NothingLikeLove:
Hello fam, I need advice please. I met this man two yrs ago and we got married last year January. During our courtship, he portrayed himself in a good light. A week after our marriage, his true colors started coming out. It's been one problem or the other. He nags a lot, he doesn't forgive even when I plead for forgiveness if I offend him. It was a month after our marriage, he started revealing shocking things about himself, how he was told by a doc that he can never father a child, tho it could be cured, and many others. I got tired of the marriage because of his ill attitude towards me plus these shocking revelation, but because my faith kicks against divorce except on the ground of adultery, I try all I can to save my marriage. He's very jealous to the extent that he suspects every call I receive. He feels I'm cheating on him because according to him, his previous experience made him not to trust any female.

There was a day he beat me because he was suspecting that the phone call I had was from a man, yet that day it was my mum who called, but because I was pissed by his distrust, I refused to tell him who I was talking with on phone. He even threatened to shoot me if he had a gun.

That apart, he refused to go for treatment to cure his impotency, despite the pressure I mount on him. He keeps blaming it on lack of fund, so I had to give him money, since I'm a salary earner, he used the money for something else instead.

To cut the story short, the last straw, was when he converted to a Muslim and has been pressuring me to do same. And this is highly against my religious belief and I will never do it. He's been threatening fire and brimstone since then. I reported all that has been going on to his people and then mine, so they can help us. He denied all. Even denied that he's impotent and that I never gave him money to go for cure.

I had to leave my matrimonial home because I was scared. Right now am considering filling for divorce, since his attitude is very bad, he cannot impregnate me and has refused to seek help, he cannot take care of my needs financially because of his poor status and worse off, has joined a faith I will never be part of no matter his pressure. I don't know if divorce is the right action to take or I should give him time to change. Am confused please.

Mods please put this on front page so many will see it.

first are a believer? am sorry madam I mean genuine born again christian oooo b4 I can give u right ans,tank u madam.

funsoo:

4, Asa street,
Ikeja Lagos.
Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF A CHIEF ACCOUNTANT
I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of a Chief Accountant. My second class upper grade in Accounting,proffessional qualification (ACA), Master degree in finance and many years cognate experience seems to
fit me well for this position.

I understand this post requires a candidate with strong analytical mind,a self starter ,who must be able to work with lesser supervision.
All this attributes are already part of me as evidenced by my rapid promotion in the past.

Kindly contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655 for an interview where my ability
to add value to ABC Nigeria limited can be assessed.

Thank you for your time and considration

Yours faithfully,
Adekunle Olufunso
ATT'D
CV

I DECIDED TO POST A SAMPLE OF JOB APPLICATION LETTER TO GUIDE OUR JOB SEEKERS IN THE FUTURE.YOUR COMMENTS PLS.

plz I also use yours sincerely want 2 knw if it wrong tanks.

Na hell him dey NW,bcus God way create d bobo get purpose 4 d bobo NW him regard God @ all dat means him regard devil na so make dat devil arrange am another babe 4 hell there na.

fashionengineer:
http://www.thefashionengineer.com/2015/10/27/how-i-keep-my-tummy-flat-on-a-nigerian-diet/

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Isn’t it annoying whenever you look up diet tips, there’s like all of this oyinbo food that you don’t even eat anyway? Well don’t worry, I’m going to keep it 100% real with you all, like yeah I’m Nigerian-American, but in my house growing up, it was strictly Nigeria. I cook Nigerian food probably like 90% of the time, and when I’m on the go I will pick up a hamburger or something if I have a lot of programming work to do and I don’t have the time to cook. Okay so I’m going to share with you all some diet tricks and tips that I use to get my stomach flat, because Nigerian food is nice, but sometimes it can be extremely fattening, and it SHOWS!



Why are you putting all of that oil in your stew
Stop it. Just calm down. Take a step back and ask yourself if you really need ALL of that oil in there. It may take some time to get used to cooking with less oil, but if you start by cutting down an eighth every time, you’ll slowly get used to it. Also, if you can try cooking your soup/stew with extra virgin olive oil, even better if it is LIGHT extra virgin olive oil.

Indomie Does Not Count As Nigerian Food
Like for real ladies, stop playing. Stop being lazy. If you can cook it that fast, you can gain the fat even faster. Have you ever looked at the nutritional values on the back of a package of Indomie? Research has even shown that the consumption of too many instant noodles leads to heart attacks/ heart disease. Not only does Indomie cause belly fat, but TOO many instant noodles could be detrimental to your health. Just cool it on the Indomie. Just don’t even buy it. I only allow myself to eat one pack of Indomie a month. It’s just not worth it to me.

