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My ideal woman

She ment to say women like her ain't gat nothing to do with luv, they concentrate on applying makeups

Slow my crush to be. bear bear or not na my luv

Guy do u use jazz on them? Y is it that any girl u speak to
twise becomes your friend?


This are the questions and many more my guys always ask me. I
have lot of girl friends than boyfriends. And the
relationship though not romantic one but always stronger than
a romantic ones.


I know there are some of u who wish to be like me but can't.
And u think it can't be possible. No, it is possible, just
that you are not getting it right whenever the opportunity
surfaces. And when it does resorface, you still take the
wrong step.


No girl will come to your and ask to be your friend. But they
can use a technique we term GREEN LIGHT.
First let's know what green light is. It can be defined as techniques an opposite sex uses to attract the it counterpart, male or female. it could be winking,smilling at you,laughing at your jokeless jokes, touching u when talking you,greeting you even when its past greeting hour or wen she or he already greeted u b4, buying u gifts and lending a helping hands to either hard or stressless work.

Some dude, when they
get this green light always have one thing in mind, 'meen! No
dulling. She likes me and I have to chop and clean mouth' And
when they try and fail they will call it a FAKE GREEN LIGHT.
No, it wasn't fake. Its just that not every girl wants the
kind of relationship you ar thinking of. Some give you the
green light because they just want to be just a friend, maybe
because you dress fine, you ar always neat, you are cool, you
make her laugh always, or because you are kind to them. Then
you start to have a negative thoughts. Why don't you give her
time to know if the green light is for a romantic
relationship or just for casual friendship, instead of
rushing in and end up been rejected.

There is this new friend I am with now. This girl will laugh
at everything I say,obey my commands,touch and hold me while
laughing,call me sweetheart,Hot,darling, call
me to come eat with her,buy anything she is eating and even bring me food she cooked at her place. If
you are in my shoes I know you will rush in to have your way
with her? You will be foolish if u do that. I know she likes
me, but what type of likeness is that? I have to take time,
steps and patience to decode this likeness. I initiated her
stylishly into a talk about her past relationships, her ideal
man, and I found out I was not fit into her dream man. She only
wanted me close as a friend and I would have foolishly end up sending her away had I not taken the steps to find out her mind.

  Guys let's stop making this common mistakes seeing
them as sex tools instead of human who need to be love and
cherish. See them as a sister and love them as one, only then
will we understand their true need in us. And only then will
they truely love us as we have always dreamed to be loved. who knows, tomorrow she may want to be more than a friend. I will be so glad to be her man kx she truely worth it. she is my dream woman.

this is usually the work of neighbor not devil

xxxoladevoxxx:
Great!!! thats the best part. When do we get Started?

it means u av someone who will fight and die at your side against all them opposite sex.

kilokeys:
if the holy book is correct...

the ds guy has legions of demons to cast out..

he should wash his kini with 7 sponges, 7 soaps and 7up

lastly, 7books of moses

egift:
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Jazzy and queen b

delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.

then u must b an extreme stubborn child.

some girls don de form. if u haven't then u need to, u will enjoy been an African. it is the best way to poo. it will make u relax well and poo excellently, plus fresh air blowing into your puna if u b girl, flies celebrating ontop makes u feel ontop of the world. u will b like, ehhh, my poo is been appreciated! . I de miss village ooo.

some girls don de form. if u haven't then u need to, u will enjoy been an African. it is the best way to poo. it will make u relax well and poo excellently. I de miss village ooo.

Beamborla:
He shouldn't marry the poor girl out of pity only to start cheating on her or maltreating her. He should leave her, biko. We are talking about a life time contract here...

At least he didn't put his signature there. It wound be painful to her but It's for her own Good. Some other cool dude would come along eventually.

some other cool innocent guy who has never bleep b4 will come and eat the crust another man remained. girls close your legs but they wunt listen let alone of hearing. now look at it now. she will soon b dump for, who knows if it will b me? I wunt stop saying this, contract marriage all the way.that is if your puna still tight ooo.

asdfjklhaha:
U give them sex, the wuld say you're cheap, talk about how de slept wit u to their friends and won't respect u.
U don't giv them sex, they wuld say you don't lov them or care about their feelings.
What do guys want, why do so many men in their early, middle and late 30s still behave like teenagers?
Tell ur cousin dat he's a heartless bast.ard.

seconded.

vjsmiles:
if she doesnt spread her pineapple now she is not a sex material but now she has endured your throbbing pencil she is now "not a wife material"...
tell your cousin that he is not a" human being "material

no offe?nse

u de craze for making me laff there by breaking my vow. I can't stop laffing. thanks sha, its bn a while.

