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Travel / Re: Nigerian Air Force Plane Crashes In Kaduna State (Photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2018
How is a one-seater plane used for training? D teacher nd learner are supposed to b in d plane abi? So d teacher will b on d ground screaming instructions to d test student in d plane abi? We are mad in dis country

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Announces She Has Dumped Snapchat by eTECTIVe(m): 8:46pm On Mar 19, 2018
Lolzzz... See mumu follow follow.. Who know U? So becos one of d Kardashians dropped Snapchat and it lost billions, Riri nd Breezy did same and dey lost further and now u want to do same becos??
Crime / Re: Man Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen In Owerri, Wife Shot In The Process. Photo by eTECTIVe(m): 8:41pm On Mar 19, 2018
DonPiiko:
Don't mind him, I have noticed him talking trash

At d mention of Igbos, he'll come running dick in hand like someone on viagra... He spends more time in Igbo related threads than he spends thinking

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Celebrities / Re: Arewa Youths Award Linda Ikeji Title Of Gimbiyan Matasan Arewa(photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 8:38pm On Mar 19, 2018
madridguy:
Dem use lamentation do una?
It's a miracle !!! It can now speak!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by eTECTIVe(m): 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2018
SirBunky85:

Pls u dat smoked poo,can you tell me how Phyno take pass am now?

Dont worry, It's not up for debate and I'm mistaken coming down to try nd reason with U
Crime / Re: PHED Staff “set Houses Ablaze” After Repairing Transformer IN UYO. by eTECTIVe(m): 8:13pm On Mar 19, 2018
If dis was a sane society and country , dey'll b made to pay heavily for dat damage.. Dat was how dey connected a new transformer sometime ago in my area and basically everyone had to change all their bulbs... A day afta d connection and everyone was carrying some of their appliances upandan for repairs..
Celebrities / Re: Arewa Youths Award Linda Ikeji Title Of Gimbiyan Matasan Arewa(photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 8:09pm On Mar 19, 2018
Bunch of hyppcrites.... If she was a Muslim I'm sure dey'll have criticized her for not wearing hijab and found a way to claim blogging and her lifestyle is a haram...
Celebrities / Re: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by eTECTIVe(m): 8:05pm On Mar 19, 2018
CMartini:





zoro is obviously catching up to him and very soon he will overtake him.... phyno has gone down

Very soon U say... We are talking about now!! And wat makes U think Phyno has gone down?

SirBunky85:

Forget dat your yarn o,akpa swag can give Phyno a run for his money now. With good PR, akpa swag go dey much popular and start getting shows. Phyno just pass am with past glory

Pass am with past glory? What did U smoke? What present Glory has Zoro attained abeg? I'm a huge fan of both of dem but U must b high to think Zoro is beta than Phyno

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Politics / Re: N2.9bn Fraud: We Still Can’t Find Star Witness In Orji Kalu’s Case – EFCC by eTECTIVe(m): 7:48pm On Mar 19, 2018
D broom of d APC has swept him away since Orji Uzor Kalu joined d APC..

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Crime / Re: Man Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen In Owerri, Wife Shot In The Process. Photo by eTECTIVe(m): 7:46pm On Mar 19, 2018
python1:
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D tym U spend trolling Igbos could b beta spent looking for sense

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Crime / Re: Breaking: Herdsmen Kill Traditional Ruler & Wife, 9 Others In Kogi by eTECTIVe(m): 7:35pm On Mar 19, 2018
Dis is wat u get wen ur governor licks ass for a living..
IN Baba Fela's voice....

Governor wey open mouth say make herdsmen come him state wetin him dey find??
Palavaaaaaa e dey find!!
Na palava e dey findi oooooo
Politics / Re: World Is Plundering Africa's Wealth Of Billions Of Dollars A Year by eTECTIVe(m): 7:31pm On Mar 19, 2018
D world is doing no such thing... Africa on d other hand is selling itself cheap to d world, thanks to its selfish and really dumb Leaders

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Crime / Re: Man Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen In Owerri, Wife Shot In The Process. Photo by eTECTIVe(m): 7:20pm On Mar 19, 2018
D guy above must be suffering from Acute Igbophobia... He's always d first to jump on threads about crime committed by Igbos or in Igboland but yet goes blind and mute wen its yoruba related.. Imagine booking space even afta commenting and even liking his own empty post

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Music/Radio / Re: Reasons Why Some Upcoming Artiste Will Forever Remain Upcoming by eTECTIVe(m): 6:43pm On Mar 19, 2018
U forgot to mention "Snapping in front of d TV always", "Spending tym trolling ursef online" , "Lacking common sense", "Famzing and stalking E-money who has no idea about ur existence"

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Politics / Re: US Supports Ranching As Solution To Fulani Herdsmen Crisis In Benue by eTECTIVe(m): 6:25pm On Mar 19, 2018
D same US who are stingy with their Visa are d same ones talking... Jus wat d govt wants to hear to buttress their calls for setting up colonies
Politics / Re: Peace Corps Bill: NYCN Begs PMB To Rescind Decision by eTECTIVe(m): 6:06pm On Mar 19, 2018
Rubbish... D report shld have said Niger state NYCN... Have dey bothered to ask in what capacity Peace corps will employ youths? Bunch of selfish ediots. I'm sure dey had all collected money from their candidates..

