just last week at the rate of 250k to listen to some cool songs just to focuse my attention away from this woman and her baby.

She was busy petting her baby to stop crying but to no avail. She brought out water to give her baby, for where? He would not drink. She brought out akamu, for where? He would not drink it.

That is where it occured to me that this lady was one of these ladies that had been covering her boobz so that guys will not see it.

If she had been practising it all this while by walking the streets bare-breasted, she would not be too shy to breast-feed her baby in public.

My advice to nairaland babes:

stop covering your boobz so that when you finally born pikin, you will not be shy to breast-feed your kid in public.

Thank you.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:10am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
Okay, I can't doubt u, anyway but, It sounds so unreal to me (like a movie).

*noquarel*
that is how others who commented earlier view it. They thought i was lying
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:08am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Wow wow, what a great write up, lakure yen na keep it up bro more grease to your elbow.
what is this one saying? U think i am lying? I don pass that level
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:06am On Jul 01, 2016
Dezzx:
u didnt create this thread because of your money but becos of the Lady that defrauded of your money. OP u b clown o. u think u r making sense.
we are still saying the same thing.. The lady who defrauded me is the subject of the discussion
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:04am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
Na ur pastor u need to go see, u need deliverance
lol. Do u know what?
















Gerara hea mehn
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:03am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
OP, abeg when u go finish this script?

And what's d title u wanna give it?

It is gonna be an interesting movie, thou smiley

Nice invention, good creativity.

*clap clap clap grin grin grin*
this is a real life story bro.. I am not inventing anything
RomanceRe: ..... by ernesty20(m): 10:59am On Jul 01, 2016
Nigerians and stupidity all the time.. Just check their silly comments u there and check those comments by white people..

I dnt know why nigerians always take things for granted..


Mtchwwwwwww
EventsRe: Is This The Difference Between An Igbo Party And A Yoruba Party? by ernesty20(m): 10:51am On Jul 01, 2016
Yoruba and chop and clean are like 1 and 2
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:30am On Jul 01, 2016
Dezzx:
BILL GATES of NL, if 500k isn't much why create this post and ranting about it?
i didnt create this thread because of my money, i created it becos of the thief(lady) who defrauded me.

Get sense nah
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
The gbosa na for the massive lie na. The lie carry weight
u no well. Go see ur doctor
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:28am On Jul 01, 2016
Krisan234:
y u fvcking lying?
i dnt get u
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:18am On Jul 01, 2016
Jacksonville:
Mehn, why da phuck u lieing undecided...

see this poor man...the way u guys lie ehn...mai no talk.. lipsrsealed
undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:16am On Jul 01, 2016
armylord:
I checked ur previous posts u were asking where u could get a good android phone within d range of 15 - 20k LOL..no.be only iPhone na ifruit
that was for my younger sister.. Wanna buy it for her since she's gonna be getting admission fairly soon
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:14am On Jul 01, 2016
firstking01:
The op is a wishful thinker....you knw it's good to wish and dream @times, it makes you live a life of optimism...welldone bro.
i am looking for the part that sounds like a lie.

That i can not own a house or spend money on a lady? Nawa to u oo
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2016
totaldiva:
People like u plenty for ds forum. Lier, lier, lier, lier, lierrrrrrr wink
if na lie make thunder fire gi. I am not lying bro
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:09am On Jul 01, 2016
frozenSun:
I believe you brosssss.

I was driving right behind you with my 2017 Rolls Royce pick up truck. I was trying to tell you that the girl is a Karishika but your porsche was too fast.

na so dem dey do, take heart.
lol i dnt need your sarcastical statement plz
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:05am On Jul 01, 2016
Dezzx:
ernes.ty20 u meet a lady for d first time and spent 500G on her. sadernes.ty20 u meet a lady for d first time and spent 500G on her.
stop talking as if it is a big deal.. How much is 500k ses? Nawa oo
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 7:53am On Jul 01, 2016
pweetylivia:
OP can lie for Africa eh
ssssssssssshut up
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 7:52am On Jul 01, 2016
olatunjithomas:
Bros stop all these lies jooor,i think you're too big to be telling lies. even if Dasuki is your father, OP you won't see a girl for the first time and next thing you've coughed out 500k




why I'm I even here arguing?
like i stated earlier, money is not my problem.. I can spend any amount on a busty lady..


Again, u said i am too big to lie?( if at all i am lying)

how about Lie muhammed? He no big? Abi he no dey lie?


Gerrarrahea mehn
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 6:04pm On Jun 30, 2016
UyiIredia:
Why u Come dey give am tiri gbosa. D guy na fake a$$ liar.
idat
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2016
olatunjithomas:
OP ..mama Sade say make I tell you say you never pay the#500 the money for the gaari,palm oil and kerosene may you buy on Saturday. she threaten say she go disgrace you anytime make she see you on top okada.

you dey here dey pay person 500k




you dey live for inside mansion



you dey use iPhone 6
what is the big deal in owning an iphone6? Poor kid
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 3:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
SANDOSKI:
*500k____ *gingantic mansion *iphone6 *I am too handsome.......
Hmmmmm undecidedundecided
u failed to see busty lady,
pants
akure shopping mall
first bank







gerrarrahea mehn
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 3:07pm On Jun 30, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided only the stingy guy's would complain tongue. If we don't chop ur money who willhuh
give ur possey and take my money.. Who wan lose? Abegi
RomanceRe: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 2:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
zickyshey:
Na so
which one be naso?

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