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Hehehe! The FG is adopting a Sicilian defense against e4?!

We all know they are Islamists not Muslims

The murder he committed while preventing your weak Ojukwu from committing a treasonable felony

biafran soul: leave him out ke? Mbanu, imagine pardoning a murderer and traitor and no one raised an eyebrow and they are here making noise about the state pardon given a useful and repented thief.

It will be betta if FG make it 4yrs na

Its been confirmed by NTA, thE suspect has been arrested and identified to be Akpors

;DHehehehehe, see vexation @ its peak.I dey laff o

Odenigbo Aroli: You are one hell of a compulsive BIGOT; So,because you came to nairaland and ran into few Igbo that brag about their deeds you instantly concludes that we are boastful and for that reason we should never rule Nigeria. What a nutcase! How about all the Igbo intelligencia that Obasanjo and Goodluck has used to reform our economy,which the North and Southwest ran to the ground after their victory in the civil war. Why did your government invite people like Akunyili,Obi,Stella Oduah,Okonjo,Soludo,Ezekwesili,Arunma,Barth Nnaji and co to come save your wretched government? Let me tell you block head something....When the time comes for an Igbo man to rule this country he will do so and do it excellently just like our technocrats has been doing. Yorubas come here everyday and brag about how they are the most educated and the richest and I guess your aging eyes didn't see that but for some reason same eyes manage to see when an Igbo brags about his business prowess. I thought you were somewhat intelligent but I didn't realize I was interacting with a blind fool..fu..ck off! You don't decide!

Hmm

nikkyshyne: Hmmm @ no 2. 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders? . I doubt that.

However, I would have agreed with 10 assorted insects crawling on yew. Including the dreaded geckos. Ewwww!

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.

Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water. The tea bag was introduced in 1908 by Thomas Sullivan of New York.

Cats sleep up to eighteen hours a day, but never quite as deep as humans. Instead, they fall asleep quickly and wake up intermittently to check to see if their environment is still safe.

The U.S Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper

Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Why and How

walescounis: AKPOR

This is a logical analysis for the "over-educated ones" so to speak.There is no basis for comparing The Lord Jesus with anyone or anything

frosbel: No man was, is or ever can be as great talk less of greater than Jesus.

He is miles apart from the rest.

Christianity says its Jesus of Nazereth. Islam religion would say its the prophet Muhammed. Then there are some that would say its Hugh Hefner. Why? For making porn mainstream. How do measure someone's greatness?     Historian HG Wells famously said:"A man’s greatness can be measured by what he leaves to grow, and whether he started others to think along fresh lines with a vigor that persisted after him. By this test Jesus stands first."     Yusif Ali's version of the Qur'an says in surah 43:61"And (Jesus) will be A Sign (for the coming Of) the Hour (of Judgement): Therefore have no doubt About the (Hour), but Follow ye Me: this Is a Straight Path."     So Jesus or Nabi Isa is to be a sign in the hour of judgement according to this version of the Qur'an.Pretty important individual then wouldn't you say!Offcourse the hour of judgement according to Yusif Ali's Qur'an gets determined by Allah alone and even Jesus spoke of such in the Gospel accounts about his life and acts.     Most other historical figures agree Jesus of Nazareth was unique individual. Here are some:

1.Mohandas K. Gandhi, political and spiritual leader of India.

"A man who was completely innocent offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act."

2.Albert Einstein, German-born scientist.

"As a child, I received instruction both in the Bible and in the Talmud. I am a Jew, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of Jesus the Nazarene."

3.Sholem Asch, Polish-born essayist.  
Jesus Christ, to me, is the outstanding personality of all time, all history, both as Son of God and as Son of Man. Everything He ever said or did has value for us today, and that is something you can say of no other man, alive or dead."

4.Count Leo Tolstoy, Russian novelist and philosopher.

"For thirty five years of my life I was, in the proper acceptation of the word, nihilist, a man who believed in nothing. Five years ago my faith came to me. I believed in the doctrine of Jesus Christ and my whole life underwent a sudden transformation."

5.Kenneth Scott Latourette, American historian and author.

"Jesus’ life is the most influential ever lived on this planet and its effect continues to mount."

 6.Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher.

"Shall we suppose the evangelic history a mere fiction? Indeed, my friend, it bears not the marks of fiction. On the contrary, the history of Socrates, which nobody presumes to doubt, is not so well attested as that of Jesus Christ."

7.Reynolds Price, American writer and Bible scholar.

"It would require much exotic calculation, however, to deny that the single most powerful figure—not merely in these two millenniums but in all human history—has been Jesus of Nazareth."

8.Author Gregg Easterbrook.  
"Surely the most enduring testament to the sage from Capernaum (Jesus hometown) is that he continues to hold hearts and minds in his gentle grasp.

Time magazine wrote:"It would require much exotic calculation,to deny that the single most powerful figure—not merely in these two millenniums but in all human history—has been Jesus of Nazareth. A serious argument can be made that no one else’s life has proved remotely as powerful and enduring as that of Jesus."   The Wall Street Journal said:"Science can’t ignore Jesus. Most scholars, barring the stray atheist, have already accepted Jesus of Nazareth as a historical person."
Most of the chief civilizations all agree to Christ birth as a start of a new era and called it AD( Anno Domini) or the Year of the Lord.

So historians, scientists, scholars, writers, political leaders, and many others past and present all agree Jesus of Nazareth was someone truly special. Was he the greatest man that ever lived though? A role model if life? Why not. Jesus Christ life seems to cut across different religions,language barriers and nationalities alike.

References:

1.Newsweek.

2.U.S.News and World Report. 

3.The Toronto Star.

4.Time magazine.

5.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_100

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obalichi: Where are you located?

Do you think its by belle. The nysc thing is a spirit, even if she like make she dey in labour. A pregnant lady was decamped in my camp cos of dis shit we r talking about. She was caught re-handed.so its better to pin her down in yo house

Nextworldnx: LMAO @ repossess your possession.

As for me, if I have a wife that is about going to camp, six months belle naim she go carry go. Even at that, na my state she go do am.

No time for stories.

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Dear Young man,if u still exist I advise u to ask for forgiveness...

banom: 1,Blocking of Lagos/Ibadan exprex way every month.
2,Lied that he once drove 300 miles without fuel.
3, used poor peoples money to acquire private jet worth over 4billion naira ( during the time of dire economic crisis)
4, Was used by Former president Obasanjo to cleverly gain public moral ground ( political used as a cover for many evil).
5, sutble use of religion  to promote yoruba culture ( by intentional use of cleverly feigned yoruba accent to preach on TV)
6, Making of ambiguous statement in the name of prophecy .
7, Finally lied to the public about the ownership of his dubiously acquired air craft,( after seeing the resentments he got from the public over the dubiously acquired air craft).

COULD THIS MAN REALY BE A MAN OF GOD ?

That aint tru. The day I made my first million I realized I was in trouble cos it reminds me some people are swimming in billions

50calibre: The day he makes his first millions

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Hehe, calm down all of you. I just told my secretary to go print out the letters now. The delay is due to power failure. I will make sure they r delivered to the various schools tommorrow. There will be no corper in the bokoharrassed states. Ok? And moreover I recently reviewed your alawee. Its now 80k per month. So relax