Gidyons89:
Congratulations, you now have a first-hand experience. What's wrong if he pays before you start?

Another way to go about this next time is to give the client a low resolution picture... One that can best be used for dp... Or even worse.

I've been there before, I don wise.

How can you do so?
Gotten my first client for ecover design, asides watermark, how do I fix the resolution, making it impossible to rescale, without losing resolution in Gimp or photoshop?


Thanks
Nathclinton, have you googled the company name of the logo?
Check if he is using your work without permission.
For $10, you can take his website down.
Google DCMA for more info.

kay29000:
What's happening to this wonderful thread? Pls guys, don't let this thread die.

Anyway, I got two envelopes today with "Important Tax Return Document Enclosed" written on it. Did anyone else get this envelope? I need to know more about this...how will I get paid my tax return.

mk82

Same problem here.
I did some googling and find out the main points

✔You need the form when filing taxes in Nigeria. But since foreign income is not taxed in Nigeria, you are free to go.
✔Only mail it back when total credit section (by the right of the first page) is unusually high. They would send you the money in cheque.
✔Amazon would send you a form for each $100 and above reached in income for every store.
✔Still confused? Google 1042-S Amazon

I hope this helps!

Sarassin:


It is the Epimenedes Paradox named after the Cretan philosopher of the same name, as quoted by Paul of Tarsus in his Epistle to Titus 1:12-13, where he has paraphrased the immortal words of Epimenides, "All Cretans are liars..."

Thank you very much!

No answers anyone?

C'mon!

IVORY2009:


Bloody nairaland.com prostitute like you, wake up your game is almost up, I repeat again and again, I will deal with you, ur picture is saved here.

Fine, post it here.
I am waiting.

So your scare tactic is use a picture of a some random gal to intimidate?

You are far worse than I thought.
Rotten and in need of help.


Because I don't know what madness disturbs you.

I pity the day you were born. It would have been better if your mother had a miscarriage instead.

At least your blood would have served some use to the soil instead of the mess you have become.

To think that atoms underwent 6 billon years to be in that mistake of your brain.

IVORY2009:


"those who live in class house don't throw stones" you removed your profile pictures, I dey laugh, I will still get you.

I never had any profile pic, you slowpoke.
Is the weed affecting your brain because you have mistaken me for someone else.


Stop following me.





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IVORY2009:


Is okay... Try me, ur picture is der...

You must be high on Koolaid.
Why d fùck are u now following me ?

Do me a favour and unfollow me now.
I don't wanted to be infected by your attitude.



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Misleading title.

I was hoping to see a naked body to self-service to.
All I see are cleavages.


Disappointed.

IVORY2009:


I will deal with u if you're not extral careful. [/b]

I would like to see how you would deal with an anonymous stranger on the internet.


Really, I would like to see you try.







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[quote author=diamondtutu post=32392150]My passing through. As I grew older,i ir,i was made the choir twice. Everyone loved me,but I was dying slowly. During the year 2000,i swore never to do it anymore,but wen the urge comes,it overcomes me,and I yeild.

Later in life whenver I do it(masturbates) I felll guilt afterwards,i felt dirty. Then I knew I had to change... To be



Admit it
You are gay.
Join the club.
Bro, this is what you need.
gaysextoybox.com

Thank me later.

IVORY2009:
[s][/s]

I ask you again and again, do you want trouble? And why must u comment on a thread you have to idea about?

Explain to me what you mean by trouble?
I am not well-versed in Nigerian English.

Was my explanation wrong? If it was, please kindly point out my errors.

I am sorry, what do you mean by 'you have to idea about' ?

Was my summary so bad to the point that your rickety fingers and your dull eyes had to type without thinking?

I advise you take your prescribed medications. I am told they help you relax.

IVORY2009:


Senorita' do want to die? And u call me a fool, u are not scared.

You started the fight.
Ignorance is not a crime you know, you didn't have to so childish about it.



@EroticAngelina
Please permit me to explain
In simple summary, the naira may go back to #150 to $1
For now, it is currently #204

People are changing the dollars they held back to naira.
Why?
Because they are expecting good things to come from Buhari.

Because of the change, the naira has gotten stronger.
Who knows maybe Buhari will really make it $1 to #1?


