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Naira has a really long way to go.


Imagine the possibility of one day having Nigerian Naira as the overall highest Currency in Africa.

meobizy:
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AllBlack:
Wahala for guys that go all out to go things so that babes will remember them. It is like playing 1000 odds with a million dollars.

Most of such guys always regret it. As I always advise guys, whatever you give to any lady, just see her as an Almajiri can never ever give you back anything in return. If you nurture any reciprocity, you will always be disappointed.

meobizy:
https://www.nairaland.com/7451611/nairaland-lowest

If you read this thread to the end, you will be gifted.

No connection to what is being discussed here.

meobizy:
https://www.nairaland.com/8355091/journalism-spell-persons-name-how

While at it, read this thread to the end.

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meobizy:
https://www.nairaland.com/8386125/journalism-perfect-word-count

Read this thread to the end while at it.

No connection to what is being discussed here.

Best African Currencies, by Exchange Rates (as at August 2025):

1. Tunisian Dinar (TND🇹🇳): 1 USD = 2.88
2. Moroccan Dirham (MAD🇲🇦): 1 USD = 9.02
3. Ghana Cedi (GHS🇬🇭): 1 USD = 10.87
4. Botswana Pula (BWP🇧🇼): 1 USD = 14.01
5. Namibian Dollar (NAD🇳🇦): 1 USD = 17.64
6. South African Rand (ZAR🇿🇦): 1 USD = 17.65
7. Zambian Kwacha (ZMW🇿🇲): 1 USD = 23.15
8. Zimbabwean ZiG (ZWG🇿🇼): 1 USD = 26.80
9. Mauritian Rupee (MUR🇲🇺): 1 USD = 45.59
10. Egyptian Pound (EGP🇪🇬): 1 USD = 49.25
11. Kenyan Shilling (KES🇰🇪): 1 USD = 129.11
12. CFA Franc (XOF🇨🇫): 1 USD = 561.16
13. Rwandan Franc (RWF🇷🇼): 1 USD = 1,444.36
14. Nigerian Naira (NGN🇳🇬): 1 USD = 1,531.18
15. Malawian Kwacha (MWK🇲🇼): 1 USD = 1,738.40
16. Tanzanian Shilling (TZS🇹🇿): 1 USD = 2,580.84
17. Ugandan Shilling (UGX🇺🇬): 1 USD = 3,568.49

slim147:
I Sha’a don use the new scam buy car yesterday 😂

Please, how much did you get this RX 300?

Nigerian youths, download Afrinvestor 2.0 app and buy stocks. Stop joining every nonsense bandwagon of Scams and Ponzi Schemes.

Life is not easy. Wealth growth is slow but steady. If you rush too fast, you must always crash land.

https://www.nairaland.com/7691495/what-girl-did-after-stopped

And also, read this thread to the end.

https://www.nairaland.com/8013339/no-matter-how-deep-love

Also, read this thread to the end.

This is how to know that you are dating a Hvvvvkvvvp Girl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmmsLt3t6G0?si=AL0_Q8ldghWA7kya

Death

If you are not prepared to convert into Islam, avoid the Nigerian Military completely.

End of Discussion.

Seems he had his international passport with him ready to cross Seme Border, if not how did they suddenly know his Surname, First Name, and Middle Name?

7. FARMERS – THE PEOPLE WHO FEED THE NATION… BUT CAN’T FEED THEMSELVES

No jokes.

Farmers work from dawn to dusk… only to sell at bad prices, face middlemen, and lose harvests to lack of storage.

They produce for Nigeria, yet they beg to survive.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Join or create farming co-ops.

Invest in agro-processing or distribution.

Partner with people who can help scale, export, or digitize farming.

Create farm tours, organic products, or digital farm courses.

THE REAL ENEMY IS NOT THE JOB.

IT’S YOUR MINDSET.

Suffering is not holy. Loyalty is not a retirement plan.

Start investing now.

Start building side income.

Stop eating all your salary.

Stop saying “It’s too late.”

Whether you’re 25 or 55… the best time to start was yesterday.
The next best time is NOW.

"PROFESSIONS IN NIGERIA THAT END IN POVERTY — AND HOW TO ESCAPE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE"

This one hits hard, exposes painful truths, makes people emotional, and offers real escape plans. It’s designed to go viral, especially with Nigerian audiences.

