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Crime › Re: ‘how We Mix Dusting Powder With Petrol To Rob Okada Operators’ (pic) by eTECTIVe(m): 11:43am On Mar 17, 2018*

Where are those morons masturbating in dat India thread on FP, com and carry ur brodas... Python and sarrki dat are quick to comment on any crime thread Igbo is mentioned, where una dey? Com and explain why dis ur brodas are innovative criminals

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Politics › Re: Tony Momoh: "If Fulanis Are Killers, Igbos Are Armed Robbers, Yorubas 419ners" by eTECTIVe(m): 11:10am On Mar 17, 2018*

If? Did dis ediot use d word "If"? Are Aliens d ones responsible for all d havoc being wrecked all over d nation all dis while? Which other region are herdsmen from? Armed robbery and 419 are crimes and are punishable under d law.. What has d govt done about d herdsmen? How many have been arrested and prosecuted ? I hope dey somehow attack Ur family and villages so dat U can den decide if dey are killers or not... Dis is d most foolish statement to come from any public figure and why am I not surprised a fool concurred and sees a point in all dat nonsense he spewed..

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Food › Re: Big Fraud By NBC On Five Alive Production by eTECTIVe(m): 10:36am On Mar 17, 2018

Dey've been trying to force so many of their products down d throats of Nigerians. Wholesalers were made to buy a pack of 5Alive for any supply of 50cls dey get. My neighbour has been complaining of products dey've been forced to buy and can barely sell

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Education › Re: Fish With Human Teeth Caught In Australia by eTECTIVe(m): 10:20am On Mar 17, 2018

MiamiePizza:
uncle no photoshop here...try to know things when they are real

U obviously have huge problems with ur eyesight and have no idea what is real or not. Take a look at d two sets of teeth and tell me u still think dey are d same. Some Ppl are jus gullible

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Politics › Re: Emotional Clap Back To Fayose's Tweet Against Buhari That Has Gone Viral by eTECTIVe(m): 10:17am On Mar 17, 2018

keneck1:
What goes on in the mind of some of you is so terrible,so pple do not have a choice to make again abi be it APC which is my party a whatever party you have sympathy for,be careful.

It's not my fault dat U think something is wrong with ur head

Business › Re: How To Get Cheap Browsing Data.. by eTECTIVe(m): 9:13am On Mar 17, 2018

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Not to worry , I have someone I patronize here on Nairaland.. nbote or something.. In as much as there are scammers on d prowl these days , there are still a few legit Ppl too.. U may b one of d gud ones but d jury is still out on u

Crime › Re: Photo: White Man Robs Las Vegas Casino With Blackman's Face. by eTECTIVe(m): 9:02am On Mar 17, 2018

Oyibo Police can work sha... If dis happened here, Police will first arrest d cashier and den anybody dey meet in d casino... And afta torturing d hell out of him, he'll confess by force

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Romance › Re: She Accept To Be Your GF The First Time You Ask,does That Make Her Cheap? by eTECTIVe(m): 8:26am On Mar 17, 2018

Some Ppl are jus so immature

Politics › Re: Electoral Amendment: Saraki, Dogara Lock Horns Over Plot To Override Buhari.. by eTECTIVe(m): 8:01am On Mar 17, 2018

So afta their closed door meeting with PMB yesterday, today dey are looking horns .. Nigeria my Nigeria...

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Business › Re: How To Get Cheap Browsing Data.. by eTECTIVe(m): 7:58am On Mar 17, 2018

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Yea in dis digital world a whole lot of people have been scammed and most recently by Ppl posing as data resellers. A whole lot of dem have been doing so using ur fastdata gimmicks so excuse my skepticism

Politics › Re: Mama Taraba Drums Support For Buhari At UN by eTECTIVe(m): 7:38am On Mar 17, 2018

What special thing has he done for women dat hasnt been done before?? Imagine Abba Kyari's daughter is a permanent reps to d UN under d African Union observer Group!! Zombies hope U registered for N-power and Peace Corps

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Business › Re: How To Get Cheap Browsing Data.. by eTECTIVe(m): 7:34am On Mar 17, 2018

Jetwealthspace:
Where is the phone number to contact during purchase

Are you on whatsapp?

Dis is a scam.... U beta run for ur life

Politics › Re: How Much Is Your Current Electricity Bill?? by eTECTIVe(m): 7:32am On Mar 17, 2018

Promxy94:
Mine is around 7-8k monthly, its estimated billing?
But since there is no light
Who pays .....
Its just keep rolling over....

D ediots will kip accumulating it for U.. For 6hrs of lite daily dey've been bringing between 12-15k bill

Politics › Re: Budget: Buhari Threatens To Sack Heads Of 50 Govt Agencies, Others by eTECTIVe(m): 7:27am On Mar 17, 2018

What have dey done with previous budgets?? Nigerians have even forgotten there are ministers overseeing some ministries but yet no cabinet reshuffle or anything as such and from d next couple of months now dey start campaigning ..

Sports › Re: When Will Fifa Change About Their UCL Draw by eTECTIVe(m): 11:17pm On Mar 16, 2018

Nedfed:
At times I laugh whenever I see/saw things done by the governing body of FIFA.
How can a country has three ( Barca, Madrid, and Sevilla) clubs at the quarter final and non were pair together while the remaining two clubs from England ( Man-city and Liverpool) are paired to play each other?
It clearly seen that FIFA always want a Spain club at the final if possible the final should be between Barca & Madrid.