I hope it is clear for everyone else who did not understand the post. If there is anything I forgot to mention, other enlightened posters should add instead of being so shallow to insult the curious.

This thread is for the non-believers oooo!


Some clues
It is in Titus.

Paul did not understand it.
Made a logical fallacy.

Psychologists and philosophers, your help please.

I have forgotten the name of the paradox.

That goes to show Paul was not inspired by any spirit as he made the same errors that a normal person would make.

Hardcore Atheists, over to you!



In the meantime, let's list paradoxes that exists in religions.







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Ishilove
I believe you made a mistake.
the name of this thread should be
Five Habits Of People Who Will Always Get A Divorce.


I don't get the marriage-infused culture in Nigeria
My cousin happens to be a nun and she displays none of those attitudes.
Jesus, Paul, Oprah are not married, I don't see how they have lost touch with reality.
In fact Paul said that it is better to remain single.
Married people are the ones who have lost contact with reality that is why divorce rates are so high.

Abused wives think their hubby would change.
Husbands turn a perfect normal human being into a slave.
They have children who will watch them quarrel and then they will wonder why the kids are on drugs or got pregnant.
Women stay in abusive relationships because of their kids. They pour out that anger on the children.



You believe that marriage is happiness?
What weed have you all been smoking?


Were you not happy before you got married?
Did you not have a childhood before marriage?
Didn't you have a life you liked?


Marriage is happiness?
Tell that to the teen wives of the ISIS.



Dedicate themselves to a career?
How delusional.
Even married people are still married to their career.


Cry for the moon?
It is only the deluded that believe they can stay with one partner for life.
The ones that think that marriage is the all-in-all.
They cry for the moon alright.


Kai, the weed you all are smoking is very powerful!
I cross my elbows in agony.
smh

Zico0:
I greet sarahn. I need an image cover for my next book, so how can we make an arrangement anyone?

Book cover designer here.
I design mostly fiction
but I can try at non-fiction


But I don't supply stock photos. You have to get
them yourself. I can get you pics from pixabay however.

Send me a message on fiverr with your
Nl moniker in it and get a discount*

https://uk.fiverr.com/users/erotic_designer/

**a discount on two or more covers.**

OR

hit me up on bbm: 55FC36F5.

discount still applies.

kay29000:


Hi? Do you design ebook covers too?

Yeah for fiction. Mostly e.r.o.t.i.c.a

But I can try non-fiction.

But I don't supply stock photos. You have to get them yourself.

Send me a message on fiverr with your
Nl moniker in it and get a discount*
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**a discount on two or more covers.**

henrimoto:
good intent. The services the @op is advertising is not out of positive contest. It is only when there is a report about the @op not able to deliver, then you can write against him. Believe it or not, there people that can't do things on their own even when you provide them with the basic information. I see nothing wrong when one decide to take fair advantage of such people. Cheers. I can see that kindle pub. Is putting smiles on your face. Lol. Cheers.

Have you seen this?
https://www.nairaland.com/sundayerhun/topics

He is slamming Nl.

No honest person would spam Nl sections WITH THE SAME TOPIC!

This guy na despardo.

sundayerhun:
Eroticdesigner or whatever, it's shameful that your petty advice turned out to be an advert for yourself.

First, I have books and they are selling. You can choose to believe it or not.

Of a truth, publishing on those site is free, and I never said otherwise. But there are persons who would not be able to do it themselves. To that purpose did the thread seek to serve.

It's a fat lie that you get banned when you get assistance in publishing your works on Amazon and Smashwords.

If you want to do publicity for your designs, opt for a dignifiable way to do so.

Thank you!

See who the cat has dragged in.

Who is calling who liar?

Check Smashwords terms and conditions you fool.
Read the biography of the founder before you start spewing nonsense with the jelly in your head you call a brain.



You rip off lazy newbies?

How shameful.


Those who can't do it themselves?


Your lies will make the devil proud.

Even my 18-year old cousin is publishing by herself. Why can't anyone else.


You speak of dignity like you know what it is.

You won't even know dignity even if it was right in front of you.

Dignity is being honest.
Why didn't you mention it here that it was free?