“35 YEARS OF SERVICE... AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT?”
A painful post about teaching, civil service, healthcare, and other respected professions that leave people broke after retirement.

Have you ever seen a retired teacher in Nigeria?

Bent back… faded glasses… walking to a ministry office every Monday with a pension file tucked under one arm, hoping—praying—that this will be the day his name finally enters payment batch?

Ever watched a civil servant who once wore sharp suits and supervised millions… now begging his son for ₦2,000?

Have you seen a nurse who worked night shifts for 30 years… now sitting in her one-room apartment, sharing malaria drugs with her neighbors because she can’t afford to refill her own prescription?

This post is for them.

This post is for anyone still believing that passion, loyalty, and salary alone will protect them from poverty.

In Nigeria, some professions will give you respect while you’re working… and regrets when you retire.

And here’s the painful part:

It’s not the job that’s the problem.
It’s the mindset people carry while doing it.

1. TEACHING – THE POVERTY HEADQUARTERS IN NIGERIA

Let’s not even sugarcoat it.
Teaching is 001 when it comes to professions that give you a big heart and an empty account.

You build nations, raise presidents, shape doctors and engineers…

Yet when your legs grow weak, and your voice gets tired, the same system throws you into silence.

Let’s talk facts:

Starting salary? Between ₦75k to ₦80k.

Transport fare and food? ₦1,500 – ₦2,000 per day.

What’s left after family, church contributions, and survival? PEANUTS.

You wake up by 5 a.m., go teach stubborn students, mark 120 scripts, attend endless meetings, go home with headaches, and repeat it 5 days a week…

…Only to retire and depend on pension money that doesn’t even come regularly.

Reality:

Teachers get respect, not results.

Teachers are praised in speeches but punished by salary structures.

Teachers retire tired and often broke.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Monetize what you know: Start online tutorials, digital lesson notes, or eBooks for students.

Private coaching: Set up home lessons for rich kids. They’ll pay you more than government ever did.

Start educational businesses: Lesson centres, daycare, education consulting.

Don’t wait for pension—start investing in land, side businesses, or even digital products now.

> "You can die for education in Nigeria—and still die poor."

2. CIVIL SERVANTS – OGA IN OFFICE, STRUGGLER AT HOME

You see them every day:
They dress sharp, hold titles like “Chief Planning Officer” or “Deputy Director”…

But many civil servants are just surviving on loans and promises.

You spend 30 years working… then 3 years chasing your pension.

By the time you retire, your firstborn is already feeding you.

Why does it happen?

Blind loyalty to government.

Zero investment mindset.

Living above their means just to “look the part.”

ESCAPE PLAN:

Use your salary as seed, not your source.
Invest in small businesses, land, or trade.

Learn financial literacy.
Budget, save, and plan your exit before retirement catches you unaware.

Build side income: farms, rentals, retail, even POS.

3. NURSES & HEALTH WORKERS – YOU SAVED OTHERS, BUT WHO SAVED YOU?

Long nights. Ward duties. Emergency calls. Saving lives every day.

But in Nigeria? Nurses retire to high blood pressure, unpaid pensions, and hospitals they can’t afford to enter.

You worked for the system—but the system didn’t work for you.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Start private elderly care or mobile health services.

Build an online brand: health tips, consultations, and products.

Create health coaching services for busy professionals.

Learn to turn your medical knowledge into a product or service.

4. POLICE & MILITARY – “RISKED LIFE, REWARDED WITH POVERTY”

You carried gun. Protected lives. Slept in bush. Fought robbers.

But guess what?

When you remove that uniform, you’ll see that poverty has no respect for bravery.

Many ex-officers are suffering. Not because they didn’t serve—but because they didn’t build.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Start a security consulting firm.

Offer VIP protection services or training programs.

Invest in logistics, transport, or real estate while still in service.

Don’t spend all your salary drinking at mess—buy land.

5. CLERGY & CHURCH WORKERS – “GOD’S WORKER, YET HUNGRY”

Not every pastor is rich.

Many preach for 40 years and still die broke. Why?

No financial plan.

No personal investment.