Don’t attack me please.. But leave that iyan alone. You have to!
I know a lot of you all love your iyan. I love my iyan too. I promise. But it’s like extremely fattening. You would gag if you knew how many calories were in one cup. Another high calorie food is semolina, which doesn’t really mean much to me, because I don’t care for the taste of semo to be honest. Sorry for all you ladies that do (610 calories a cup! Chai! but that’s still better than iyan!)…And this is why eba will always be BAE. Forever and a day! 110 calories per cup. Does it get any better than that? Don’t judge me, but I eat a lot of eba, and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. You don’t have to eat eba, but if you want to eat other foods, just be aware of the calorie intake, and eat in moderation.

If you can, eat brown rice and leave that white rice alone
Brown rice actually has about 15 more calories per serving than white rice, but here’s the thing, brown rice is A LOT LESS PROCESSED THAN WHITE RICE. What this means is that brown rice is going to breakdown properly in your system and go through all of the steps of your digestive system, leaving you with less of a glucose level spark. What does that mean? That means you will feel a lot FULLER after you eat brown rice, than when you eat white rice. And that will lead to less snacking. Less snacking? That’s good!

Egusi Is Bae..Forever
Egusi has one of the fats that your body actually needs! It is rich in Omega 3’s! This not only helps you lose weight, but it helps your hair grow stronger and faster! So make that egusi soup, but like all things, that doesn’t mean you should overdo it!

wow nice op deserve I very big tanks 4 d information,bt wat about wheat,ogbonno,and. Fufu? Tanks.

HandsomeHITLER:
NO I DIDNT. SUCH SMALL SCHOOLS HARDLY ISSUE IT

no matter hw small an organization will u have 2 ask 4 ur letter of employment is very necessary don't make dat mistake anywhere plz.

OPCNAIRALAND:


It is indisputable that Oba is a titular position and belongs to Yoruba culture, not Benin.

So why is King of Benin a titular Omo n'Oba (the descendant of Oba), can the Benin palace give us clarity on this?

Op don't understand wat he said he just told u d truth,if u are a good history person u will knw everything so just go back 2 ur history tanks

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl (my messiah) and our Agric teacher came rushing in. My guy na so I for take die o.

op ur past life if kill bokoharam oo lol kai u get mind ooo. U just want show ur self kai hahahaha...

izsmike:
MOST PEOPLE JUST TAKE THE GRACE OF GOD FOR GRANTED, NOT AS IF THE PASTORS DNT PREACH ABT SINS... BUH PPLE JUST BELIEVE GOD IS MERCIFUL AND WILL FORGIVE THEM B4 THEY DIE

u are right my friend .

examhall:
Top Nigerian songstress, Chidinma and ace singer, Flavour have been accused severally of having a romantic affair becasue of how often the duo kiss when they work together.
However, in recent interviews the stars have both debunked rumors of anything going on between them both. #
Chidinma while discussing on the topic of her kissing Flavour time after time, she had this to say; “My pastor asked me to explain when I said the kiss between I and flavour is not real but we were just acting,” noting that “I and flavour are cool and after work, we move unto the next one.”
lalasticlala ishilove obynoscopy

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/i-was-queried-by-my-pastor-after-kissing-flavour-chidinma/

my friend ur pastor is correcting bcus he want u 2 make heaven,plz don't tink he is jealous he knws is a sin.

kissval1388:
hello nairalanders.
I have been using this Glo blackberry subscription for androidand am enjoying it.
the reason why I opened this post is to ask my nairalaners if this act is sin.
someone told me that it is cheating because Glo mobile thinks the user is using BlackBerry.
so my fellow nairalanders and christian friends. what do you have to say about this?
is it a sin or not?
is Glo mobile aware that android users are doing this?
thanks. I expect matured replys

plz ask ur pastor plz,I will say if it a cheat dat means is a sin.

God help us in Jesus name amen.

Plz hw can I post in nairaland?

asadike:
If one wants to be born again, pls do it to d core, forget anything wordly. The question is: Is your Pastor's wife truly born again?

God bless u with dis word 2 me I will say she is not born again.

Almaiga:
I love the colorful Dinner Suits.

dat suits is called mess skits

Wow I love dis,God bless u sir.

Wow u I love dis,God bless u sir.

Dis world is full of wickedness anyway I will say dis is d sigh of end time,may God have mercy my sister tank u 4 d message.

Jascon4:
OP edit the title of your thread as you have wrongly informed the public. Joshua Okpo was not a NIMASA boss nor has he ever worked for NIMASA. He was the Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Oron.


It is a sad loss.

tank u so much my friend,I am also a cadet in the school it is a very big loss may God have mercy oooo.

