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Romance / Re: What Should A Man Do When A Woman Hits Him? by Eshyy(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2009
If ur chic notices dat u donot hit women dey start doin funny stunts lyk dat, as a guy i made it a rule 2 neva hit dem,
there was dis girl i dated once she's d troublesom typ, broke up wit her, she attends my bday party uninvited saw anoda girl wit me & boom trouble starts, she actualy slaped me in front of my guests and friends, í said & did notin. The next day i just called an ex who's a razz girl and paid d oda chic a visit. I sat & watched her and her bein beaten to pulp. Later she apologized. So u c, neva hit a woman there's hundrèds outside 2 help u wit dat.
Romance / Re: What Should A Man Do When A Woman Hits Him? by Eshyy(m): 8:24am On Oct 04, 2009
If ur chic notices dat u donot hit women dey start doin funny stunts lyk dat, as a guy i made it a rule 2 neva hit dem,
there was dis girl i dated once she's d troublesom typ, broke up wit her, she attends my bday party uninvited saw anoda girl wit me & boom trouble starts, she actualy slaped me in front of my guests and friends, í said & did notin. The next day i just called an ex who's a razz girl and paid d oda chic a visit. I sat & watched her and her bein beaten to pulp. Later she apologized. So u c, neva hit a woman there's hundrèds outside 2 help u wit dat.
Romance / Re: mod by Eshyy(m): 8:37am On Oct 02, 2009
She mite tink U re going to tink less of her since she made the first move try 2 reassure her & don't rush d X aspect infact form lyk reluctant 2 touch her, or she mite b havin a few personal prob & mite realy want 2 be left alone 4 a while
Romance / Re: Sex On Phone, Is It Cheating Or Not? by Eshyy(m): 8:15am On Oct 02, 2009
Did i c 4yrs? Then d person in question is tired of ur relationship she's just afraid of sayin it. Come how can som1 mak u com for even 1yr & u're not curious to c d dude or feel him. She is lying outrightly
Romance / Re: Guys Are Desperate To Have A Date On Nl. by Eshyy(m): 7:54am On Oct 02, 2009
@ Dclique
u are one heck of a funny guy. U tink toasting a chic online is 4 losers and u are inviting the ladies to join ya clique thru d same net men grin
Romance / Re: A Fair-skinned Bride/partner by Eshyy(m): 7:45am On Oct 02, 2009
@ no2atheism

guy wat do you tink european mannerisms are lyk, who do ya tink are refered to as gents & ladies of the century. Don't confuse europe with Americas chek on ur map.
And as 4 shagin evry fair skin on skirt don't overate it am just appreciatin Gods f**king creations,I neva said I avoid dark chics, I bet i've gone down wit as much dark girls than u imagined am in Bayelsa 4 Godsake.
Finaly just Imagine a girl lyk halle berry walk past u?? Wats goin 2 b ur next action.
Romance / Re: Mistake Number 7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks by Eshyy(m): 5:07am On Oct 02, 2009
Now poster don't get urself decieved, if ain't got d money u must get d looks. or vice versa
Romance / Re: I Caught My Girl Friend In Bed With Another Woman: What Should I Do? by Eshyy(m): 5:03am On Oct 02, 2009
U must be a joker u saw dat & u're askin wat 2 do, comeon its u lucky day 4 a 3some.
Romance / Re: Is This Normal? by Eshyy(m): 4:56am On Oct 02, 2009
@ poster

Meeennn u cant tell me u hav been having X 4 a year & u hav'nt seen d A-Z. 1derful post.

@y me
what happend 2 my ghetto babe, I lyked u the way u were wink
Romance / Re: Is This Normal? by Eshyy(m): 4:55am On Oct 02, 2009
@ poster

Meeennn u cant tell me u hav been having X 4 a year & u hav'nt seen d A-Z. 1derful post.

@y me
what happend 2 my ghetto babe, I lyked u the way u were wink
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Eshyy(m): 4:31am On Oct 02, 2009
@ sweetcoint

is ur username not 2 crude. I mean 4 a chic
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Eshyy(m): 4:31am On Oct 02, 2009
@ all honeys

