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Henrybright:
What do you have to say about the pic

hahahahahahah...abeg,false

orobs93:
Oshe

i can..as long as i love u for real...onli for real

2undexy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I have been dating this my gurl since June last year and we did almost everythin in common.
But the mystery behind our relationship is that she'd never ask for anything nor receive anything I gift 2 her. Though we've never had ssex before cos am not a fornicator.

The only thing she has ever receive from me is #200 airtime, and anytime i want to give her maybe some money or gift, she tells me she is not a materialistic lady that I should keep those things till further notice (imagine?).

Pls Nairalanders, should i back out of this relationship or do you think she's the right girl for me?

..if u guys are dating...it myt be love...buh generally speaking,gals dat dont collect tins from guys wana protect their ego/self esteem/self respect...dats d fact

joshua8016:
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[img]http://4.bp..com/-XJyUY3au_tk/VKqyp7p5jDI/AAAAAAAEOyI/0gaU9w-d-og/s1600/01.jpg[/img]

The Kokomaster pictured on stage doing whatever it is he's doing during his performance at the 2014 Lagos Countdown. That second pose though...lol...

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source++http://justnaij.com/what-is-dbanj-doing-in-these-photos-lol/

trying to show off his ya*h...lollll

Nuges11:
No matter how civilised you try to be with it, a break-up is still a break-up

with a difference....

The following tips may help you in breaking up without making a mess.

1.Procrastination
The moment either of you or both realize that your relationship is not heading in the right direction, it s time to take quick decisions and action. The more time you spend trying to avoid the inevitable, the more the possibility of bitterness or negativity creeping into your minds. If your relationship has to end, then get over with it instead of procrastinating, for this may not serve any purpose.

2.Two-timing
Before you end your relationship with your present partner, don’t be in a hurry to find another one. Two-timing your partner will not only make your present partner feel cheated, but your future partner may have a doubt in his/her head: Will you do the same to him/her?
Being open
Whether you are building a relationship or putting an end to it, being honest always helps. Be truthful with your partner, if you are the one who has decided to walk away from your relationship.
Even if you are the first to broach the topic of ending the relationship, allow your partner to have his say. An open discussion and a full explanation from both of you will help in bringing an end to the relationship in a cordial way.

3.Exhibitionistic attitude
You have decided to end your relationship, but do it behind the four walls of your house, somewhere private, away from the prying eyes and ears of your friends or the public in general. The worst thing you could possibly do is ‘ditch’ him in a public place. Washing your dirty linen in public will be the most embarrassing and humiliating moment for both of you. Choose the right place, seek some privacy to break this news to your partner
Ending a relationship can be extremely difficult and explaining to your partner the reasons for this can be even tougher. If a one-to-one talk with your partner seems an impossibility, then write a letter citing the reasons for the break up. Deliver it in person rather than mailing it. Make sure that you are present after he reads the letter and maybe talk to him or clear his doubts, if any.
A break up may not only hamper your self-esteem it may leave one feeling guilty or cheated. If your are the one who has decided to opt out of the relationship, then there is every chance that your partner may make you feel guilty or treat you like a deserter. He or she may plead with you to stick on to this relationship, but stick to your decision, rather than waiting for things to go wrong again.

4.Avoid arguments or fights
When a relationship becomes an integral part of your life, seeing it crumble to pieces becomes traumatic. In that moment of dejection, you may often pick up an argument or fight with your partner, with the intention of making him/her feel guilty for taking such a serious step. If a relationship has reached a point where it's almost impossible to take it any further, it's wise to end it in an amicable way rather than bickering over something which no longer holds the charm or the potential to develop..tank u

thewarrior72:
Op u might be right to some extent, but I don't think any of those signs will ever be visible in me, although, I have never had sex before, but I believe my boldness & smartness will cover such trait.

gud for ya

badassProdigy:
u don't mean dat, do u?
dat response look more of the likely signs to knw a V, or perhaps nonV: watever...

alright

badassProdigy:
tried wat

neva mind

badassProdigy:
no i don't

..no dear..duno d way..havnt tried b4

badassProdigy:
nice write up anyways...
hope u could cu m up wit a research for the girls also : & i guess dat won't require any research nah : i.e probably #fromexperience or #withexperience

lol...tanx..of cos u know d way...*wINkS*

badassProdigy:
op u got dis 4rm ur broda i guess

lol..no my dear, jex a lil research

Taylor Swiftis one of the most successful entertainers at the moment, but she is also the most charitable this year!

