Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Party Workers Open Fresh Can Of Worms-punch by espn(m): 7:06am On Aug 01, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Now Disguise As ATM Users –Police by espn(m): 6:53am On Aug 01, 2015 |
500k? What's the limit u could withdraw with ur ATM in a day? |
Politics › Re: Is It Time For Ndi Igbo To Panic? - Sahara Reporters by espn(m): 10:53am On Jul 30, 2015 |
luvinhubby: As an Igboman myself, i do not see any reason for Igbos to panic as i have never expected any unusual favours from Buhari for the Igbos. Most of the developmental projects in my hometown is either through self help or state govt. even during d last administration? |
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Romance › Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by espn(m): 4:45pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Mznaett: Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies? 
Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew
lol in as much as I do apr8 and protect naija gals..am with d OP on dis.. most Naija gals can't differentiate btw class and stupidity. |
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Politics › Re: KARMA ; APC'S Past Now Haunt Them Badly. SCREENSHOT. by espn(m): 7:22am On Jul 27, 2015 |
That facebook account was created by one of our brothers from the east.. |
Phones › Re: The Easiest Way To Download Videos On Youtube Or Any Site by espn(m): 9:05pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Long thing.. just type magic in between d video link. Youmagictube.com/nairaland tanoids/.. |
Events › Re: PHOTOS: Nigerian Man Weds Chinese Lady In Calabar by espn(m): 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
whitewitch: BRO me marry a naija lady, dat will b imposible. "its always my dream to marry a mexican,columbia,spanish OR indian lady. your father married your mother..is your mother not a Nigerian? So why trying to downgrade Nigerian girls.. like some country are not worse than our ladies.. pls |
Politics › Re: Us Fbi Reveals 16 Richest Politicians In Africa And Their Worth In Usa. by espn(m): 8:46pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Am not seeing.. GEJ.. NOI..Allison madueke.. Stella oduah..sule lamido..david mark..your list is useless and one sided.. |
Business › Re: Ritualists Exist - My Near Death Experience by espn(m): 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Thank your GOD.. report this to th appropriate security agency. You are lucky. Any other person might not be. |
Politics › Re: PDP Exonerates APC, Tinubu In Toyin Saraki’s EFCC Ordeal, Says PDP Behind Probe by espn(m): 5:33pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Some idio.ts will still twist d whole thing |
Politics › Re: Photo: Oritsejafor, The Machine Gun Pastor Pours Libation To Prevent Accident by espn(m): 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
MizMyColi: The OP's time away must have sharpened his penchant for dumbness
Who uses Olive Oil for libation purposes. Dyamn! and can u prove d content in d container is olive oil? |
Politics › Re: I Dont Like Buhari, Am Sorry!!! He Is Not Our Messiah. by espn(m): 7:24am On Jul 25, 2015 |
He doesn't even know u exist.. God bless buhari..God bless Nigeria.. bleep the wailing wailers. Let's say a little prayer for Nigeria: May those who never want peace for this country never know peace.. |
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Confirms The Discovery Of Another Earth - Photo by espn(m): 1:44am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Obiagelli: Interesting, how much is six plots in the North American area of that planet.
on a serious note, what if there are humans 1 billion years ahead of us in evolution then we are in trouble.. |
Computers › Re: 5mb Hard Drive Being Shipped Out, Year 1956 by espn(m): 8:29am On Jul 23, 2015 |
Luizkid: but today you can hold 8gig on the tip of your finger... Moral of the story... Nothing last forever. nah..moral of the story.. don't attach too much importance to something.. because today's bugatti might be tomorrow's keke napep.. |
Science/Technology › Re: 10 Pictures That Prove Australia Is The Scariest Place In The World (photos) by espn(m): 4:32pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
I hate snakes..horrible |
Romance › Re: 4 Silly Things Girls Make Guys Do by espn(m): 10:18am On Jul 22, 2015 |
XavierBlue: 1. SPEND YOUR LAST DIME
Most of us went through this. Sometimes, guys spend their last kobo just to make the girl they like happy. Maybe to buy a gift or a date. They girl might not even be aware. The funny thing is, he'll keep a happy demeanour all through but deep inside his heart, he's in grave thought. Sorry I wouldn't..only fools will..if she leave and I go hungry will my stupidity feed me?
