I will provide all these for a girl if , and only if she will sign it. That i am not gonna pay any other bride price.

tomakint:

Another Babalawo again on nairaland......Ifa olokun a soro da yo

Orunmila a gbe wa o!

I will provide all these for a girl if , and only if she will sign it. That i am not gonna pay any other bride price.

Lolz.. Y won't yu pay bride price.. Dis one na payment as b.f and g.f alone oo..hahaha

na wetin u go con collect for ur engagement

Se ko si ooo! What a list!

lorretta u:


Just went thru your posts on NL
Every body is the daughter/son of a bricklayer
Every woman na ashawo
Sarcastic shout outs to anyone who opposes your posts.
No body is your match on NL

Yaba left things

oh oo! U stalking me? Are U falling for me just like that? Anyway.,no space in my heart

lorretta u:


Just went thru your posts on NL
Every body is the daughter/son of a bricklayer
Every woman na ashawo
Sarcastic shout outs to anyone who opposes your posts.
No body is your match on NL

Yaba left things

oh oo! U stalking me? Are U falling for me already? Anyway.,no space in my heart

You wish
Yimu

Dr2great: oh oo! U stalking me? Are U falling for me already? Anyway.,no space in my heart

tomakint:

Another Babalawo again on nairaland......Ifa olokun a soro da yo

This must be PAGAN-NAIJA!

ds girls IQ is quite low. askin for just ur bride price wud have eventually fetched u all these. dnt u think?

POT WEY WAN CHOP PEPPER IM YANSH MUST HOT WELL WELL

yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD!

mumu

lynpetra: Some well to do guys do that and more.Money is there for d spending,nobody dey carry money enter grave.

isi gi

lorretta u: You wish
Yimu

i just discovered am dealing wit a "STAMMERER"! Dat's if u understand the code.,abeg clear road

valdprof: isi gi

Nti gi

[color=#990000][/color] Best joke of this month so far, If you ask мε̲̣.

amichaelz: See what a Girl Posted just now!

Can you imagine? I cant believe this. He deleted me from him BBM, can't reach him on his phone, he moved out from his house, removed me from his friends on facebook, blocked me on whatsapp just because i gave him the list of things i want for christmas.
1, Brazilian hair 120k,
2, Gucci bag 350k,
3, Louis vitton wallet 80k,
4, DKNY wrist watch 70k,
5, Prada shoes 140k,
6, Aldo sandals 30k,
7, A Tecno phantom 120k.

Please friends I only asked for seven items o! Did I ask for much?

OMG!!

Nor mind am jare - better pessin go soon fall into your trap come your way

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I think every girl has the right to request for anything for Xmas.

Na the mumu wey go buy, im case serious pass

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miguella20: Hehehehe....this is definitely a joke,jst laugh it out jor.No sane being can demand diz much 4 frivolities.

Don't be surprised. Ppl actually make this demands.... Even more

amichaelz: See what a Girl Posted just now!

Can you imagine? I cant believe this. He deleted me from him BBM, can't reach him on his phone, he moved out from his house, removed me from his friends on facebook, blocked me on whatsapp just because i gave him the list of things i want for christmas.
1, Brazilian hair 120k,
2, Gucci bag 350k,
3, Louis vitton wallet 80k,
4, DKNY wrist watch 70k,
5, Prada shoes 140k,
6, Aldo sandals 30k,
7, A Tecno phantom 120k.

Please friends I only asked for seven items o! Did I ask for much?

No you did not ask for too much, pls add like seven or eight more items and it will be okay. pls dont forget to add a new car

d gal khan't boast of 2,000naira...well, if na me, ah qo invite u, gv u hardcore sex and kick u rytaway..b4 doin wah d quy did..

bet you didnt ask for too much nw... The guy na mumu for running!

No you did not ask for too much, pls add like seven or eight more items and it will be okay. pls dont forget to add a new car
hahahah... Na fr the guy to juz delete am frm the world remain be dt

bet you didnt ask for too much nw... The guy na mumu for running!
Sima but u go bad sha..choi

This illustration blew my mind.