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I totally agree with the Op. The advantages of Masturbation are far more than it's Disadvantages:

Advantages of Masturbation
1. Masturbation prevents or reduces patronizing Prostitutes and Hook up girls unless for SVCs.
2. Masturbation prevents or reduces having sex with your housemaid, your neighbours wife, your female neighbour, your workplace colleagues, your tenant, your students, your subordinates, your brothers wife, etc.
3. Masturbation prevents or reduces Adultery and Fornication, just to summarize Number 2 above.
4. Masturbation increases your Focus on Wealth Creation, Education, Career Progression, etc.
5. Masturbation prevents being embarrassed publicly for Sexual Assault or Sexual Harassment. Masturbation also prevents being jailed for Sexual offences like Rape. It prevents being Sacked from Job, or lynched to death because of Sexual offences.
6. Masturbation helps you to build or regain your social respect, as your sexual urges won't make you to toast any and every lady around. Whether you like it or not, most of you guys are referred to as Chronic Womanizer, behind your back.
7. Masturbation helps to increase Marital Fidelity, as you won't use the excuse of my wife is sick or unavailable, to sleep with every available hole.
8. Masturbation helps to increase Marital Bonding and prevent Divorce, as 85% of Divorce cases filed by Ladies are based on their Man having sex with other ladies.
9. Masturbation improves your relationship with the other gender, as your discussion with them won't always begin and end in Sex, no matter how sexually attractive and appealing they are.
10. With Masturbation, your mind can actually forget that ladies exist, and you get to focus on your Life goals and achievements, because at the end of the day, apart from Sex, what else can ladies really offer you? Nothing. But with Masturbation in the picture, what else do you really need ladies for? Nothing.


However, as every other addictive behaviors, avoid getting addicted to Masturbation. Masturbation is advantageous. But addiction to Masturbation is disastrous too.

Who still takes NCC seriously?

N.C.C. that always sounds like "Anything you See, you See!"

Most Yoruba Teachers teaching Basic Education cannot even speak Basic English language.

Shameful!

Nursery school and JS3 Graduation parties supposed to be banned Nationally. It's Trash.

Ladies are really going through a lot in their desperation to look good and acceptable to men. Shameful.

Appletek:
When kings dey talk, slaves no dey put mouth.

You are right. Kings of Madness are speaking. We listen. We don't judge.

1. A lady who is always frowning her face when in a public space may never get married on time, as not many men will like to approach her, let alone to initiate a relationship with her.

Another great day to enjoy a Yoruba vs Yoruba fight. Nothing concern sane people like us, than to observe and smile.

Is our society to be blamed? Because we have all learnt to toerate the extreme insensitivity, selfishness and self centeredness of ladies.

They are both Females.

That is all there is to it.

Only foolish men and idle men, take ladies seriously.

He stole the wrist watch.

End of Discussion.

Next story please.

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I will soon invite him for my wedding with Comfort Breasts Emmansonbof Ibom Air.

Everything about the wedding don set. Na only to get her phone number, naim remain for me.

I have no interest in what name you choose to call your idols. If not for the greed of your father's and your children who are too poor and depend on money they raise from lands to feed, you won't have had to sell off your lands to foreigners in the first place.

The topic is not about Purchasing Power of the Currency because that one has several factors going to it. There are a lot of things that N1,500 can buy in Nigeria that 1 USD cannot buy in USA. Does that now make Naira to be better than US Dollar?

The reason why a lot of rich Nigerians prefer to live in Nigeria than relocating abroad is because they want to avoid paying Tax.

It is very very childish and that is how I see it no matter who does it.

Abeg wetyn be that common enemy?

If 60 USD is not chicken change in USA, then now I understand why a lot of people in Nigeria are richer than a lot of people in Diaspora. Like me that have an equivalent of over 200,000 USD in Nigeria, why then should people living in Canada and USA not have far much more than that?

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Why is it always men who stop to assist a lady, when her car breaks down?

MaxInDHouse:
NO! Adam called Eve "woman" {Genesis 2:23} as he was assigned to name all other creatures! Genesis 2:19

But be honest
Men behave like God. Women behave like Satan. Check throughout the Bible.

But in the passage of Creation, it was specific that Eve was called Woman

If I mention his tribe now, Seun of Nairaland will ban me again. But no Ban can cover the Truth.

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