God is the best thing that ever happens to a man. sex is the greatest deceiving tool of devil. fear HIV my brother. the babe fit carry d thing d look for someone to die with. now u r scared.

God is the best thing that ever happens to a man. sex is the greatest deceiving tool of devil. fear HIV my brother. the babe fit carry d thing d look for someone to die with.

He described the use of umbrella within the community
as an affront to the deity as he told the story of how the
community’s legendary early settler divided the Ogun
River with his staff, similar to the Bible’s account of how
Moses parted the Red Sea to rescue thousands of Jews
from slavery and oppression in Egypt, famously known
today as The Exodus.


so na for Nigeria exodus happened oyibo come de claim our story. God punish them.

bkx they have lost the original gospel.

I av seen it. but if it was a real life soldier in a real war, then sorry for him kx his head and leg will b a mashed potato

was his p removed also? I av strain my eyes trying to locate the p. someone should help oo

DuchessLily:
Table don turn be dat..

But I don't support dat we babes should take DAT step, no matter how BOLD or REAL anyone thinks d babes who do dat are, its just not proper

Naija guys especially would take her for granted

If there is any disagreement in d relationship, I naija guy might say. " after all I didnt or never came 4 u, u did

Biblically, it is he DAT findeth a wife....., not she DAT findeth a husband

speaking of taking her for granted, what ar u girl doing to us?
is it now too much for us to form small like u girls do form for us?
Well, that been asked, am glad u know u guys av been taken us for granted that is y u ar afraid to b paid in your own coin. since u know the pay we feel to bear your silly formings y not change now b4 God decides to give us freedom.

[quote author=Vivly post=31384272]See as Flavor just ruined this girl.[/quote

pls what ar u saying? who ruined who here?
was she raped? she willingly gave him the key to unlock and he did it perfectly.
stop blaming an innocent man.

Yx if she truely luv me

SEVEN PROVEN STEPS TO TURNING ANY MAN INTO AN ATM MACHINE.

Beverlyjean:
Good day nairalanders , am new on this forum and I actually registered here so that I can get a credible and mature solution to my lingering emotional and relationship problem.

It goes like this; I have a bf that I have been dating for a year now and he is a very wonderful Person, he is my first love and I really love him so much because he gives me a different kind of feeling that I have never felt before , but my dilemma is that I met another guy a month after I accepted to date my bf , we were normal friends for the first one month though I never told him I had a bf until he surprisingly made his intentions known to me . This other guy has been an angel in my life and we started hanging out frequently due to my bf not being around because he traveled out of the country , this other guy has been the most loving and caring guy that I have ever met, he is always there for me and showers me with so much care love and time . He then introduced me to my introduced me to his family ( his mum and dad inclusive) and they loved me at an instant and started welcoming me and calling me their daughter . Now this other guy is 30 while I turned 21 in December and my guy is 23 . This other guy has a great job and ready to settle but his not rushing me saying that he will wait till I am ready . The problem is that I don't have the type of love he wants me to have for him , the thing is that I love my bf so much and I am not ready to let him go . My bf missed my graduation , my birthday and Val's because he had some pressing issues though he sent me my gifts through mail but the other guy was there for me , came for my grad at gwagwalada, took me to a lovely restaurant on my bday and surprised me with a lovely gift and also spent time with me on Val's day and it was so lovely. My bf is around but I see him only 3 times a month and I don't complain but this other guy sees me like 4 times a week .

I have been in a romantic relationship with the new guy although we have done something's apart from direct sex because I am a virgin . This other guy has sacrificed a lot for me but I wanna let him go because he really want me to leave my bf and stay permanently with him , but I love my bf so much and my feeling for him is not strong . He said the reason why I don't love him is because my heart is somewhere else and the moment I leave my bf , I will start loving him as long as I concentrate solely with him.

