this is the most stupid topic i have seen on nairaland for sometym now, hw cud u say beating Everton FC in goodison park by a 6 goals (wonderfully crafted goal if i must add) a FLUKE, I honestly think we should think before postin certain things, and yes its still ARSENAL IV LIFE , punk!!!!!!!!!!!

Please can anyone [color=#000099]help me with a GOOD TOYOTA / HONDA MECHANIC, [/color]

For all u fraks that said rugged man a rapper have mental problems, he ( rugged man) does not know the first thing bout rap, my question 4 all u freaks is "Do u just Listen to music or just skip tru it" Mode9 dropped naija's 1st eva mixtape and it made so much sense when compared to Rugged mans entire album,

Yeah yeah , he won best rap artist, but ask urself wat was the competition den, next thing is had the monkey ( rugged man) crossed over. My boy's were on MTV and Channel O like crazy.

I just heard Rugged Man's Lullaby, and he calls dat a Diss Song, i seriously appeal to my man Mode not to reply ( BIKO) ,

please those anyone have any idea onhow to browse with a Sony Ericsson P990i, am stuck with mine.

i dont think d team as well as the NFA have learn their lessons from the ANGOLA EXEPERINCE!, we played miserably, wihout any purpose, and i strongly belive the CRANES we robbed!!!!!!!!!!!

my girlfriend uddenly realised that her mom wud be a determining factor in relationship, considering the fact that both our families don't get along so well. she just started pulling away, after professing so much luv initially. what shud i do.

please is this anutha case of e don do me?

j girl i c ur a RED DEVIL i dont u guys have anything 2 say, cos u have bin sexed 2ced by my luvly arsenal team, which goes to show that we have a lot to offer, dis post just calls a spade a spade, our victories over u dis season clearly states we a better team. Don’t eva 4get dat.

Arsenal’s past woes just goes to show that we need a revival, ASAP, only final cup lose to a lowly placed BLACKBURN has jus ended our hope for any silver ware this seaon. Presently we nid a nu crop of EXPERIENCED players, to blend with our youthful stars. MANU has broken that barrier this season and r undoubtedly and unarguably the most organised side this season. All am saying is dat Arsene Wenger shud upgrade our Arsenal Team immediately, cos our chance at the UEFA champions league trophy is reli bleak.

abeg have u done the oral test, wud like 2 knw wat u were asked

i wud b nice if u cud attach a picture, and possibly a price range
thank u

i think a box of chocolate wud do d trick, d sad thing is dat my girl's on call on val's day

Guys,

Read and know that " Jesus is lord "

Rgds,
Myke.
From: Nwankwo Louis
>Subject:
Those who mocked God,
Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting.
Read until the end,

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): " Be not
deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that
shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who
mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American
Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will
disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain Jesus was ok,
but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him"
(1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than
Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of
Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500
votes from his party, not even God would remove him
from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being
made President, then he died

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in
a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT THE TITANIC:
After the construction of the Titanic, a reporter asked him
how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone
he said: "Not even God can
sink it" The result: I think you all know
what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a
show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit
of God had sent him to preach
to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus" A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he
sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all
the way, wow the highway to hell".

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon
Scott was found dead, he
had
been choked by his vomit.


CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick
up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car
and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
"MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE
PROTECT YOU."
She responded: ONLY IF HE (GOD)
TRAVELS IN THE BOOT(trunk),
COZ INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL"
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type
of car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact. The police said there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other
name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have
died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. JESUS!!!
P.S: If it was a joke, you could have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?. I have done my part, Jesus said "If you get embarrassed about me, I will also get embarrassed about you before my father." What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul? What can man give in exchange of is soul? (Mathew 16:26)






Fun, Smiles, Laugh, You U have them?
They are free, good, Pls find them, ++++++

Subject: LIPSTICK
Importance: High


[b]This is frightening! We think we are doing ourselves a favour by
buying the better brands - seems as if cheap is not just cheerful -
it could save your life!!
Lipstick Alert!
If there is a female you care anything about, share this with her. I
did I am also sharing this with the males on my email list because
they need to tell the females THEY care about as well.
Recently a brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from £67
to £9.90. It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.
The Brands which contain lead are:
1. CHRISTIAN DIOR
2. LANCOME
3. CLINIQUE
4. Y.S.L
5. ESTEE LAUDER
6. SHISEIDO
7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK.
The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing
cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L.
lipstick contained the most amount of lead.
Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay longer. If
your lipstick stays longer, it is because of the higher content of
lead.
Here is the test you can do yourself:
1. Put some lipstick on your hand.
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick.
3. If the lipstick color changes to black
then you know the lipstick contains lead.
Please send this information to all your girlfriends, wives and female family members.
This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
Dioxin Carcinogens causes cancer. Especially breast cancer

university of prot harcourt we all knw is d unique 1 amongst the rest

hey my names jimmy went 2 uniport, graduated 4m civil engr. 2003. presentinly servin in ekiti, d place is DEAD will b leavin in january nxt year,cant wait

omo cnn just generally yabbed naija, they actually went on location, and exposed our pooor directing to d whole world,
as for ini edo, d girl resemble houue girl .

well i think for a guy who's not working 2 able 2 hold on 2 relationship with his girlfriend, he shud b a very determined person, cos the truth of te matter is that it's not every one who's
destined 2 work under people,some people hav the gift 2 start of their own bussiness. so if u ask me if a girl c\sees this in her man, shud support d broda, but if ein no get am, make she run

i beliv its italy time 2 attain number 1 status, dey hav worked so hard

now lets c what his fake critics will hav 2 say bout this feat. he is a God

pls hav d tests come and gone if not hw do i apply pls help

thank pls hw and who do i send my cv 4 reviewing
pls can u help me out.