₦airaland Forum

jrerico1:
He need to use toys on her if his dick is too small. But How wide is her hole?

she showed me her middle finger trying to describe the size. she also said it is thing just like the finger. can such size satisfy even the tiniest hole? Am serious about this ooo. if u ar the type that get close to women u will learn by force.

My female friend went to her boyfriend place. while they were making love, she discovered the guys dick was too small and she didn't feel a thing down there. Secondly, the guy doesn't know how to satisfy a woman. She left sad and unsatisfied. to her, she said if it was only to teach him how to satisfy a woman that she would have not been worried. But the dick was small. And there is nothing she can do about that one.
She don't want to hurt the guy bkx he loves her so much. But she can't do without a quality sex. Now she is thinking of quitting but first want my advice.

Jollyjoy:
she need advice you are throwing questions at her.

she told me everything and I said nothing bkx I don't know what to say.

ronald4lif:
The guy might not know what is amiss and that he isn't satisfying in the bedroom. She has to be vocal about it and tell him. A 34years old guy should know better than just jump on sex without proper for*play. He might feel down when she tells him but she still has to inform him, nonetheless.

Sex is very vital in sustaining a relationship and it's better she talk a walk now before it ends up in marriage, thats's if at the end of the day he doesn't improve on his skills.

how about the dick? she siad she couldn't feel a thing when he was down there because it was so small. what do u think she do?

A close female friend of mine called me this afternoon to tell me her ordeal yesterday been sunday.
Plsss, matured advice only. I myself don't know what to advise her on, so I promised her tomorrow that I will give her advice base on the help of my nairaland family.

She said she went to her boyfriend's place yesterday. They have been dating for two months now. One thing led to the other and everything ended up in sex. But she got the shocker of her life which she didn't disclose to her boyfriend. The guy doesn't know nothing about sex. instead of arousing her, he went straight to satisfy himself and left her still boiling with desire. She would have teach him how to satisfy a woman if that was the only problem. But that wasnt. the main problem is that the guys joystick is so little that she didn't feel nothing inside her when he was pumping her with all his strength.
She said she loves the guy and doesnt want to hurt him bkx he is very kind and loves her with his whole heart. But she is the type that loves quality sex so much. She vowed never to cheat on her future husband but if she end up with this guy that vow will be but a mere word. She is 25 and the guy is 34.
She wants to know if she should continue or quit the relationship? If u support any, give also the reason she should.

pearl360:
C'mon that's harsh.

SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.

IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I CAN DO

ronald4lif:
Interesting. It appears Nigerian ladies are becoming more resourceful and bounteous in purchasing gifts for their men. Contrary to the traditional believe that men should be presented with #400 pair of boxers and lux vest on their birthdays. Really nice.

if your girl gives you boxers and singlet as a gift each birthday, u need to upgrade your hygiene lifestyle. Maybe u r the type that is neat outside but dirty inside.

The boyfriend looks like Davido in 15yrs to come

vheMa:
oh boi see fine budget,buh ao sad; it can't come to reality

just dreaming out loud. I kno it wunt come to reality just leave me to dream dreams.

vheMa:
ready For what?

to pound yam, cook rice and stew, take care of our home and children. am waiting.

Sweetheart, I feel your pain. but pls, don't commit suicide for that morons nonsense. I don't know what's wrong with men.

forgive but don't forget. don't retaliate. just don't show him luv again. drag him trough hell and make him miss your luv. make sure he suffer and repent from his did b4 U accept him back. mind u, don't accept him back easily if not he will ho back again.
this advice goes to any lady who's husband can't hold his side. stupid men that make all men look like cheats.

vheMa:
RIP girl
ladies pls let's be more careful about these guys the guy had a bad thing in mind doing,that was why he went along with gun

She said she's no more interested in you,shikena na,what else


Lord pls give me a guy that I can willingly pound yam for,cos nowadays guys deserves nothing more than indomie [size=15]without egg[/size]

whenever u ar ready am waiting.

Bozzax:
Yes.
If you are destined for hell, you will go to hell. As simple as that.

Think of life as a novel, and you as a character. Your script is already written and you will play the part.
You can't do anything about it.

u ar saying now that Adam and eve were destined to sin?

if a girl brake a boys heart your teacher calls that destiney?

if your father slap your mother na Destiny?

if u go steal and got caught na destiny?

if u died in the hands of quake doctors with fake drugs na Destiny?
if it is true that will ar like characters in a novel written by u, then y do we av Mind for thinking and decision taking? y do we av conscience? we ar suppose to b like dummies, like dullbaby. like machines, doing a particular thing like pen for writing. like robots. but we ar man made in the image of God. with mind, brain, heart and soul, no battery to start and remote to control,ok. there is no script. we ar alive. we do what we like and when we like. and we ar responsible for every decision we take. we think before doing anything that is the defference from a character in a novel and reality.

I tire for u. someone here said he is not going into argument with u and so am I.

Bozzax:
Your thread is erroneous in itself.

You can't scare your future husband away. It's destiny and it can't be changed.
If a lady has been destined to marry someone, she will marry the person, no matter what character she exhibits, no matter what she does wrong.

