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Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout This Funny Picture Of A Nairalander, Davido And Mayorkun by eTECTIVe(m): 7:13am On Mar 19, 2018
U wanted us to see ur face well OP ur face looks like something from Fraggle rocks cartoon dat year.. While gals are pouting, boys b raising their brows like dey can't see well...
Car Talk / Re: 5 Conditions You Should Never Drive In by eTECTIVe(m): 7:04am On Mar 19, 2018
U forgot to include "Wen U are angry".. Well a gud percentage of Nigerian drivers are angry drivers...

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by eTECTIVe(m): 8:09pm On Mar 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Phyno has not said this car is his.

So why the assumptions?
Why are bloggers like this?

I'm not saying he can't afford this car if he takes loans from his banks, I'm just saying that Phyno would be more concerned with overtaking Zorro SwagBag than getting a car.


Overtaking Zoro? Dey are not even running d same race. Wen did Zoro become a competition not to even mention overtaking phyno... Guy u no well and we all know .. But even ppl we no well no say Zoro is to Phyno wat FA cup is to Champions League

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Education / Re: Unizik Student Drowns While Celebrating Birthday. by eTECTIVe(m): 7:20pm On Mar 18, 2018
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Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 7:02pm On Mar 18, 2018
madgoat:

You really need to educate yourself more. cry
Not sure if truly you are this dumb in real life or you are just practicing how to be dumb on social media.

Shame no gree u abi.. Instead of staying mute nd owning up to ur stupidity u're still proving beyond reasonable doubt wat a dumtard U are. Provide proof of how u can drown nd b in coma or foreva remain a madgoat...

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Business / Re: Beware Of The Latest Online Scam Now! by eTECTIVe(m): 1:59pm On Mar 18, 2018
Ur friend is dumb and dumb Ppl deserve wat dey get wen dey are ripped off.. How can U b told u are d lucky winner of an iPhone wen U didn't participate in any competition nd U believed it? Its not a new format.. Its actually one of d oldest internet scams online
Religion / Re: Will The Nigerian Drug Cartels Ever Be Defeated? by eTECTIVe(m): 1:51pm On Mar 18, 2018
They are sponsored and backed by top men in d society... Most of these politicians and so called importers are all drug Lords... D ones being caught are merely their runners
Politics / Re: Police Tackle Presidency, Say IG Has No Query To Answer by eTECTIVe(m): 1:14pm On Mar 18, 2018
As d now popular saying goes, "Who is d presidency?

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TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Please Don’t Impregnate Me – Bambam Begs Teddy A by eTECTIVe(m): 1:07pm On Mar 18, 2018
So U don't mind bend down pause in d bathroom or spreading ur legs like scissors so why worry about bele

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Expels 23 British Diplomats, Shuts Down Council, Consulate And Others by eTECTIVe(m): 1:05pm On Mar 18, 2018
indoorscholar:


Did you see them use the poison? Why didn't Russia kill him when he was in Russian prison instead of waiting for him to move to UK?.

He is a Russian spy based in d UK who eventually became a double agent...
Politics / Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls May Be Freed In 2 Weeks – Defence Minister [VIDEO] by eTECTIVe(m): 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2018
Lol... Story for d gods.. Dis ppl are jus so dumb. U Ppl are negotiating. Hope U will also tell us d last price u Ppl agreed. APC scam goes on

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Expels 23 British Diplomats, Shuts Down Council, Consulate And Others by eTECTIVe(m): 12:53pm On Mar 18, 2018
obrigado080:
When will ur eyes open?
The western axis of evil (which britain is part of), are known for selling lies to gullible and ignorant folks. Any one or nation who opposes them is quickly framed up and destroyed.
They destroyed saddam, after claiming he had weapons of mass destruction, which was a BIG LIE.
They destroyed Iraq, afghanistan, syria, libya.
But they CANNOT try shit with BOSS VLAD...
Only daft people still believe western media.

So what was Russia's excuse for invading Afganistan wen dey did? Or Georgia or Ukraine?? It is all a spy war... Everyone is spying on everyone. D agent involved is a double agent dats y dis is a bid deal
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Expels 23 British Diplomats, Shuts Down Council, Consulate And Others by eTECTIVe(m): 11:53am On Mar 18, 2018
linkszelda:


the UK are yet to provide proof about the above mentioned allegations

Prove? D nerve gas used is Russian (Novichok)... D whole furore isn't over d assassination attempt but d fact dat d nerve agent was used on British Soil .

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Celebrities / Re: John Ogbonna Emmanuel Now Rated As Number 1 Wrestler In The World By UWW by eTECTIVe(m): 11:46am On Mar 18, 2018
All those "Gidigbo" wrestling.. I thought it was a WWE something
Foreign Affairs / Re: China To Build $31.6m ECOWAS Headquarters, How Is This Not Chinese Domination? by eTECTIVe(m): 11:44am On Mar 18, 2018
Since d continent can't seem to get anything ryt let dem kuku com and recolonize Africa again.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Expels 23 British Diplomats, Shuts Down Council, Consulate And Others by eTECTIVe(m): 11:29am On Mar 18, 2018
Emperortj93:
tit for tat

i so much like russia especially vlamidir putin.
revenge is sweet when delivered hot and spicy

Which part do U like him for ? For using Russian nerve gas on British soil or for d eventual death of d double agent. Dat was wat triggered d whole diplomatic row. Britain first evicted all d Russian diplomats in d UK so what makes U think dey hadnt recalled their diplomats?

