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Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Lagos Larger Than Abuja? by Eseharrison(m): 10:46am On Dec 14, 2013
Cajetan speaks: @Eseharrison those stats you posted are very false. Lagos state occupies 3,557 sqkm land mass with water accounting for 30%, FCT(Abuja) occupies a land mass of 8,000 sqkm.. Source:Abuja geographic information system & Lagos geographic info system.
Out of the 8,000 sqkm only 250 makes up for Abuja city proper
RomanceRe: What's Your Relationship Status ? by Eseharrison(m): 10:33am On Dec 14, 2013
Mutual undersatanding undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 15th December 2013 by Eseharrison(m): 10:31am On Dec 14, 2013
My sweet man utd! How я d mighty fallen? And records broken under Moyes?

I think Moyes wants to break all of SAF's records and then build his.

Aston villa have won only once in 33yrs against man utd...

I c man utd bouncing bak. Phil jones anoda goal pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Eseharrison(m): 10:24am On Dec 14, 2013
youngprofdguru: I believe we were not completely
ourselves offensively and that's
what we want to do better [at City]
- be dangerous offensively
Arsène Wenger
Na today them wan start to be dangerous offensively?

Dangerous offensively ko offensively dangerous ni

Wenger shd stick to his passing passing game so the scoreline wud be less embarrasing lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Eseharrison(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2013
Presbulg: Reporter:- City Have Been Unstoppable At Home This Season, How Will You Stop A Team Like Man City At The Etihad ??
"We Will Make Them Believe They Are Playing Away": -Wenger
Funny but logical. Wenger's side will have to dominate the match esp at the midfield but unfortunately City boast a stronger and efficient arsenal attack
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Eseharrison(m): 10:16am On Dec 14, 2013
Man city to win by a 3-goal margin: 4 - 1 or 3-0.

Arsenal's indecisiveness in front of goal is going to cost them a defeat by a wide margin cos of City's ruthlessness in front of goal at home.

This is not one of those matches won at the midfield but a/an one-sided open ended affair with Sczcny(dis name na die) having to up his game
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Lagos Larger Than Abuja? by Eseharrison(m): 8:44am On Dec 14, 2013
Lagos is larger in size than Abuja.

Lagos has an area of 999.6square kilometers as compared to Abuja's 713square km

Ever wondered why Lagos supports the largest population in Nigeria without crumbling? I bet you that with all the good roads and infrastructures in Abuja if half of the populace of Lagos where to reside in Abuja, it would crumble. #fact

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuja

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagos
Nairaland GeneralRe: MUST READ: Interesting Human Brain Analysis Man Vs. Woman! by Eseharrison(m): 8:34am On Dec 14, 2013
Speaking for 'men'. Spot on
FashionRe: A Dude Needs Advice For His Hair Troubles by Eseharrison(m): 4:31pm On Dec 13, 2013
Pix or it didn't happen
RomanceRe: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by Eseharrison(m): 3:40pm On Dec 13, 2013
nekaa: we would tell you if we knew. Your job is to convince us that what you have to offer is what we need.
This sure is d best Explanation
Jokes EtcRe: If You Don't Laugh To This, Then Your Problem Must Be Greater Than The Joke by Eseharrison(m): 1:27pm On Dec 12, 2013
maayha: if ds is a joke, I'm laffin. buh I can't laff at all. ds is serz. u cud av gone crazy. it isn't funny jor
Lols. Lighten up jare. It's jst a joke and it makes for a good laugh grin grin
PoliticsRe: PICTURES: Memorial Service For Nelson Mandela by Eseharrison(m): 7:24am On Dec 11, 2013
Winnie Mandela and Grace Machel greet in kissing? huh EWWWW
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Eseharrison(m): 7:17am On Dec 11, 2013
Pls how much will it cost to fix the charging port of my samsung galaxy tab 10.1?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Eseharrison(m): 7:11am On Dec 11, 2013
dragnet: if you're in Lagos, send me a mail
I'm in port harcourt cry
CareerRe: What Are The Procedures For A Successful Change Of Name? by Eseharrison(op): 3:17pm On Dec 09, 2013
Muttex: All you have to do is to go to the either high court or Apeal court for an affidavit. having got this, then you may approach any Nigeria newspaper to publish this for you. They may be asked for that affidavit,two recent password and cash @ least 4k.
Thank you
Thanks much.
CareerWhat Are The Procedures For A Successful Change Of Name? by Eseharrison(op): 6:12am On Dec 09, 2013
I'm looking to change my name so as to eliminate a certain disparity in my certificates.

Pls how do I go about successfully changing my name legally
RomanceRe: Help! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 5:21am On Dec 09, 2013
Uyi Iredia: The people implying Eseharrisson is committing a sin either have poor comprehension or are being silly. He isn't in an affair, he was gone to for advice.

@ OP: You really need to convince her out of it. Love is good but even she got jealous when she saw this married man with her friend. Use that to your advantage. Tell her if she was jealous as a girlfriend, how much more the wife (who it seems knows and trusts her). Tell her to forget about it and really monitor her so she finds balance. She can't have a good future with that man. Maybe u can find something to take her mind off the illicit affair, charity or something.
Thanks bro for sticking out for me.
She's gradually coming back albeit hesitantly.
Seems the man really did a number on her naivety
TravelRe: Travel To Ghana By Road by Eseharrison(m): 8:36pm On Dec 08, 2013
ABC literally crawls

Cross Country does it for me.