Total dependence on unpredictable offerings.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Write devotionals, run marriage counselling, or record online teachings.

Start a Christian YouTube or podcast platform.

Sell books or branded spiritual journals.

Use your influence to raise partnerships for income projects.

Even Apostle Paul made tents. Why are you depending only on tithe?

6. ENGINEERS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS – IT’S NOT BY TITLE

Yes, you read that right.

In Nigeria, title is not equal to success.
There are engineers begging for jobs.
Doctors borrowing transport fare.
Lawyers trekking to court.

Why?

Because school taught them how to be professionals—but not how to build wealth.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Learn business. Learn branding. Learn packaging.

Use your knowledge to offer premium services online.

Start side hustles that fund your future—don’t wait for “better job offers.”

Network with business-minded people, not just fellow professionals.

7. FARMERS – THE PEOPLE WHO FEED THE NATION… BUT CAN’T FEED THEMSELVES

No jokes.

Farmers work from dawn to dusk… only to sell at bad prices, face middlemen, and lose harvests to lack of storage.

They produce for Nigeria, yet they beg to survive.

ESCAPE PLAN:

Join or create farming co-ops.

Invest in agro-processing or distribution.

Partner with people who can help scale, export, or digitize farming.

Create farm tours, organic products, or digital farm courses.

THE REAL ENEMY IS NOT THE JOB.

IT’S YOUR MINDSET.

Suffering is not holy. Loyalty is not a retirement plan.

Start investing now.

Start building side income.

Stop eating all your salary.

Stop saying “It’s too late.”

Whether you’re 25 or 55… the best time to start was yesterday.
The next best time is NOW.

IF THIS POST TOUCHED YOU:

Tag a teacher.

Tag a civil servant.

Tag a nurse or police officer.

Tag that your uncle who believes pension will save him.

SHARE this post. Let the world see the truth.
Because in Nigeria?

Profession can give you praise… but only financial wisdom can give you peace.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion

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yMcy56:
The silence in JAPAUL has been so long....
No news nothing, this could be the reason for the dumping, not expected at all......the Trump's news didn't help it's ministry either.
However someone hinted about delisting but no reference to anything yet.....we don't know the authenticity of this.
Ears and eyes kept down for any development as per this.

Hope you're good.

Seems it is presently on a rally. I foresee Japaul hitting N2.21 on Monday. This I have seen.

Another Academic Criminal, Scammer, and Fraudster.

None of them look like real Prisoners.

They rather look like Prisoners of Love.

I have tried re-arranging the words Ibas 100 times, all I still get is Bias.

3 of them
Buhari
Tinubu
Bubu Galadima

will all die before me. Once they die, we will repair Nigeria. Fear not.

Another Religious Criminal, Scammer, and Fraudster.

Only virgins are raped.

If she was not a virgin at that time, then it was not rape. Another Natasha bullshit. Let's stop giving energy to useless accusations from ladies. If not, soon men will be arrested for just being a man. Enough is enough.

toyeoye:
Real-time market pulse 🔍
📉 OANDO is getting dumped.
📈 TOTAL is pumping hard.
It’s all unfolding live — bubbles don’t lie.
🔻 $OANDO: -9.52%
🟢 $TOTAL: +9.61%

The market’s speaking. Are you watching?
Track the real-time heatmap 👇
https://stockbubbles.com.ng/

https://stockbubbles.com.ng/ is not working today

https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/43719_LINKAGE_ASSURANCE_PLC-NOTICE_OF_DELAY_IN_FILING_2024_AFS_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_APRIL_2025.pdf LINKAGE ASSURANCE

yMcy56:
The silence in JAPAUL has been so long....
No news nothing, this could be the reason for the dumping, not expected at all......the Trump's news didn't help it's ministry either.
However someone hinted about delisting but no reference to anything yet.....we don't know the authenticity of this.
Ears and eyes kept down for any development as per this.

Hope you're good.

https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/43737_JAPAUL_GOLD_AND_VENTURES_PLC-PRESS_RELEASE_ON_LATE_FILING_OF_2024_AFS_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_APRIL_2025.pdf JAPAUL

He should have also appointed Military Men as Administrators. After all is it no longer a State of Emergency that cannot be governed by civilians?