2. BORROW
Some guys borrow from pals, money to please the girl they like. Most of us still do this. taking loans to go on date or get a gift or send airtime. Some guys can borrow for a living. . Lol.. who would pay back?? Guys stop bin stupid. Let her know ur worth. Have learnt to say NO.. I don't have.. am out of cash..lets manage.. if you don't.. u will end up stupid at the end of the day when she follows another guy.
3. ENGAGE IN FIGHTS
Na this one dey vex me pass. Just as women fight each other because of men, guys also indulge in this. This is something we know happens almost regularly. Just like last week, in my neighbourhood, two guys engaged in a duel because the other tried to woo his girl, they fought with bottles, correct ones. The girl stood afar watching, i can swear i saw her stifling her mouth, she was giggling. When your head gets broken and you are wounded and left with unforgettable scars.. she would walk away..guys be wise.
4. CLEAN UP A ROOM WITHIN MINUTES
Virtually all of us are guilty of this one. No one can clean a dirty room faster than a guy expecting a lady, especially when it her first visit. If you think usain built is fast, then you haven't seen a guy cleaning a room, expecting a girl in 60secs. Sometimes you just have to do this.. nothing bad actually. If it's the first visit.
Add your own. Written by moi.
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Romance › Re: 4 Silly Things Girls Make Guys Do by espn(m): 10:10am On Jul 22, 2015 |
I wouldn't do any of this because of a girl.. for what? |
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Romance › Re: Gbese!: Caught Red Handed By Her Mum. (screenshots) by espn(m): 6:51am On Jul 21, 2015 |
And a married woman with a grown up child would chat like this? I refused to be deceived.. the chatting style, abbreviation shows d OP just lied. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by espn(m): 9:39am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Let's hear word with all this nonsense.. what else would they want to see? If you will get a job..even if you include all what the open just condemned..you will still get it.. abeg all dis na rubbish jor. |
Romance › Re: Advice needed by espn(m): 3:11pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Chibuhealth: Men?? Very stupid set of species... This time around, u av to love with ur head and not with ur hrt, do me a favor, forget that flirt, better person will locate u afterwards. Just give it a trial if he can do such now, he wil do it in marriage also. Its too early to cry, just leave the f0ol silly? NO No No  |
Health › Re: A Nairalander Almost Drowns by espn(m): 1:45pm On Jul 18, 2015*. Modified: 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Gwari farmers have got a very nice phone with sharp cameras.. u must have been laid under the sun for about 6hrs cos your clothes looks dry..
LOL.. the guy who snapped this even knew when our dear Nairalander was about waking up. Hmmmmm! |
Technology Market › Re: Chinese Produces A Car That Uses Brain Wave by espn(m): 12:51pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
waste..what happens when you r thinking of sex while driving? What about slowpokes?? Before their brain finish boothing nko? |
Family › Re: Fathers, Can You Do This To Your Son? by espn(m): 8:48pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Good..so that he wouldn't make d mistake of calling a soldiers wife bitch someday! Charity they say begins at home! |
Celebrities › Re: Actor Bruno Iwuoha Goes Blind, Cries For Help (pictured) by espn(m): 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
firstolalekan: Just for bruno? Nba! I will share 100 box to 10 blind poor beggers along the road in my area... I will do it for anyone..no exemption..even if it's a mad man! |
Politics › Re:actor Bruno Iwuoha Goes Blind, Cries For Help by espn(op): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2015*. Modified: 8:40pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Actor Bruno Iwuoha Goes Blind, Cries For Help (pictured) by espn(m): 8:33am On Jul 17, 2015 |
we have more than enough money in dis country to help those in need.. if 500 of us should contribute 1k eachh..dats 500k.. lets do it.. seun pls kindly find a way of opening an account for dis purpose.. thanks |
Family › Re: Hilarious Pictures Of Drunk People. by espn(m): 5:18pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Officially wasted! |
Culture › Re: Nigerian Women Dancing At A Night Club In Lagos Back In 1967 by espn(m): 10:45am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Modest party dressing..not like our unclad ladies dat leaves nothing to our imagination. |
Health › Re: Man Living In Ghana Confirms Ebola Is A Hoax! by espn(m): 10:40am On Jul 15, 2015 |
And some idio.t believe so much in America! They can't think without the americans! |