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Right behindTaylor, Laverne Cox took the second spot for her contributions to the transgender movement.
Beyonce was the third most charitable person this year because of her own feminist efforts and her #BeyGOOD campaign, which aids people find work, restock clothing donation centers, and provide counseling, housing, food and medical assistance to the homeless,

Miley Cyrusand Emma Watsontook the fourth and fifth spots for their philanthropic efforts.
Click inside for the entire list of most charitable celebs…

1. Taylor Swift
2. Laverne Cox
3. Beyoncé
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Emma Watson
6. One Direction
7. John Cena
8. Shonda Rhimes
9. Tyler Oakley
10. Chris Pratt
11. John Legend
12. Olivia Wilde

Mrajonder:
Stumbled across this picture on net and decide sharing it with you guys.seriously I don't understand what is going on between Olamide and wizkid.Hmmmm let it not be what am thinking oh
Whispering(are they gay?)
That kind romance is for lovers oh.
Why should a guy grab his fellow dude like that.haba

What do you think about the picture? Let's hear from you.



See more pictures here»www.naijafunzone.com/2015/01/are-they-gaysee-what-wizkid-is-doing.html?m=1

dis may be der style of greeting...remembr,de re in public..de aint dah unwise

Here we suggest a few signs that tell you if a guy is a virgin. Here’s what you look for.

1.He is Very Shy About Touching... YouThis is not a definitive sign but it can well be an indication that the guy is a virgin. Men who have had intercourse at least once would not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex decidedly reduces in men who have been in intimate before. But can you tell if a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate? Not really but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the intimate body parts, it does hint at this being a virgin.

2.He is Very Uncertain While Getting Physically Intimate....If he is quite clueless about how to react to your advances then there is a possibility that it might well be his first time. Most guys who are not virgins would just need a hint to start tearing at your clothes – they have done this before and their experience helps condition their mind. Virgin guys would be very circumspect about how to go about getting intimate. If you are not a virgin, you will find the virgin guy especially clueless.

3.He Kisses Awkwardly....Some guys are bad kissers but that does not mean they are virgins. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy or inhibited manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Even the bad kissers are not clumsy or awkward; they just go at it all wrong. Another aspect to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing,most virgins tend to do that a lot.

4.He Asks for Permission While Making LoveTypically.... a virgin guy is pretty unsure of what his moves ought to be. Being physically intimate is new territory for him. Even if he has watched several adult movies, the first real experience is bound to be overwhelming for a guy. He is likely to fumble around a lot and he will ask for permission before touching you or kissing you intimately.

5.He is also bound to be confused about when to enter you..... If he looks like a lost sheep, though he may pretend as if he is very confident about what he’s doing, then you know that it’s his first experience.

6.He Has a Very Quick Orgasm...If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is sure to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing. Moreover he will get aroused at the smallest act of intimacy on your part causing him to come to an orgasm quickly.

Guys with experience are more sensitized to their arousal and can control themselves a lot better.
Using these signs you can tell if a guy is a virgin with relative surety, but of course there are no guarantees. If you see a guy exhibiting these behaviors when you get intimate, you should ask him if it’s his first experience and make it as comfortable for him as possible...tank u

Dotwillis1:
embarassed o, but the worse is wen a gurl is bn told to 'close up'

lol..abi

ojokojonwanyi:
Na 6 na








Omo, which kain hands be this?

31 hands

..

Dotwillis1:
lol, yhu eva told a guy such?

..lol..well,av neva told any of em dat,though av seen it many times..av been der wif ma friend once wen she told a boy to do so......how wuld u hav felt if u wee in his shoes?

SmithRussell:
Which part of your body do you like the most?
You can list just ONE
Starting from me:
My dark and curly hair.

my nose

Dotwillis1:
i jst feel this r some things that happens and you get really awkward with. Some are from experience tho!

'that awkward moment wen a gurl accidentally touches yur d*ck and u pretend lik it didnt happen
that awkward moment wen a girl reply ur compliments wit 'k' (this sucks)

awkward moment when u alighted from a bus with the girl u'v just exchanged numbers with, then u realize she has a 'k leg
(WTF!)

that awkward moment wen u'v just toasted a girl on phone, then later u start remeberin what u ought to have said

that awkward moment wen ur eyes met with that girl u have a crush with, jst the moment u were picking your nose

that awkward moment wen someone says you v food wedges in between ur teeth

that awkward moment wen u go for a hug but she go for a handshake

that awkward moments wen u dey snap pix wit a lady and u noticed ur 'tin' dey rise

that awkward moment wen u always noticing that same guy hanging around ur crush

awkward moment wen u posted a nice picture on FB and no single 'like'

that awkard moment wen u v been expectin a message from her, then ur phone finaly beeps; sms from 5031 (those stupid mtn ppl en..)