Am sorry for u and those hitting like for u. if u don't know that Destiny can be destroy u better take note. do u know how many destiny ar lying waste in d grave? a lot have kill their destiny with impatient. A boy who was destined to be a banker was stoned to death bkx he was caught while robbing. is that Destiny not killed? we were destined to live in the garden of eden but eve then adam disobeyed and was sent out of eden gardan. is that destiny not died? B careful not to do things that will kill your destiny. If destiny is that easy no body will go to school to become what they want. There will b no need for education. all we will do is just to lazy away till the appointed time, our destiny shows up.

[quote author=Bozzax post=34320787]Your thread is erroneous in itself.

You can't scare your future husband away. It's destiny and it can't be changed.
If a lady has been destined to marry someone, she will marry the person, no matter what character she exhibits, no matter what she does wrong. [/quote

Am sorry for u. if u don't know that Destiny can be destroy u better take note. do u know how many destiny ar lying waste in d grave? a lot have kill their destiny with impatient. A boy who was destined to be a banker was stoned to death bkx he was caught while robbing. is that Destiny not killed? we were destined to live in the garden of eden but eve then adam disobeyed and was sent out of eden gardan. is that destiny not died? B careful not to do things that will kill your destiny. If destiny is that easy no body will go to school to become what they want. There will b no need for education. all we will do is just to lazy away till the appointed time, our destiny shows up.

yomiafolabi:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/3000-sex-workers-arrested-in-abuja-2/

This is a big lie. where and when? 3000 sex workers for where? I live in Abuja and nothing comes and go withiout us first knowing. Do u wish to know me?

The V dat carry this amount of drug will swallow me and I will b born again. I can even hide there for years without been seen.

The V dat carry this amount of drug will swallow me and I will b born again.

Dollyak:
Wtf. This creepy man should be locked away where the sun don't shine. Those children needs help from physchologists and social workers to get over this ordeals.
Nigeria is still way behind in handling these kind of situtations.

Nigeria is far way backward. imagine that a man was caught last two Sundays with a 5y old girl. He was well dealt with and locked up. but the stupid mother of the spoilt girl who I noticed was enjoying the act with the 56y old man for long, went and bailed the man with the excuse that her pastor prophesied that a man will die in her hand, that she don't want it to come to pass.

wristwatch:
To find original beauty is more scarce than virgin

lol. na true talk b that oo bkx there are virgins without manner.

the uncle is a bastard who have distroy many young girls destiny

She said u ain't man enough means she is getting it cheaper from a stronger man.

SkinnyDude:
guy I Don Do Am.. The Only Thing I Get Was Thank U. Thats I Like U. Bla Bla. There Was A Time I Wrote Quiz For Three Girls, Plus Mine. Thats 4 At A Time. I Was Sweating Like Xmas Goat..

God Has Delivered Me. Even In My Dream, I Wont Try It.

Hallelujah! thank God for this testimony. fellow NL, lets pray for this testimony so that our brother will not go back to it again.

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]what _idiot would do an assignment for a lady? [/color]

I know one idiot.

if this the only unforgettable sight u behold then u need the inauguration to be rewind for u. didn't u notice Psquare was disgraced by a soldier while they were singing? they were pushed aside.

wristwatch:
Hahahaha. She has no choice than to form alliance with u so that u wont spoil her market. No matter how big she try to form, one day the skeleton in her cupboard will be reveal to the entire world.

That's y I don't kill myself for them. fake life, even there body and beauty is fake.

bettercreature:
I bet you have never date a Goddess

I wish there is one.

@4. there was this girl that is always changing cloths and shoe as if she owns a boutique. forming big girl and talking to everyone as if her father is Jonathan. catwalking like a penguin as if she owns the road. but the day I caught her fighting with another customer over a shoes in an 'OK' shop, her arrogance died that day. We ar now best of friends. I even found out her parents ar in the village struggling with life while she is here in Abuja seeking for a big fish to cach and devour. They are all the same.

bettercreature:
No! i mean its very easy to take shiit from a sexy lady unlike average ladies,ofcourse if an average lady send me such message,she is a gonner
but its very difficult to dump a sexy lady cos you will find it hard to find a replacement
for example i still have some friends that i suppose to dump but difficult to find big titts lady with big arrse to replace them
that is what i mean

In other word, u ar a learner. I take me no shit and no shit offers itself. they ar all the same, classic, sexy, average, rich they ar all the same. my catapult never fail to pierce that solidified pride filled heart.

ECOTERRORS:
Give them medals with the amnesty please because they deserve it with the Chibok girls still missing

I love u baby bkx u just remind me of my late dad. this is just his exact responds to stupid people like this new clueless governor

Y give amnesty to people who said they are fighting a religion instead of a government? it would av been better if the were fighting the later. If u give his people amnesty then u ar one of them. secondly, all those in prison should also b given amnesty, whatever. Pls My Dear President, don't make me regret my choice. This people deserves nothing than death. bkx death they brought upon others and death shall be theirs.