Av dey done d candle night nd wake keep for your english already?

lol

KINGinVAHALA:

Hi pretty miss!

hi

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez

Theoritical:
With the likes of Cornel, Nonso, Chike and Patrick' How on earth did Arese scaled through'' destiny differs though' couple with 9ja magic' Lolz

didn't notice her through out d competition was shocked when her name was called. Nijaandmagic!

Still wondering how she got DAT position.After God fear nigerians!

Kikikikikikikikikikiki

koolet:
except you are carrying a lot of cash in that thing you're holding standing behind your venza or else you're not a superman

thumbs up!

Get clay and make ur woman!

khalifahsparkles:
daddy, you can lie o. why didn't the burns affect your lips and your akpaboyo? you sure this is not photo shop?

Doubting Thomas!

DAT dude is not even close to 6.5. It means d school gat short peeps oooooo! My bro is 6.7

This is my story! Though I still get little cash from my parents and brothers. Nothing like spending your own money

Poorboy:
You will get married to a policeman

lol

Shame on him!

Oh no what a cute dude! I guess dis is d handwork of frustration.

This is highly preposterous!

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Who bleeps better I guess.[/size]

[size=15pt]I'm Youruba but I won't click no godamn like! Why? Cos our girls ppussies smell like rotten onions a lot.[/size] #TeamCleanPussy

dis dude aff kill me with laugh oooooo!

EvilSeeed:
My first crush was an Edo Girl.



I think she bewitched me.

lol

God please bless DAT sis for me!

smarleybiz:
Sis ifeoma practiced what our pastor preach...
sex before marriage is a terrible sin so she knew the dangers of such act ND she fled from it...... Ladies reading this should learn how to cover their bodies well instead of making way for seducing spirit.... I THANK GOD FOR SIS IFEOMA....

I concur.

PoorUgly:
GUY GO, REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS CHRIST!


AND STOP SINNING!


GOD BLESS THAT SISTER FOR STANDING FAST IN HOLINESS.


HEAVEN MINDEDNESS THAT'S WHAT THIS SINFUL WORLD NEEDS.

nice one.

Stelvin101:
I have some policy as far relationship is concern. We have to know each other's Genotype, Hiv status and no sex before marriage shiiit is forbidden or else Swerve!

hmmm.

Babaregg:
A girl once told me that she had to go to a doctor to get disvirgined. I asked her if she listened to her self first before repeating the story to me. That it's the dumbest and lamest thing I heard

odikwa serious

Babaregg:
A girl once told me that she had to go to a doctor to get disvirgined. I asked her if she listened to her self first before repeating the story to me. That it's the dumbest and lamest thing I heard

odikwa serious

zadok60:

mehn I think we both share something(babes) in common o..
all the girls I dated,na rape ambassadors them be..

funny you

discoprophet:
She said she lost her virginty when an ant bit her buttocks, she jumped suddenly and on landing, she heard a crack..!

Brothers and sisters, Na so cold caltch me ehhn..

murphyibiam15:
the first gal told me it was the tampon she used during her menses in secondary school that tore it

the second told me she lost her virginity without sex ; that they were just having fore play before she could realise it was gone and she lost it without sex...this kept me wondering what manner of lies ppl can unleash..

gals abeg make una try stop these lies nah

lol

ChappyChase:
House Boy 2 Loading...................

Lmaoooooooooo 40k card ontop watin nau? Na mtn office I go dey sleep till dem collect dier card.

Kukuma kill me!

Na wa!

Awwwwwwwwwww Op see ur pretty wife! Congrats.