that awkward moment wen you both say how are u? At the same time and respond 'fine' at same time (this normaly happens)

that awkward moment wen u accidentally touches a lady's butt nd u don't no if u should say sorry

awkward moment wen u v bn planning and rehearsing on wat to say and u end up sayin something different (common)

that awkward moment wen a girl come to u for explanation on a particular topic in school, something u don't even know

awkward moment wen u send ur 'hi' to ha on watsapp but no response and she's frequent online

that awkward moment wen u tell a very funny joke (u think it is), and no one laughs

ever experienced any of this?
Add yours!!

that awkward moment wen ur crush accidentally enters ur room when its damn scatered

that awkward moment wen she tells u silently,,"hey,zip up,ur zip is open"...and u melt..

chester47:
THESE ain't for some nobody..This topic ain't for kids yo!!sex or money which can actually sustain a relationship..this is a serious and confusing topic so answer with "good adequate and intelligent-mind changing comments
HAPPY NEW YEAR

none of the above

ReVizz:
Tips On how To Date Your Mother ! Send DM To 33850.

hahahah

saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

well,as for me ..i tell u straight if i really want airtim

chibwike:
Disclaimer: please those of us with the mentality that all what girls want is money., can stay off this thread. Lets cut them some slack..coz there are some geniune ones among them,.who are caring and loving as they are,.and are not neccesarily after your money. That said

Here are some mistakes guys make when chatting with a girl or texting her.


Confessing your feelings over text.
As a guy, when you have this bottled-up feelings, you want to blurt them out. You feel only if she knew how much,you like her. She will want to be our gf. WRONG..the moment you blurt ur feeling to a girl tru text. You are revealing you hand, and leaving her nothing to work for.


Remember, the less she has to work for you, the more bored she becomes.

Sennding nice guy texts
Do you know why some girls are repulsed, by nice guys. Because the send boring texts. When a girl is continually pulling to read. ''hope your day is going well'', ''have you eaten'', have you had ur bath''. You began to seriously annoy her. These are checking in texts, and they make you appear too needy.

Being too available.
There are few reasons these will kill her attraction towards you. Firstly, it eliminates your mystery, secondly it doesnt give her time to miss you and anticipate hearing from you. She places less value on guys that are easy to catch. Which means if you are always around, she begins to value you less.

Texting your way to the friendzone.
Here is where guys blow it, they think the more they text back and fort with a girl, the more she likes them,well, they are sort of right, she likes them,,.as a friend tho. And we all know friendzoning is real.

Giving up too soon.
Every girl has a lock and getting her turned is just a matter of finding the right key. Most guys give up immediately she plays hard to get.

Happy romantic year.

EXACTLY!

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

a hot one of cos ! Aftrall,we go share the money

njuwo:
DIFFERENCE BTW A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A
NIGERIA ADVICE !
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from Uk, i
love my husband so much and i do anything
to please
him on bed.. i even suck his dick too but he
has refused to suck mine.. pls advice me how
to tell him to go down on me cos i really want
my pussy juice sucked.
Comments
* James silva : I think u need to talk to him,
marriage is communication.
* Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. ve
bin in ur shoes before .. i told him right away
when we were aving sex and he is an expert
in it
* Micheal paper : I get downwt my wife, its
cool i love doing it.. u shud talk to ur husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married
wta kid, my husband have refused to suck my
p***y,
what shud i do.. No insults abeg
COMMENTS
* Dayo muyiwa : Fool, sex na food?
* Nkiru joy : Yu are a disgrace to
womanhood..sham e on u
* Idris kunle : Any news abt Assu strike?
* Toheeb sule : If u want i can suck for u call
my no 0708312455
* Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all better go
findsomtn do wt ur life, suck koor, soakaway
nii
* Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger
* Amaka Achebe : U r a prostitute, u need
deliverance!

hahahahahahahahaahjmahahahah

ATOB:
How are you coping with the harmattan?

yeaa...a nice weather..feels gud

ATOB:
How are you coping with the harmattan?

yeaa...a nice weather

MΣЯЯΥ CΉЯISTMΛS Υ'ΛLL

hapy new yr swety

Ksslib:
I see! Good to know but how long does it takes you?

really..it takes me a whole lot of time...frankly speaking

ATOB:
So why do you girls cry when a guy ends the relationship.

for doz who do...dey dint cause d break...buh mind u..not all gals do cry