No time
Jokes EtcRe: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Eseharrison(m): 8:30pm On Dec 08, 2013
miguella20: Hehehehe....this is definitely a joke,jst laugh it out jor.No sane being can demand diz much 4 frivolities.
Don't be surprised. Ppl actually make this demands.... Even more
FashionRe: Can You SHINE With An Aba Made Product by Eseharrison(m): 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2013
maayha: if it's of good quality, y not?
Y not, if not grin
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by Eseharrison(m): 11:43am On Dec 08, 2013
Pleas my samsung galaxy tab 10.1 won't charge. I'v tried a different charger but same outcome.

Pls what am I to do what's the estimate of cost to get it repaired
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Eseharrison(m): 11:39am On Dec 08, 2013
Pleas my samsung galaxy tab 10.1 won't charge. I'v tried a different charger same outcome.

Pls what I'm I to do and how much approximately will it cost to get it fixed
RomanceRe: Help! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 12:22am On Dec 08, 2013
^^^ Thanks bro. Helped much
RomanceRe: Help! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 12:24pm On Dec 07, 2013
MarvellousGod: Mtcheeeew. .na so people go dey sleep with your papa..nonsense, single guys don finish? huh
I have in no way been abusive.
Shit happens. Ppl do this stuff.
At least she wants a way out.
An advice cud go a long way.

No judging pls. The other day I read that a policewoman committed suicide cos she went out with sum1 oda than her hubby.

I dnt want that for my friend.
RomanceRe: Help! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 12:08pm On Dec 07, 2013
ojeka.:
God is watching and he will judge both of you all
He sure will, with u inclusive.

I'm against it, and I'm asking her t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲ walk away, but maybe I dnt knw Ђδω to say it.

I'm not the best of orators or persuader
RomanceRe: Help! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 11:53am On Dec 07, 2013
More from her:

>Im in deep shit
>I've prayed
>I've gone 4 counselling
>Im stuck 2 smtin dts unspeakable
>I dint evn tel u ds
>It wsnt our initial plan
>He loved me naturally then
>He confided tins 2 me
>He confided tins 2 me
>He confided tins 2 me
>We were
>Until ds nonsense passion came in
>It ruined evrytin nw i cnt stp being jealous of hm
>Hs wife knew he loved me as a daughter
>Evn my parents
>Hs wife knws we r close bt she didnt knw i ws avin n unholy tin wt hm
>Im tired of mysef ryt nw


Nairalanders pls help me help her
RomanceHelp! She Is In Love...... With A Married Man by Eseharrison(op): 11:47am On Dec 07, 2013
This is no 'super story'.

Contained herewith is a message on whatsapp from a friend of mine who texted me for an advice on an affair she has with a married man.

She wants out but doesn't know how to as she loves him so deeply (in her words). He's even known by her family.

Her: I needed ur advice on smtin
> Hp im nt botherin u?
>Im avin an affair wt ds man hs married doe
>N d mstake i made ws 2 fall in love wt hm
>He s lyk close 2 my family
>I knw hs wife 2
>Bt dts nt d issue
>Im always jealous abt hs closness wt one of my frnd
>N ds broght a big problm btw me n hm n also dt my frnd
>He told me he hd ntin 2 do wt ha
>N i shld bliv hm
>Im tryin 2 bt i cnt
>Dey r always 2geda
>He s evn d one bringin ha close
>N it annoys me
>He knws im pissed bt i c hm doin it evrytym
>I felt he s doin it on purpose 2 upset me d more
>I felt he s doin it on purpose 2 upset me d more
>Dt d way he luvs me he hs neva luvd any1 dt way b4 bt my character s rilly mkin hm scared of continuing
>Dt he knws wot he s doin s wrng bt d luv he hs 4 me s mkin hm takin d risk
>Bt as 4 d oda girl dt i shld 4gt ha
>Dt he hs ntin 2 do wt ha
>If i wnt hm 2 swear he wuld do so
>Dt she c hm as a fada she culd run 2
>N dts al she s 2 hm 2
>N dts al she s 2 hm 2
>Bt ryt nw i jux cnt tk it anymore
>Im tired of complainin abt dem
>N it pains me 2 dt im killin mysef 4 smtin wt no future
>I dnt knw wot 2 do nw
>Im jux tired of ds whole tin
>Im jux tired of ds whole tin
>Cos its as if i cnt go a day wtot hm
>Pls help me
>Hw cn i brk out
>He s hurtin me n yt he dint realise it
>Tel me did i do wrng or s my feelin gtin a beta part of me?
>N wot shld i do ryt nw
>Cal hm n apologise or jux go my way
>I lov hm more than anytin bt i cnt continue in ds
>Its mkin go crazy
>Plssss help me
>Its killin me
>I cnt kip it anymore to myself dts y im talkin 2 you
>Pls help me
>So i shld leave?
>Bt hw cn i?
>Pls advice me
>Wot s d bst way 2 leave ds
>I c hm almost evryday

I promised to call her as soon as I were free but truth is I really don't know what to tell her and how, even why...

Pls send in your suggestions. She's contemplating suicide. Said something must be wrong with her for falling in love with a married man.

Save a life
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Eseharrison(m): 5:52pm On Dec 06, 2013
Chai, my own don finish....

Nepa don take light cry cry
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Eseharrison(m): 5:50pm On Dec 06, 2013
D female presenter's chest is ewwwww!!!! undecided
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Eseharrison(m): 5:48pm On Dec 06, 2013
Yay, d draws begin in a minute
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Eseharrison(m): 5:45pm On Dec 06, 2013
homesteady: Are they doing this draw or not? angry
Or Not grin
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Eseharrison(m): 5:42pm On Dec 06, 2013
Yerima's eyes must be popping out d sockets

See fine lovely gals shocked

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