Dont b so dumb, FIFA has nothing to do with UEFA draws... Unlike previous seasons where teams from d same association are kept apart , it is no longer so. D draw is a coincident so stop whining .. Even d teams aren't complaining. If Juventus had met Roma or Spanish teams have met Some of U fanboys will still whine

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Politics › Re: FG To Power Universities With Solar Energy ―osinbajo by eTECTIVe(m): 9:42pm On Mar 16, 2018*

Hahahahahaha... Don't know y I found dis funny.. Jus yesterday dey claimed d Zungeru Hydro Power project was 45% complete. D same project dat dey claimed was 47% complete as at last year. And ironically dis same project was at 40% wen fashola first inspected it afta coming in in 2016... Dis goovt is a scam

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Politics › Re: No Plan To Under-register South-east – INEC by eTECTIVe(m): 8:08pm On Mar 16, 2018

Register our own under age voters , it is d only fair thing to do... But instead we won't even allow those qualified to register

Christianity Etc › Re: Benue Killings Move Me To Tears ―pastor Adeboye by eTECTIVe(m): 7:29pm On Mar 16, 2018

And it moved our President to campaign

Music/Radio › Re: Thread For Lovers Of Foreign Music by eTECTIVe(m): 6:29pm On Mar 16, 2018

Criis:
Some sick beats on that album

Sadly didn't get enough plaudits

He had already scheduled his album drop date and den Eminem decided to drop his on d same day.. Em took all d attention even though Geazy's album was waaaay beta

Music/Radio › Re: Thread For Lovers Of Foreign Music by eTECTIVe(m): 6:18pm On Mar 16, 2018

Criis:
The Beautiful and damned was da bomb

I've got d Album on replay since last year

Politics › Re: Emotional Clap Back To Fayose's Tweet Against Buhari That Has Gone Viral by eTECTIVe(m): 6:10pm On Mar 16, 2018*

Going by d comments of some Buhari Ass lickers above and d kind of stupid excuses dey make for him, I am convinced there is definitely something wrong with their heads.. I am sure their families are not aware of dis level of stupidity if not dey'll have disowned dem or offered dem as sacrifices which d gods will obviously reject

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Crime › Re: Nairaland Please Help My Family by eTECTIVe(m): 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2018

So U want nairalanders to com nd fight ur Landlady or wat?? So instead of to go to d police or local security around there U are typing and asking Nairaland for help... Do U have sense at all?

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Music/Radio › Re: Thread For Lovers Of Foreign Music by eTECTIVe(m): 5:43pm On Mar 16, 2018

I do dem all depending on my mood... Soft rock, alternative, Electronic, classical, Hip hop and RnB.. Kendrick Lamar, Imagine Dragons, Nickleback, Eminem, G Eazy, Big Sean, Maroon 5, Coldplay, Linkin park, Kygo,

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Celebrities › Re: Pat Attah Looking Cute In New Photos, Set To Return To Nollywood by eTECTIVe(m): 5:33pm On Mar 16, 2018

Badboiz:
Well you can google his name and check out his physique and if you can spare the time, watch the kind of roles he plays in most of his movies...

Nah not interested.. Dudes even got a gal's name

Properties › Re: Our Nepa Bill Has Increased More Than 100% In the last one year by eTECTIVe(m): 3:00pm On Mar 16, 2018

They've been bringing bills of between 15 to 18k for a 3 bedroom family house. Where are d ediots who were opening up threads up an down sometime ago claiming to b enjoying close to 24hrs of lite? I'm surprised no such threads have graced any corner of Nairaland again

Celebrities › Re: Pat Attah Looking Cute In New Photos, Set To Return To Nollywood by eTECTIVe(m): 2:47pm On Mar 16, 2018

Badboiz:
Have you heard of Bolanle Ninalowo?..

No I haven't ... Am I supposed to have?

Crime › Re: Man Climbs Kano Radio Transmission Mast In A Suicide Attemp (photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 2:43pm On Mar 16, 2018

Lolzzz...

Celebrities › Re: Pat Attah Looking Cute In New Photos, Set To Return To Nollywood by eTECTIVe(m): 10:47am On Mar 16, 2018

With his new looks he's not going to b getting those roles he used to get.. Na bouncer roles now for am

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Crime › Re: ''frustration Drove Me To Kill Two Ogun Pupils'' Suspected Madman Says by eTECTIVe(m): 10:24am On Mar 16, 2018

Dis one NA ritualist jare... How can a mad man b frustrated

Politics › Re: Victoria Tayo Odumosu In Age Falsification Scandal (Photo) by eTECTIVe(m): 10:03am On Mar 16, 2018

olapluto:
This story looks and feels like a hatchet job by Dailytrust newspaper, orchestrated by Alhaji Faruk Maiturare. Alhaji has paid people in DailyTrust to bring this issue with the hope that the scandal can force her out of the job so he can take over.
The truth I was looking for came in the last 3 sentences of the article. Other lines were just Maiturare's work.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 8 In Oyo by eTECTIVe(m): 9:27am On Mar 16, 2018

Hahahahhaha... Boko Haram indeed..

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