Dignity is not spamming Nl with the same post over and over again.

https://www.nairaland.com/sundayerhun/topics

and charging #5000 for a free service.
https://www.nairaland.com/1837565/getting-published-amazon-nigeria


You have no idea what dignity is.

as I type this, you have already created a new thread on Literature section ON THIS SAME TOPIC!

You are an insult to indie authors.

henrimoto:
@eroticdesigner. Its a No! No! No! For you. You don't paint other peoples' interest negative because you want to promote your own interest. Its wrong! Don't you know that their are people who are very lazy to search for information on net...

I understand your sentiments. I only did so because of my own experience.

I spent 4+ years searching for how to make money online.

all I saw was info-marketing. It was only till I came across this amazon kindle thread on Nl that I knew about Kdp.

So I want to save one more gullible person. So they won't get scammed.

Have you considered moving your post to the religion section?
just my two cents.


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I dunno about offline buz.
I know online.

If you can write fiction or nonfiction.
You can consider publishing them online.



so let's break down cost.

modem: data connection #2500
writing book yourself: free.
hire book designer: $ 5 which at most #1500

Total : #4000.



go here where you can receive FREE step by step
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Ask any question and be sure to get an answer,
no one would try to sell you anything EVER!
Once again


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Good luck!


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Please stop deceiving people.


Anyone can publish for FREE .


A note to readers of this thread

Please don't hire anyone. If Smashwords found out you will both be banned. Not to talk of Amazon.

The op has published books, yes.

But they are not selling.

I swear by my grandma's grave.


So please hold your hard earned cash and go here where you can receive FREE step by step information to publish online



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Once again

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If you are done publishing series of books and need a box set template to use. I am at your service.
I sell 3d box set templates useful for books in
a series. Send me a message on fiverr with your
Nl moniker in it and get a discount.
https://uk.fiverr.com/users/erotic_designer/

So how do interested investors go about investing in your app?
How soon will they get back their investment?
Plus how do we can we verify that that is your app? What proof have you?



Apple store is much profitable than Google.
What strategies do you have to make your app a best seller in Nigeria or in Africa?
Just because it is the first in Africa is nothing. It may end up being the last.



This and many more questions are what a Vc and an angel would ask you.
If you don't know what that means, then you greatly kid yourself about app business.


Also, don't answer the above questions here. A competitor or soon to be one may see it and copy.



Bottom line: Be careful of where you post to get help. If I was a developer, and realized your app was the first, I would strive to beat yours and make a killing.

Business is tough, don't be naive. You have a great idea by the way. Don't let anyone else steal it.

osina1414:
@eroticdesigner, am currently following the thread u recomended, and its quite intresting coz i think its the best option 4 me nw, i luv writting, i already have some articles i've written. I think i should start 4rm there by developing them into much more elaborate write-upz. I also do alot designs with corel Draw, i might just need 2 sharpen up abit wt photoshop. i think i'll n get a laptop by next week and get 2 work ASAP.

tnx alot

I am glad I could be of help.

Self-publishing.

Are you good are writing?
Fiction or non-fiction.

Well, you can make a living off it.

Did I mention for FREE?

If you can't write, hire a ghostwriter.
30k is more than enough to pay one for non-fiction.

Publish & enroll in Kdp select.

Your investment would yield ten times more.


Did I mention FOR FREE!


But nothing good comes easy. You would have to read 30+ pages of this thread to get started.


https://www.nairaland.com/1499182/making-regular-income-publishing-amazon


Good luck and godspeed!




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arbitrage:
You can (selectively) receive a Euro based Payoneer Prepaid MasterCard and the accompanied Euro payment service (SEPA) bank account, which is the equivalent of the existing USD based Payoneer MasterCard with its US Payment Service. The euro based MasterCard and Euro bank account is not open to general online application but by contacting the Payoneer customer support. They will then consider you and ask for certain details as an existing account holder but you should be ready to receive payment from approved European sources to be considered. Here is my reply:

If my question is not too personal,
Have you used the Euro account for
eft payments Amazon?

I am curious.
Euro exchange rates are better and are not subject to U.S taxes

Is his pastor God?
or Allah
or FSM?


what a world!










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Nope.

#still flexing

1k 3gig Bis android.






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Mods, please hide emekaxy 's posts with the picture. It is against NL rules.



Just because a curious Nler has asked a question that scares you doesn't give the right to behave like a child.

Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...

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