Jascon4:
OP edit the title of your thread as you have wrongly informed the public. Joshua Okpo was not a NIMASA boss nor has he ever worked for NIMASA. He was the Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Oron.


It is a sad loss.

tank u so much my friend,I am also a cadet in the school it is in fact a big loss.

I bliev wat d cemeroonian said,dis should b d hand work of d bokoharam so dat our Nigeria government will have problem wt d cemeroonian government in oda 4 Nigeria government 2 break dat joint force against d Bokoharam.

Good news make u guys knw 4get Jesus club go win @ d end dis world ooo I knw say my guys go tackle my me bt NA d truth brodas

Episteme2:

PHED company will pay through their insurance company. It is called third party liability claim. Also, if the car owner has a comprehensive cover on his car, he can report the accidental damage to his own insurance company for claims. The insurance company can later go to PHED company's insurers to recoup whatever it did spend for the car damages.

tanks u are right.

obiorathesubtle:
mehn.. The days.

My class teacher caught me one time, she took the letter to our headmistress, my mother was invited, I was humiliated ehn, they reported me to the church sef, I was flogged in the headmistress' office and all.. Never wrote love letters again.. Became afraid of girls.. Almost turned gay..

kai u no well ooo even me 2 bt no one cought me oboi goood old days bt u knw want tin?no all our friends are alive 2 see dis day again 2 talk about it kai may God have mercy upon us NW ooo.

LilSmith55:
I don return 3 Billion Naira

hahahah.... 4 where u return to?NA who b ur witness abegi,if u see am u knw go run away 4rm dis country?bt if u return money like God blessing is on u bro.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
If you are still a CADET there, let me guess......... The incomplete new boys hostel behind Old hostel is still exactly the way It is when I left...... the supposed e-library has been completed but no equipment yet...... Joshua Epko is still giving mouth only promises during Solemn assembly after coming back from all those his useless trips around the globe with his bootilicious P.A and school fees keeps increasing, Madam Sule is still the queen of all provision sellers and still has the Naval Officers in her palms...... Am I right or wrong?

u are right broda.

kellsblingsz:
d husband was busy fucking sinach and gave less attention to his wife.. d son of man has made u free my sister...

sha NA waiting happened b dat? Abeg make person give me d real gist abeg tanks.

HungerBAD:
Kumuyi: See that woman there?abeg pay her her 3 Months salary.

Ogbeni Rauf: You be PDP member Pastor?

my friend angry wt u bt I pity u 4 using dat word on d man of God,he work hear is preach d gospel 2 every creature according 2 d bible has directed us 2 do now u call him PDP pastor ur life is danger of hell fire u better repent.

Dat my school oooo the cadet in academy are really suffering,even d so called rector self hand no clean self.

seunmsg:

PDP should go and sit down. They've lost the election already, so, what are they saying? They disagree with the legal opinion of the AGF and the decision of INEC but failed to offer their opinion on what should happened considering the legal quagmire that followed Audu's death.

Anybody or party that is not satisfied with INEC's decision should simply go to court. No need for any long story.

my friend that wrong mayb u NA apc member follow the truth.

onyepapa:
Are they crying for the man or the 11 billion he didn't return before going to hell?

maybe dat was why dey are crying he is gone let him go and face d judgement of God.

cramjones:
"Come now, you who say, “Today or tomorrow we will go to such and such a city, spend a year there, buy and sell, and make a profit”; whereas you do not know what will happen tomorrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and then vanishes away. Instead you ought to say, “If the Lord wills, we shall live and do this or that.” James 4: 13 - 15

This response is not meant to mock the dead, very far from it, but to reveal the sorry state Nigeria has become, and to teach us a lesson or two. Sadly, we have had 3 deaths in less than 3 months of well-known politicians, and these three have different tales.

1. Diepreye Alamaeseigha: A man whose fondest memories among Nigerians is that who stole his state's resources, arrested in London, jumped bail by pretending to be a woman, came to Nigeria, served jail term, and openly said he forgave OBJ who jailed him.
Even in death people still thought and still think he is still alive. Faking his death to avoid another London Bruhaha. How bad can a politician be that people even doubt the day of his death?

2. Abubakar Audu: A man who openly admitted he stole N11 billion of his state loot, and his major campaign promise was to return the loot!
This man died, resurrected and then died again! Only in Nigeria.

3. GNS Pwajok: This man was different from the pack. A smart erudite, young, astute, and deeply loved politician. Unfortunately he died, but throughout Plateau state, he is fondly remembered and has remained a huge vacuum in the politics of plateau.

What would you be remembered for? Life is so fleeting. Let us get our acts together and make Nigeria great again!

-CramJones

my friend u have a good point,we need more words like dis 4rm people like u.Tanks