₦airaland Forum

Pidgin2:
It won't go far for you because you now think like a Westerner but for most pure breed Nigerians I assure you that this money will go far even for land or investment e.g.Tbills, this is why it's important to visit often so that you will learn and understand what people are doing. A lot can be done with N10 million naira.

Lexusgs430:
Does the dead care if they are buried or cremated? What do they know, they are already dead....

Those that remember the dead, do they visit the graveyard or simply refresh their memories pictorially?

BlowJobs:
yes. White liberal country girl . who dislike rap (except 50cent and snoop and Macklemore) but like RnB (the good oldies). Her favorite musics presently are Afrobeat courtesy of your boi (favorite song Mama by Mayorkun )

(thunder fire the person, wey say i no go love you.)

IamDino:
Okay.
But did Osama truly die?
Why did they not show us his body after death like they did to the likes of Gaddafi, Escobar and Saddam Hussein?

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] Don't you fuçkin dare tell her , at least fuçkin not now. When you're fuçkin done fuçkin ér bloodyfûcking pússy to your fuçkin satisfaction , Then you can fuçkin tell er [/color]

dayo2me:
awoof na hin dey do u abi

Jarus:
Victor Moses wont make Top 3. It is a straight fight between Aubameyang and Mane.

dayo2me:
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BlowJobs:
I haven't gone though the naturalization process. i Think they give you questions to study for the citizenship test. it includes US history, cultures, politics and general information.

About Racism: Honestly, i haven't dealt with racism here. No one has ever said any racist remarks to my face. People show bias tho. i see how some people relate to white foreigner from another country and me. they show bias like they automatically just feel comfortable around that person. Maybe skin color has something to do with it, i really don't know. I am an open minded person. I believe people tend to choose things/other people they easily relate to. Also, living here as a minority (especially a black man) has its PROS too. White ladies literally throw themselves at me. Its like a fantasy thing. Everyone wants to try new things. its like eating fried rice every day and someone offered you jollof rice+ chicken one afternoon. I have turned down several sexual advances (let's hang out blah blah). Some are bold as to ask you if you really have a BBC. as a black man especially someone on a visa, you need to be careful. Women can make sexual advances towards you and you say no and turn them down. If you flip the script, you can be sued for sexual Harassment.

Also, don't let no one intimidate you. A lot of people are really ignorant. they are surrounded by so much information and don't know anything Don't assume that because someone was born and lives here means they are smart. A lot are really dumb, don't let the accent fool you. I get asked ignorant question every time. i am tired of answering them.

No gangs here, no gang related violent. The major things here is people on drugs. Someone Overdosed across the street from me few weeks back. These people can't stay off drugs. It is a big problem. The gang related violent is in Massachusetts. The thing common here is "white trash". I don't know how to explain it. Like low life scums sort of people

BlowJobs:
Only have one work today. (Should have rescheduled my interview for today ). Guy M text me last night about customer for today wont be paying for 30days. I offered to work for him free and get paid he 30days. He turned it down. Like who turns down free labor.?. 99% of Nigerians will jump on it. O text him to say its not about the money (i lied, its all about the money )

BlowJobs:
This was my reply on the same thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4144074/lies-nigerians-living-america/9#61873109
https://www.nairaland.com/4144074/lies-nigerians-living-america/21#61884553
https://www.nairaland.com/4144074/lies-nigerians-living-america/22#61885227

Check this thread on page 1 or 2, i posted my last 2 paychecks
I work with Guy M, like i said and we work everyday (except client canceled). in September, we worked all 30 days. He pays $80 cash every day. We work from 8am to 12pm most times. sometimes even 11am. If the job for the day is far away, driving and traffic might extend it to 1/2 pm. most jobs take 30mins-1hr:30mins to complete

BlowJobs:
YES!!!, please join. It is just a google search away.

I just googled it: http://aaahq.org/About
The American Accounting Association is the largest community of accountants in academia. Founded in 1916, we have a rich and reputable history built on leading-edge research and publications. The diversity of our membership creates a fertile environment for collaboration and innovation. Collectively, we shape the future of accounting through teaching, research and a powerful network, ensuring our position as thought leaders in accounting.

Also from their website: http://aaahq.org/Membership
From fewer than 100 accounting professors in 1916, AAA has grown to over 7,000 members in more than 75 countries. AAA's many resources serve you as a scholar, educator, or practitioner. Above all, AAA membership brings you networking opportunities with colleagues from around the world, plus exciting new initiatives. Join or renew your membership today!


I will advise students and Professional Nigerians to join reputable organizations. You get to know the exams you need to write to work in other countries, requirements, schools, classified job adverts etc. And you get invited to meetings and events all over the world.

BlowJobs:
I am not saying it is Visa is automatic. but use your initiative

If you're a Nigerian student studying Civil engineering for example, join a reputable industry Association in the US. when they have events, they will invite you and possibly give you discounts and send you all the paper works. Most times, they ask students to submit papers on a particular industry topic, if your paper is accepted, most times they will pay for your trips or give you higher discounts since you will be presenting

If you are a pharmacists for example, join a reputable association as an industry person, when they have events, you will get invites.

same thing applies to other professions.

These are better reasons of Visa than "visiting my gf, attending my friend's graduation, i just want to spend vacation in the US, going to buy clothes, going shopping and all other unreasonable excuses.

Do your assignment well. Visas are harder in Naija.

FrankNetter:
He said he sold his car and got this for $2,000. I was like "who buys a skateboard for that amount?"

Only when he powered it on and I saw it move did I realize what it was. Apparently, it's a rechargeable motorized skateboard. Smart thinking.

Uh, video of it is on my instagram story. Hurry if you wanna take a glimpse of it.

IamLEGEND1:
E be like say the number of guys wey no get sense just dey Increase daily.

Na by force to buy gift? Wake up, type 'happy birthday'. add '... Dear' if you're feeling mushy on the inside and send it to her on WhatsApp.

Don uban ta, the last time pesin been buy me gift I was 4.... na for one mumu girl I go start to dey borrow money from people just to buy gift. Dem no born that girl well.

Satansadvocate:
fair complexion ke.

How many Nigerian girls have heard about kegel toto excercise. They excercise the toto wella and all the wall around there,as in they can control the vulva and toto wall the way you control your hand and legs. Do your girlfriend do kegel?? No i guess. Do my sisters do?? No i say.. So guy toto senior toto..


Toto nah grade by grade. You thought when i made mention of plair that i was joking?? I serious die..

Kegel all the way

toto senior toto

jiinxed:
Pidgin2, don't you get tired?