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Dasherz:Its actually a gud thing, atleast we can now start nursing d idea of getting rid of dem all |
Dem dey madt sef.. Where dem dey wen unarmed boys walked into their chamber and walked out wit d mast.. Where are those lawmakers dat scaled d National Assembly fence wen dey were locked out sometime ago? Where was Johnny Bravo Melaye ? |
Her behind made d skinny gal stand hopelessly |
It still baffles me how few men walked into d chamber unabated, walked up to where d Mace was, took it, ran out of d chamber and thru d halls and den to their cars jus like dat... Where were those fence-jumping, punch-throwing and chair-throwing senators? |
So in otherwords d mace kidnapping was a success becos dat was its aim |
Jus imagine d nonsense coming from dis old man who unfortunately is our President.. Somebody who's ordinary WAEC is yet to b discovered.... What load of rubbish!! And U Ppl say dis man has sense abi? I think he's under d illusion d rest of d country is as ignorant and dumb as d Northern region. I blame d stupid zombie youths from other regions chanting sai Baba especially d resident ediots who are not only stupid and jobless but have all also gone deaf nd dumb |
martineverest:Which is why dey denied dem d visa, why charge dem to court wen dey didn't get d visa and in ur own country too |
Story!!! Na scam jare... Bought forms since last 2yrs now. Dey have called for verification or wateva dey called it each tym asking for more money. |
I eat mine with my mouth and d only part I don't eat is d back |
Dis embassy Ppl sef U deny dem visa and still wan deny dem freedom in their own country again.. Dis life sef |
He was busy cleaning mess while shitting all over d place... Which is worse between mess and shit? |
Omo Pastor!! |
Jus shut up nd quite hating... Wen last did a team dominate d league dis much? U all are always quick to point his spendings as an excuse. Despite all of mourinho's spendings how many united fans and former players are actually happy with d way d team played? Man Utd's saving grace last season and dis season is David De Gea... He lost to Burnley who also took a point from every other top 6 team. How many matches can U say dis man city team struggled in? Guardiola has improved every single player he bought, can U say d same for any other manager ? He had dominated d league and whether U want to admit it or not it doesnt change d fact... |
Hmmm |
Hmmm |
GoodMuyis:Some of U sef... Where do U expct those kids to get funding from go create ur perfect model device? Dey need publicity to improve on their invention. D so called Shark Tank U mentioned, isnt it to publicize d inventions of those appearing on d program? Is there any such program here in Nigeria or Africa dat U are aware of? |
Hmmm... U Ppl are yet to tell us about d most recent ones U discovered under dis administration... Wait why exactly do displaced traditional rulers get allocations ? |
priceaction:Useless?? Are U for real? Is d cassava processing machine useless on d long run becos not everyone eats garri nd fufu? Dont U realise since it washes and drains d liquid it can as well do same for every other leaves and vegetables?? DuruCrusher: ekanDamie:Some of U sef... D first computer invented was as big as a room. D first set of fones were not as dey are now. D first blenders we used to have was d mortar and pestle and d grnding stone... With no funding and support dey came up with dat, wat do U think would happen wen dey can afford smaller parts? Dey are trying to solve a problem, try not to b one.... |
Abami Eda!!! I'm dedicating dat song and performance to all resident zombies and imbe APC supporters |
So U are not also preparing abi? Since U and ur fellow zombies claimd to have done so well, y den does d economy nd security bother U? |
Westbestside: Agbaletu: Odmic2839:Make una jus think am naa... Na d same world and life we and dem dey so? |
He's a mumu nd an Imbe.... Dey still won't pay him any extra for dis stupidity... Wen dey said hard work pays dey didn't mean dis one.... |
Na she and Miracle dem arrange to win d show |
I will slap him and patiently wait for him to turn d other cheek otherwise I'm taking my tithe to anoda church... |
Imagine d kind of nonsense... Her mates are celebrating wedding anniversaries, their children's birthday, or even her birthday and shame actually allow dis one dey celebrate her marriage crash?? Dis oloshos no get single shame again.. Jus thank God for life and shut up if U no know wetin to celebrate and must celebrate... |
Jus overhead it on Wazobia FM... It was always going to degenerate into a violent protest.. There was no way an Islamic protest and movement especially by El Zakzaky's ppl was going to go on for days wihout violence eventually breaking out.. Its jus like having a running stomach, U must still shit am |
:-Xmmmm Oluwa ooo!!!... Dis Ppl jus dey make so many others dey feel like say na escort dem escort others come dis life.. Hundreds of mill on jus 2cars?? And poor Ppl will b busy shouting "Vanity upon vanity" but still pray for God to pick their call... Make up ur mind nd decide jare |
Y local Ghana artistes dey look like something from ancestral shrine? |
Is dat one a doctor or tailor...?? How can a "doctor" mistakenly cut d small intenstine? |
And more than 90% of dat was for d north |
Before wat else are u supposed to b involved with |
What is there to think about... He was ur ex and I'm sure U didn't tell ur husband U were a virgin... Everyone who isnt a virgin engaged in some form of sexual perversion or d other. Show ur husband d photos and explain to him wats going on. If he's d gud man U say he is, he'll understand... |