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Hello there,
Can I try to tell an italian joke?
Sorry about my english, I hope is good enough.

Pierino, a small boy ask to his father:
Dad, what is the difference between theory and practice?
The Father after few seconds reply: Look. I make you an example.
He calls his wife and ask: “Darling, would you make love with a stranger for 50,000 Euro?”
The wife answer with no hesitation. “Sure I would!”
Then the Father calls his senior daughter and ask: “Would you make love with a stranger for 50.000 Euro?”
“Sure I would!” she reply.
“You see Pierino? Theorically we could have 100.000 Euro, Practically we have two who.res in the family!”

It is cruel indeed but he broke before you broke and both of you were expecting this to happen.
You fall in love? So why you kept the relation so "easy" and relaxed? Why you did not express the will to move to a deeper level?
You answered: Because you knew it can never work, so no  complain. I know is hard but time will let you know is better this way.

Facebook: You may be mature but surely he is not. Nowadays people are not brave enough to face the problem by speaking in front of others.

You are living together since 6 years with 2 childrens and why you do not want to merry him?
There is just one reason that come to my mind. Money. If you are married he can pretend, in case of divorce, more than if you are not.

Can I have back my laptop please?

Why should we really care about stretch marks?
If so then maybe your girlfriend will complain about your stomach or boldness.
Maybe one day she will tell you she doesn't like your brown eyes or the scar you have somewhere.
I think stretch marks are nothin to complain.

This week I will move to another house. This is the forth time in 2 years and I am starting to feel sick.

^^Arachnidaes

You Scare me!

(OT: Did I said something wrong?? )

No picture no love.

^^ Igbo ()

Where is he? Where is Badosky and why is watching??

Ne Me Quitte Pas - Jaques Brel.

^^ Yoruba

Clowns scare me.

You da boss bro!

I have some african friends living here in Italy that send monthly money to their families at home.
This because even with the worst possible job they are focussed to help the family at home, who is much more broken then them in Europe. So I believe that for somebody the dream to be in Europe is still a golden dream, and I can somehow justify the acting of relatives.

livedit:
No.  Life is way too short to be wasting time or planting into "infertile" ground when I could be investing my time into someone else who is "promising" or "fertile".  If you know deep down in your heart this person isn't for you, why not tell them so that they could move on too and find someone whom is?  Pointless my people.

Why you are not even consider the love factor?
I don't get the point that relations are time to be wasted or not. Investments in love? Promises to be fertile?
Love is not math and most of the time you don't know where you are going, you just put something of you in the hands of another person and you take what this person is giving to you.
How can you know that something not fertile NOW, cannot be fertile late? How can you know that something fertile NOW will not become a waste of time later after 10 or more years?
It is not supposed to know if you don't give love a chance.

Uhm, the premise "Diamonds are women's best friends" is not the best evah, but why don't you try to contact me?
Ciao!