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Religion / Re: Thinking To Do Bad And You Didn't Do It Is That A Sin? by eTECTIVe(m): 9:11am On Mar 18, 2018
I Dont think it is.... Thinking to do bad is ur conscience trying to dissuade u.
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Foreign Rap Artiste?? by eTECTIVe(m): 9:09am On Mar 18, 2018
Hungrychicken:

I like to consider my self a migos fan despite their storming into the music industry 2yrs ago. They made a niche for themselves in short time, that's my kind of rapper.

I'm a fan nd have got Culture I and II on my playlist.. D fact dat dey created a different kind of "mumble rap" is wat I find fascinating. More or less a new skool version of Bone Thugs
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Foreign Rap Artiste?? by eTECTIVe(m): 12:17am On Mar 18, 2018
Hungrychicken:
haven't heard his rap though, other than ''classic man''
Like seriously?? And U are a rap fan? Migos only came out 2yrs ago..

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Foreign Rap Artiste?? by eTECTIVe(m): 12:06am On Mar 18, 2018
Kendrick Lamar.. Then Big Sean, G Eazy
Politics / Re: President Buhari At Damilola Osinbajo And Oluseun Bakare's Wedding Reception by eTECTIVe(m): 12:02am On Mar 18, 2018
isaacprinz:
Dangote daughter? u need glasses.

U need English classes...
Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 11:51pm On Mar 17, 2018
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..
madgoat:


Dude one can drown and be in coma. Stop trying to sound smart because it further makes you look dumb

U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

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Politics / Re: The Era Of Fuel Scarcity Is Gone For Good - NNPC Boss, Baru Assures Nigerians by eTECTIVe(m): 11:46pm On Mar 17, 2018
D fact dat U Ppl are still paying d same subsidy U claimed to have removed is still a problem ... D mere fact dat Fashola also received an award for d perpetual Darkness Nigerians have been enjoying and d new outrageous bills dey've been paying for darkness says a lot about d awards

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Politics / Re: Define The Term "Quota System" In Your Own Word by eTECTIVe(m): 10:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
Quota system is what d north uses to oppress and drag d rest of d country backward...
Technology Market / Re: 70% Nigerians Prefer Cash On Delivery To Online Payment—jumia by eTECTIVe(m): 8:53pm On Mar 17, 2018
Before nko? Before dey'll pay for rock and get stone

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Mocks Bovi "Its AC And Not A Smoke" (photo) by eTECTIVe(m): 7:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
They were both obviously trading jokes na... U bloggers can spice up anything,
Politics / Re: Where Is Abba Kyari, Chief Of Staff To The President? by eTECTIVe(m): 6:58pm On Mar 17, 2018
D chief Cabalist of d Federation ... Maybe he now prefers to b seen less...

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Politics / Re: President Buhari At Damilola Osinbajo And Oluseun Bakare's Wedding Reception by eTECTIVe(m): 6:54pm On Mar 17, 2018
Kinggnicole:

Lol... you're so observant
He's my state governor and an embarrassment to us all
Politics / Re: President Buhari At Damilola Osinbajo And Oluseun Bakare's Wedding Reception by eTECTIVe(m): 6:01pm On Mar 17, 2018
See how Rochas is patiently waiting for his own handshake like his life depended on it... See as all these Ppl wedding hall b like heaven.. Politicians don't give a rats ass about d masses... Its all about personal interests nd ambitions for dem... D weddings of IBB's daughter , Buhari's daughter and now Dangote and Osinbanjo's daughter clearly illustrates dat fact... All dey do is sow seeds of ethnic and religious discord and cross their legs and watch d masses do their bidding without even knowing it

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Gets United Nations Ambassadorial Job by eTECTIVe(m): 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2018
python1:
[s][/s]
How did your comment find its way into my mention?

Stupidity shldnt b displayed in public forums.. No qualms wen u display it in d convenience of ur privacy

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Gets United Nations Ambassadorial Job by eTECTIVe(m): 4:36pm On Mar 17, 2018
usba:
Eyaa DeM give am to Aisha Yesufu who is groaning seriously in hunger.

python1:
When will they appoint patience Jonathan? Or don't they appoint illiterates? undecided

How does any of ur comments connect to d post or make any sense watsoeva? Do U know Abba Kyari's Daughter is also a permanent reps to d UN? She was jus an executive Assistant less than 3 years ago afta landing herself an AU slot. Dey take up all d juicy slots while U and ur likes celebrate over NPower and Police recruitment

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Politics / Re: Emotional Clap Back To Fayose's Tweet Against Buhari That Has Gone Viral by eTECTIVe(m): 12:29pm On Mar 17, 2018
silastemplar:
the post is about fayose and not buhari. Is fayose a fraud or not? Answers that First before you start worrying about people's families

D post is about Fayose's comment and d replies he got... Is his comment about Buhari true or false...? U shld ans dat before worrying about Fayose

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