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PoliticsRe: Senate Mace Snatching: Names Of Arrested Suspects Emerge by eTECTIVe(m): 8:26pm On Apr 18, 2018
Dasherz:
this means that anyone can walk into the senate house with guns, open fire, kill a bunch of senators and walk out without apprehension by the so called security personnel... this is a shame to the constitution and a big slam to the Nigerian populace
Its actually a gud thing, atleast we can now start nursing d idea of getting rid of dem all
PoliticsRe: Senate Demands Return Of Mace In 24 Hours After Thugs Invade National Assembly by eTECTIVe(m): 8:12pm On Apr 18, 2018
Dem dey madt sef.. Where dem dey wen unarmed boys walked into their chamber and walked out wit d mast.. Where are those lawmakers dat scaled d National Assembly fence wen dey were locked out sometime ago? Where was Johnny Bravo Melaye ?
NYSCRe: Female Corper Show Off Massive Backside (photo) by eTECTIVe(m): 8:06pm On Apr 18, 2018
Her behind made d skinny gal stand hopelessly
PoliticsRe: Senate Mace Snatching: Names Of Arrested Suspects Emerge by eTECTIVe(m): 7:50pm On Apr 18, 2018
It still baffles me how few men walked into d chamber unabated, walked up to where d Mace was, took it, ran out of d chamber and thru d halls and den to their cars jus like dat... Where were those fence-jumping, punch-throwing and chair-throwing senators?
PoliticsRe: Reps Suspend 2019 Election Sequence Re-ordering Bill by eTECTIVe(m): 7:48pm On Apr 18, 2018
So in otherwords d mace kidnapping was a success becos dat was its aim
PoliticsRe: A Lot Of Nigerian Youths Haven’t Been To School — Buhari Tells Commonwealth by eTECTIVe(m):
Jus imagine d nonsense coming from dis old man who unfortunately is our President.. Somebody who's ordinary WAEC is yet to b discovered.... What load of rubbish!! And U Ppl say dis man has sense abi? I think he's under d illusion d rest of d country is as ignorant and dumb as d Northern region. I blame d stupid zombie youths from other regions chanting sai Baba especially d resident ediots who are not only stupid and jobless but have all also gone deaf nd dumb
CrimeRe: UK Visa Applicant Bags 3 Year In Prison For Lieing About Marital Status by eTECTIVe(m): 11:47am On Apr 18, 2018
martineverest:
do u think they are like most Nigerians that don't follow due process?
Which is why dey denied dem d visa, why charge dem to court wen dey didn't get d visa and in ur own country too
BusinessRe: 4m Grant From Ishiba. How True? by eTECTIVe(m): 10:57am On Apr 18, 2018
Story!!! Na scam jare... Bought forms since last 2yrs now. Dey have called for verification or wateva dey called it each tym asking for more money.
FoodRe: How Do You Eat Your Watermelon? by eTECTIVe(m): 8:20am On Apr 18, 2018
I eat mine with my mouth and d only part I don't eat is d back
CrimeRe: UK Visa Applicant Bags 3 Year In Prison For Lieing About Marital Status by eTECTIVe(m):
Dis embassy Ppl sef U deny dem visa and still wan deny dem freedom in their own country again.. Dis life sef
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Had To Spend Inordinate Time Cleaning Pdp’s Rot —tinubu by eTECTIVe(m): 9:00pm On Apr 17, 2018
He was busy cleaning mess while shitting all over d place... Which is worse between mess and shit?
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo Storms Abuja Nightclub With Hafiz, Her Rumored Boyfriend by eTECTIVe(m): 8:52pm On Apr 17, 2018
Omo Pastor!!
SportsRe: Pep Guardiola Has Done Nothing Special At City by eTECTIVe(m): 3:27pm On Apr 17, 2018
Jus shut up nd quite hating... Wen last did a team dominate d league dis much? U all are always quick to point his spendings as an excuse. Despite all of mourinho's spendings how many united fans and former players are actually happy with d way d team played? Man Utd's saving grace last season and dis season is David De Gea... He lost to Burnley who also took a point from every other top 6 team. How many matches can U say dis man city team struggled in? Guardiola has improved every single player he bought, can U say d same for any other manager ? He had dominated d league and whether U want to admit it or not it doesnt change d fact...
PoliticsRe: Muslim Group Seeks Withdrawal Of N100, Angry At GEJ For Removing Arabic Ajani by eTECTIVe(m): 3:00pm On Apr 17, 2018
Hmmm
CrimeRe: Man Killed After Winning N7.4M At Bet9ja by eTECTIVe(m): 2:59pm On Apr 17, 2018
Hmmm
Science/TechnologyRe: Ubaka & Atikpo Chukwuebuka Patrick Invent OGANIHU C² Bitter Leaf Washing Machine by eTECTIVe(m): 12:52pm On Apr 17, 2018
GoodMuyis:
Well Technological advancement and material availability makes it easier to manufacture smaller device this days as per requirement. Funding is not an excuse for inventing what the world will not dare use. If that can work more on the design they could produce a smaller version, they can even design cheap plastic portable model that will not use power.