U girls shuldnt tell me u rather get down wit a guy who wuldnt touch ur boobs while u hav X, blieve me u're not going 2 enjoy it except u hav'nt mmmm.
Romance / Re: A Fair-skinned Bride/partner by Eshyy(m): 4:19am On Oct 02, 2009
@ no2atheism
U must b a bore. U get turned of when a girl is trying 2 be european. Men u shuld start using u lang 2 post here
Romance / Re: A Fair-skinned Bride/partner by Eshyy(m): 4:12am On Oct 02, 2009
Black is beauty but fair beautiFULL gringrin, My friends call me "anything yellow" coz if u are fair(naturaly) & got the figure be sure you wont rest until u say yes.
Romance / Re: Virgins Stand A Better Chance Of Success In Marriage? by Eshyy(m): 9:21am On Oct 01, 2009
@ speachless
u mite wait 4ever oo
@ all
which man is goin 2 marry u if he has'nt tasted d 4biden fruit. Which chic wil marry a guy if she does not know her man will keep her satisfied in bed or mat wherever.
Romance / Re: Girls Hate Truthful Dudes by Eshyy(m): 8:55am On Oct 01, 2009
Come bäck 4 what? After being €ucked dry, wit sagging boobs. I am SPEECHLESS, grin hahaha
Family / Re: Why Do Some Husbands Beat Their Wifeys? by Eshyy(m): 8:44am On Sep 30, 2009
My neighbor beat his wife 2 weeks ago so much i had 2 intevene he attacked me as soon as he saw me, we fought he got wounded realy bad coz my friends got involved. 3 days ago his wife told me the fight was bcoz he taught i was bangin heq & yet i cant stil justify his actions, y dnes he not use oda method than force. We are in d 21 cent we use our heads not hands.
Romance / Re: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by Eshyy(m): 8:31am On Sep 30, 2009
@ dèfman
so u luv tall chics coz u can suck there tits wit ease. Nl is turnin 2 anoda tin
Romance / Re: 2 D Genuine & Straight 4ward Ones by Eshyy(m): 1:53am On Sep 28, 2009
Am not dat crazy about sms's, but i do appreciate original sms not d ones gotten frm other sources. Stil prefer calin ma honeys.(coz I gat a sexy voice)
Romance / Re: When Men Say"i Really Like U But I Can't Give U What U Want Or Deserve by Eshyy(m): 1:44am On Sep 28, 2009
Now ladies dis is how u no d gud guys.
1.He does not rush into telin u how he luvs u.
2.He respects & listens 2 ur views.
3.Neva 2 wealthy. The gud guys are not dat bouyant.(money changes us, {d guys} alot.
Stil neva eva trust d dudes. Persönaly if i tink a chic is hot, i tel her how attrcted i am to her, ladies tend 2 apprciate it more.
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Eshyy(m): 11:39pm On Sep 27, 2009
Geez dönt u no dat humans diffa u friends must hav b33n tyin 2 much wraper it kils d muscles supportin the boobs and u need to apologize 2 all calabar dudes in the house. Infact y not try 1.& c
Romance / Re: How Can I Be A Womanizer? by Eshyy(m): 11:28pm On Sep 27, 2009
Here's ur lucky day u wanna b a womanizer? Answer and i'll post my numba 4 ya dont 4get notin goes 4 notin
Romance / Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Eshyy(m): 11:12pm On Sep 27, 2009
GOD Men u re the craziest pussy ass sucker ever. Dont tel me u gona head her, u Motherfucker ah no Grandmotherfucker. Hahahahahahahahaha
Romance / Re: Why Are Men So Obsessed With Women's Virginity? by Eshyy(m): 9:51am On Sep 26, 2009
@ amboe
y d suden attack sinc wen did u turn 2 wynny's lawyer. Abi SAN dey hungry u Senior Advocate of Nairaland. Hahahaha
Romance / Re: Why Are Men So Obsessed With Women's Virginity? by Eshyy(m): 9:40am On Sep 26, 2009
@ wyyny
I know it is'nt polite but how old are u realy. Geez u need to realy get läîð. U re definetly misin alot undoubtedly
Romance / Re: Why Are Men So Obsessed With Women's Virginity? by Eshyy(m): 9:34am On Sep 26, 2009
Persönaly i tink any dude stil lukin 4 a virgin must b sick coz 2 me its a crime if u're stil a virgin by 18 or u must realy b síck.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Break Her Virginity: What I'm Going To Do? by Eshyy(m): 11:22pm On Sep 25, 2009
@ ovie
i fel we've met are 4rm by or frequent it do ya no raul
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Break Her Virginity: What I'm Going To Do? by Eshyy(m): 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2009
@ poster
u must b a 19 century guy in a 21 century world. Make sure u use enouf lubricant or head her 4 more than 1hr. hahaha
Romance / Re: Shape Of A Man by Eshyy(m): 8:58pm On Sep 23, 2009
@ y me
na wa 4 u ooh u b gheto babe yet u want neyo. Me i feel say u go talk Dady showkey self lol hahahaha.

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