ManirBK:
Death on arrival!
Look for Dino Melaye to fight for you. NonSense!

It's "Dead on Arrival" and not "Death on Arrival " Where and how did Melaye com into dis story ?
Politics / Re: Police Parades Criminals Allegedly Working For Melaye by eTECTIVe(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19, 2018
In as much I detest Melaye for his social media stunts, dis story and accusation is laughable.. So dey want us a Melaye who is based in Abuja doesn't have political thugs before but suddenly wants to start training one? No b today dem don dey try dat guy sha
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Police Arrest Criminal Suspects Allegedly Armed By Dino Melaye by eTECTIVe(m): 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2018
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Politics / Re: REVEALED: What They Didn’t Tell You About Obiano’s Second Tenure Inauguration by eTECTIVe(m): 5:39pm On Mar 19, 2018
So all dis praise singing for d organizer of a govt Inauguration? Was he not paid for it? U Ppl are jus pathetic with d way U celebrate mediocrity which is why we are stuck with d kind of leaders we have. I'm sure U are also being paid for dis baseless asslicking

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Politics / Re: Christians, South-East lose out in Security Appointments "Shocking Details" by eTECTIVe(m): 5:35pm On Mar 19, 2018
What's d point in listing these facts already known and whining about it.. Jus make sure ur Ppl get their PVCs and if possible get as many underage voters as possible involved then com 2019 vote dis evil party out

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Politics / Re: I Went To UK On Sabbatical Leave- Ibori Lies About Jail Term by eTECTIVe(m): 5:31pm On Mar 19, 2018
He was obviously being sarcastic hence d laughter from d Ppl... What is wrong with some U bloggers sef?
Romance / Re: When You Want Somebody Of Higher Class, Does That Make You Materalistic? by eTECTIVe(m): 5:04pm On Mar 19, 2018
No... It makes u a low class Goldigger

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Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by eTECTIVe(m): 4:52pm On Mar 19, 2018
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Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by eTECTIVe(m): 4:51pm On Mar 19, 2018
Dis man is going madt by d day... So afta getting d adjustment he craved he's still making noise ? Prayers dat lasts 15mins to 30mins.. I'm sure if anyone has asked for dem to stop blocking public roads during their prayers he'll have come out to scream blue murder

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Romance / Re: "I Only Enjoy S*x With My Fiance When Chelsea Looses A Match" - Lady Cries Out by eTECTIVe(m): 9:11am On Mar 19, 2018
Ahmed0336:
Lucky me i don't watch football i rather use that 2 hours to sleep you can call me a weirdo tho grin

Its not a problem, it only becomes a source of concern if U actually spend time watching Big Broda

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Business / Re: Billionaire Otedola Gives Oni Of Ife Handshake & Prostrates To Kano Emir by eTECTIVe(m): 8:55am On Mar 19, 2018
Show me a photo of him giving him a handshake in his palace... Was he suposed to prostrate to him on d table?? He obviously met d Emir in a house while he met with d Oba in a public function nd on a table at dat... Stop looking for what isnt there
Music/Radio / Re: “I Have Several Girlfriends & I Don’t Hide It From Them” – Wizkid by eTECTIVe(m): 7:45am On Mar 19, 2018
Gals don't mind being sidechicks and baby mamas as long as money and fame is involved.. Jus as guys dont mind as long as sex is involved... Nd dis guy is supposed to b a role model to his fellow kids and even some adults abi
Car Talk / Re: Lamborghini Builds 10,000th Huracan After 4yrs.Details Of Its Successor Revealed by eTECTIVe(m): 7:39am On Mar 19, 2018
chid76:
Not one single black

Abeg make we hear word.... With all d blacks here in Africa, how many have we produced? It is an Automobile company, not a racial assembly

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Business / Re: NIBSS: Nigerian Lenders Lost 2 Million Customers In 2 Years by eTECTIVe(m): 7:28am On Mar 19, 2018
If U lost customers dat means d ones U had left which is exactly d case.. Dis whole excuse of fraudulent account owners is becoming stale... Banks and their staffs are/were d main culprits in illicit financial transactions.

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Politics / Re: DSS Nabs Alleged Gunrunners In Benue, Plateau, Taraba by eTECTIVe(m): 7:26am On Mar 19, 2018
Its easy to nab gun runners arming vigilantes, it's easy to ask vigilantes to turn in their weapons and easy to nab groups reprising attacks on d herdsmen but yet no one has asked Miyetti Allah to ask its members to turn in their weapons or hold dem responible for d attacks dey have been carrying out all over. Una wehdone
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: “it Seems Fishy” – Juliet Ibrahim Reacts To Teddy A’s 8% Vote by eTECTIVe(m): 7:21am On Mar 19, 2018
If U don't like d fish, try kpomo or beef.. After all he's been chopping enof kpomo in d house

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya Is Red Hot by eTECTIVe(m): 7:18am On Mar 19, 2018
Red? Yea.. Hot? Mbaa

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