Their invention is a good start, but too early for publicity and needs a lots adjustment

Pls take you time and watch Shark Tank Series. Guys use their money to fund invention and even patent it.
Some of U sef... Where do U expct those kids to get funding from go create ur perfect model device? Dey need publicity to improve on their invention. D so called Shark Tank U mentioned, isnt it to publicize d inventions of those appearing on d program? Is there any such program here in Nigeria or Africa dat U are aware of?
PoliticsRe: 7 Officials Stole Billions From NEMA – Presidency by eTECTIVe(m):
Hmmm... U Ppl are yet to tell us about d most recent ones U discovered under dis administration... Wait why exactly do displaced traditional rulers get allocations ?
Science/TechnologyRe: Ubaka & Atikpo Chukwuebuka Patrick Invent OGANIHU C² Bitter Leaf Washing Machine by eTECTIVe(m):
priceaction:
Nice attempt, but you can also use blender of smaller size to do the job and save you stress if you know how to. How do u expect our women to carry this thing to their house and still buy fuel, pay for servicing on top of 100 naira bitter leaves?
And if it multipurpose, it will be , lets assume,market friendly but if only restricted to bitter leaves then, it will be useless in the long run because not everyone like or eat bitter leaves.
To me it is just another nice attempt but in the long run likely useless.
Useless?? Are U for real? Is d cassava processing machine useless on d long run becos not everyone eats garri nd fufu? Dont U realise since it washes and drains d liquid it can as well do same for every other leaves and vegetables??

DuruCrusher:
And this is technology.....





Naija style
ekanDamie:
So this big thing will wash bitterleaf of 100naira.
Some of U sef... D first computer invented was as big as a room. D first set of fones were not as dey are now. D first blenders we used to have was d mortar and pestle and d grnding stone...

With no funding and support dey came up with dat, wat do U think would happen wen dey can afford smaller parts? Dey are trying to solve a problem, try not to b one....
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Pays Tribute To Fela Kuti,performs His 1976 "Zombie" At Coachella(video) by eTECTIVe(m): 7:27pm On Apr 16, 2018
Abami Eda!!!

I'm dedicating dat song and performance to all resident zombies and imbe APC supporters
PoliticsRe: Politicians Preparing For 2019 But I’m Concerned With Security, Economy – Buhari by eTECTIVe(m): 6:01pm On Apr 16, 2018
So U are not also preparing abi? Since U and ur fellow zombies claimd to have done so well, y den does d economy nd security bother U?
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Deposits N200m Million For Rolls-Royce Cullinan 2019 by eTECTIVe(m): 5:57pm On Apr 16, 2018
Westbestside:
I dey tell you. My heart just dey beat. God punish poverty in our lives.
Agbaletu:
Thank you for making me laugh out loud.
Nairalanders will not kill me o.
Odmic2839:
oga you won burst my belle ooo, why you go talk that thing
Make una jus think am naa... Na d same world and life we and dem dey so?
RomanceRe: Pls, What Can We Actually Call This Photo(18+) by eTECTIVe(m): 5:21pm On Apr 16, 2018
He's a mumu nd an Imbe.... Dey still won't pay him any extra for dis stupidity... Wen dey said hard work pays dey didn't mean dis one....
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija : Ceec Becomes The First Bbnaija Housemate In History To Trend Worldwid by eTECTIVe(m): 2:18pm On Apr 16, 2018
Na she and Miracle dem arrange to win d show
Nairaland GeneralRe: Would You Slap Your Pastor/malam/babalawo For $3,500,000? Pics by eTECTIVe(m): 2:16pm On Apr 16, 2018
I will slap him and patiently wait for him to turn d other cheek otherwise I'm taking my tithe to anoda church...
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates One Year Of Marriage Crash by eTECTIVe(m): 1:44pm On Apr 16, 2018
Imagine d kind of nonsense... Her mates are celebrating wedding anniversaries, their children's birthday, or even her birthday and shame actually allow dis one dey celebrate her marriage crash?? Dis oloshos no get single shame again.. Jus thank God for life and shut up if U no know wetin to celebrate and must celebrate...
PoliticsRe: Shittes Members' Protest Turns Bloody In Abuja (video) by eTECTIVe(m): 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2018
Jus overhead it on Wazobia FM... It was always going to degenerate into a violent protest.. There was no way an Islamic protest and movement especially by El Zakzaky's ppl was going to go on for days wihout violence eventually breaking out.. Its jus like having a running stomach, U must still shit am
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Deposits N200m Million For Rolls-Royce Cullinan 2019 by eTECTIVe(m):
:-Xmmmm Oluwa ooo!!!... Dis Ppl jus dey make so many others dey feel like say na escort dem escort others come dis life.. Hundreds of mill on jus 2cars?? And poor Ppl will b busy shouting "Vanity upon vanity" but still pray for God to pick their call... Make up ur mind nd decide jare
CelebritiesRe: Go Hang Yourself – Fancy Gadam Tells Bitter Patapaa by eTECTIVe(m): 1:29pm On Apr 16, 2018
Y local Ghana artistes dey look like something from ancestral shrine?
HealthRe: Doctor Accidentally Cuts Man's Intestine After Bike Accident In Imo State.Photos by eTECTIVe(m): 10:27am On Apr 16, 2018
Is dat one a doctor or tailor...?? How can a "doctor" mistakenly cut d small intenstine?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has So Far Received $14.2bn Support -World Bank by eTECTIVe(m): 9:32am On Apr 16, 2018
And more than 90% of dat was for d north
PoliticsRe: Nnpc To Support Investments In Oil, Gas Sector – Baru by eTECTIVe(m): 9:16am On Apr 16, 2018
Before wat else are u supposed to b involved with
RomanceRe: My Ex Wants Sex With Me Or He Sends Our Sex Tape To My Husband by eTECTIVe(m): 9:05am On Apr 16, 2018
What is there to think about... He was ur ex and I'm sure U didn't tell ur husband U were a virgin... Everyone who isnt a virgin engaged in some form of sexual perversion or d other. Show ur husband d photos and explain to him wats going on. If he's d gud man U say he is, he'll understand...

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