He also said that even if I leave him and my bf should later find out what I did with him , that my bf will dump me , if not now but later and I will loose the opportunity of everlasting happiness with him ( the other guy)

I care a lot about the other guy and I have feelings for him but I love my bf a lot , even though he loves me more that my bf does.

The other guy also said my bf is still young and might disappoint me in the future . I believe my bf will not because I can guarantee that he is not cheating on me and will not .

The following are the questions that keep on giving me sleepless nights :

1. Will my bf dump me if he eventually finds out bout what I did with the other guy.
2 . Will my bf or me fall out of love as we grow due to the age
3. Am I sure that he is not cheating on me or later leave me for someone else
4. Should I loose my virginity to him to prove my love
5. Will I find another lovin guy like the other guy later in life if my guy leaves me
6 . Will I leave to regret leaving the other guy
7 . Should I follow my heart or head because my heart says my bf but my head says the other guy
8. Will I fall inlove with the other guy if I stop seeing my bf?

Please help me with very mature answers because this will play a vital role in my life in the future .

Ladies that have experienced this come forth and guys that understand the way guys reason should help out pleaseeeee , because am still a novice when it comes to relationship issues. Thank you

I think following your head is the best bkx u already have bn following it by doing somethings with the other guy. How can u claim to luv your boyfriend yet b doing things with someone else? Honestly, girls I don't know wot is wrong with u guys. it is eithet u r water or melon not watermelon.

ireneony:
when they buy a car

when they pay your school fees

when they give you salary every month

wen after doing all these things for u only for u to desert him for another man after NTSC

Redoil:
Wonderful and beautiful

with no light

aristocrazzy:
But that's not the issue. In a society where all eyes are on making money, what do you expect from the girls that are hustling with their body. Just leave them like that. Go and hustle your own way.

Not all women who displays their asset does so for the sake of money. Some do so in the name of to look beautiful and attractive, Some bkx they see others doing so, and some do so to become popular online, like maheeda and co. It is my first turn off. they ar just showing me wot I need o suffer and c on a platter of gold. y worry myself yet to c and do wot I av already c? they ar just helping me 1 to make the right choose on which girl is sane and which is insane
2 to know a responsible girl from the bad ass
3 to help me curb my urge for sex since I can't sleep with a public facility. thanks to them sha.

BKX U R WORRIED TO GET ONE

abdulkayus:
Kudos to u guy, u hav a mature and responsible mind. If its another guy now, he will misuse it thinking he is enjoying. We need more people like u in the society that can differentiate between good and bad

Thanks for appreciating me for that. It gladdens my heart that what I did some years back is been appreciated today and I promise never to stop doing that wish is good in the sight of man an God.

shadowgwalker:
that's a nice one you did.

Thanks bro. I just learnt that some good things we do without been appriciated will be appreciated no matter how long it takes.Jah bless.

chibic:
my guy na so dem dey pretend all the time.dem go even dey do guy with sex as na only men need am but when their boyfriends/husbands are not around for a few weeks,that's when you'll know that they can't do without sex.wonder why a woman with class and richies will sleep with her driver or gateman? That's because the husband is not around.and leaving your woman for weeks/months due to the nature of your job means leaving her to sleep with other men.you can't trust them when there is distance between the both of you.I remember when a very close friend of mine was travelling to warri always trying to seetle some dispute.his babe was always in my place.the looks in her eyes were something else.I mean she'll literally be on the same couch with me and when the guy calls,she'll lie that she's in her room because the guy told her to stop visiting me at night always.the guy already knew she do come to my place cos of loneliness but if not for self control and the fact that that she's my friend's girl,I for enter o! I only thought about the effect it will have on my 5yrs friendship with the guy and I controlled myself.we were already talking dirty and sex..her body,boobs etc and she was enjoying it to the extent she asked me to tell her how I feel about her.her boyfriend is 10times richer than me and he last upto an hour(with enhancement sha) during sex.yet the babe wan cheat on him because he wasn't around momentarilly.
My brother's wife to be is serving now and I'm sure another guy will be screwing her over there.

That is women for us oo. That is y I ain't head over heel about them. Thanks for sharing sha