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My own quote goes thus "if u want to live long, dnt take nigerian politicians serious"

Nice one from boko haram

ChappyChase:
As far as you no kill person or dupe somebody to make your money, then you've got a job! Yes olosho. Follow!

some of those jobs are good roads that lead to hell straight.

That is a good one. NA shud learn from them

Op go and read ur books

Rubbish

Buhari is a terrorist - Erufai

AlexReports:
I don't know how true this research is, but someone just shared details of jobs that are depriving ladies the opportunity of finding a husband or getting married to the right man. See the list:

1. Strippers
This is a profession ladies do at expensive lounges and bars where they display almost all the glory of their body for viewers discretion to enjoy. Hardly can you see any sensible man who will marry such.

2. Prostitution
People often say that getting acquitted to a prostitute is not a bad idea, but the truth is, how many men can keep their eyes wide open and take such a decision. Ladies who go into prostitution find it very difficult to find husband unless they hide under the canopy of born again, just as we see in churches.

3. Marketers
Most men believe that ladies who are into marketing are promiscuous in nature due to the unrealistic target set by some organization. These are category of ladies you see in financial institution with deflated bosom as if "Olympus has fallen".

4. Acting/Modelling
Most actresses live exorbitant lifestyles that can chase guys away. Men often bash female actress and modellers because they believe that they always offer their body to producers in a bid to get famous.

5. Weight Lifters
Many guys are like "I no fit marry woman wey go dey beat me for house."

6. Paramilitary and Military Force
As a single lady if you join a paramilitary or military force, the chances to getting a husband may be slim because guys will assume such ladies will possess arrogant behaviour.

7. Alcoholic Drinks Sellers
Ladies who sell alcoholic drinks stand the chance of being molested by drunkards. A guy seeing that his girlfriend is being sexually embarrassed by drunks may not find it funny at all.

8. Offshore job
Life at offshore is not easy because the workers face harsh weather condition like cold, etc even though their monthly take home is huge. Ladies who fall under this category of profession seldom have time for social life as there may be delay in getting husband
http://www.alexreports.info/2015/11/ee-jobs-that-make-it-difficult-for.html

all these na jobs? Ladies sha

Op, go and sleep

This mere commisioner sef

Nigeria is the only country where liars are celebrated

Brandnew2:
He had better turn a new leaf before he finds his ass in Kirirkiri.

yeah he shud change. Plagiarism is not a good thing.

At least, if u must copy, give credit to the writer

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I don already drop my pen since from writing anything online.[/color]

as if u fit write abcd. Mumu

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Awon scammers and intelligence thieves. Later they will buy houses in banana island and say it's from the hard work they put in their blogs.

Hard work from stealing people's articles and stories.

Op can we please know the name of this popular blogger? [/color]

and if u happen to know his name, what will u do? Arrest him?

Children sha

taiocol:

the money weh i pay the wife mama don expire weh i go come der bath baby?

i taya ooo. Some mumu go still call this one "love"

Sign of joblessness

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how much can i earn in a month?

Haliyahboy:
I hate PDP with passion

u can now die please

Do u think he has what it takes to defeat boko haram?

billyG:
Yur Father started it with yur mother.

are u unwell? Dnt u know ur mates again?

Will u get to work and quit talking?

Kill those bastardized tse tse flies

[quote author=OnankpaBa post=39933277][/quote]wetin be my own

modelmike7:
..... What about my President?

whatever about ur president

DONSMITH123:
oga wetin Buhari do?

la question be that?

SmithEnemona:
how sir?

by raping aisha at the age of 9

I think i saw her last night at my back yard

That is a good one

The bi.tch tot she wud be made a minister thats why she brought the idea of bbog just to tarnish the image of Gej.










Serves her right!!

Fashola is selling fish, sorry i mean selfish. I agree