₦airaland Forum

Ijaya123:
Congrats then. Hope the errors can sustain you on the job.

shuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! free this dude nau!!!!!!

solochris:
Oga dia could be errors cos I'm typing wit a phn, anyway d pathetic errors as u said has as Wel landed me a job of 96k monthly, so I'm grateful to God and to nairalanders

op let them talk it wont stop u fROM getting ur salary monthly...I envy u chaaa

solochris:
managerial position, 96k my brother

chimooooooo! Op I key into ur testimony.

Atmmachine:
Just tell a Nairaland guy that you have a job for him in Lagos while he stays in Enugu state, he will borrow some money from his friends and come to Lagos.

Can you imagine, i begged girls here on Nairaland to cone work for me, i don't think you want to know what came out it.

They are lazy as hell.
They prefer to get fuccked and earn a little change, what a sad story

not all girls do dat chiii.

Lanretoye:
Who be thisone?,your mates are getting the jobs and sharing testimonies and you are there checking spellings.
O boy,you better sit up!

true talk jare!

Emeskhalifa:
Nairaland job section favoure only those in Lagos.
we here in abuja re yet to share a testimony

same here in Edo.

juniorportland:
hardly
..always feel shy

same here

banmee:
Story. I would seriously advice that any normal couple should have sex before marriage. It is of the utmost importance that you and your would be spouse are compatible sexually. Believe me, you don't want to find out you are not compatible after the wedding night. Sex is not just for breeding. It is one of the most important glues in a marriage. It is as important as good character. All that nonsense about getting STD'S and getting pregnant can be prevented. Just be responsible about it.[quote]

TeenDroidBible
Hebrews 13:4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Op thumbs up! Everything written there is damn true.I am impressed

ebubemicky:
u don start to dey smoke dis early morning ni? U sure say u read this post at all?

help me ask him oooo.The weed strong Gan!

Adonis3:
what is this one saying






#Adonis3HasSopken

I wonder!!!

2BB4CB3E:
Haters everywhere!

just observing.

mrkay101:
Lol.. I'm being easy.

I checked ur profile too.. Hope ur not worried about who's going to grab ur ass too?

I aff run ooo!

nerdfrost:
see the op pot belly

I see am ooooo lol

mrkay101:
I checked ur Profile.. Worry about having an ass 1st b4 worrying about who grabs it.

hehehehe dude easy nau!

Smellymouth:
Mtcheeeewwww ...

Obviously, no one is going to make heaven

I concur.

chriskosherbal:
I guess that's what makes me unique.

she wasn't refering to u.

Monalisa185:
which one is "SWEET RIP-HER" again?

sept 23rd

layla129:
Lol, his quotes and topics are always one kind

i concur.

layla129:
Why do you always sound angry

nice one!

omega25red:
The blood pressure among them can power the whole of Nigeria

hehheheehheeheheehehehehh

Awwwwww she is cute!!! I Luv her movies.

Awwwww cutiiiieeeee!!!! DAT dark skin is thrilling

jcmaiah:
I was highly embarrassed when I was reading a column in a well known tabloid some years ago. The writer made two majors blunders[quote]

The writer made two (((((majors)))) blunders We are all learning.

jcmaiah:
I was highly embarrassed when I was reading a column in a well known tabloid some years ago. The writer made two majors blunders[quote]

The writer made two (((((majors)))) blunders

IamQuins:
Wht about guys?

?

frubben:
Good day nairalander

Am very tall, hansome (so dey say) and a very shy guy, introvert in nature, seriously in need of a girlfriend please mature guys only

25FD074C

Ping me let's chat

Stay in benin

guys?

abbacar:
as i speak.. i water that plant daily in my house... as u have told me.... i shall continue to water it ...only that this time i shall not use water but dat which shall render it dead .... in a slow way.. because nah my landlord plant.. the guy no they use plant play... if u wan catch d guy just love plants and am plant different species for am

jubebaister:
My landlady that did April Fool to me the other time came back again. Just Bcs I licked her up the first time she did me April fool & made me have sex wit her. She said her husband never did that to her.

Her husband went to Dubai last week. She came over to my apartment to "check" on me. She started her thing again , spread her legs for me to lick like the other time. I told her "NO". She begged. I said I may have sex with her if she gives me money. But that I won't lick her again. She said pls. I was surprised when I wanted to bury my tongue there. Gush!!! She was menstruating. I said hell " NO" . She begged. She said she will give me a cheque of 100k . I still did shakara. I said no. She said OK 200k. I said in my mind wow!!! I said OK,I'm doing itbcs of her ooo.

But I told her to go to my bathroom and wash up. In fact, I washed her up myself. After that, I went into business. She screamed like the first time.

I told her to reduce her voice b4 her husband will hear gossip and lock me up.

After the show. I got my 200k cheque. I'm gonna take Bukky my bby girl out this coming week end. Flexing things on my mind
.
But guilty conscience de worry me atimes o.

But, man must chop naa. No b me say make I get sweet tongue & knw how to use it.
S

op are u for real? U licked a woman's v on her period.chimooooooooo!

nuggarito:
Why have you chosen to be a he goat all your life. All your threads are so meaningless, all your life is just centered on a vagina, don't anything meaningful happen to you apart from this thrash you keep writing. You chop toto you go report for nl, you shave toto you go report, fummi toto dirty you go report, guy grow up. Mtchwww

I nor fit laugh oooooo!