₦airaland Forum

CanadianBigBoy:
I am not a humble guy. Never been, and will never be one. I'm a big boy sweetie pie.

PH and ABJ was the bomb during christmas. I satisfied my physiological predilections - tons of babes hurtling towards my direction, and whooping swinging juicy A.S.Ses in my bedroom in PH and in my hotel room in ABJ, was the real deal.

Damn, it was so much fun.

To all of you losers out there bashing me, my compassion for you all. If you achieve what I have achieved in just 29 years on earth, I wonder how you can be humble. I'M LEAVING THE DREAM foolssssss!!!!

Enjoy your life guy. no course for insult ok.

Children grow up. war ain't good at all. where will you run to wen it starts? wen bullets and mutters starts flying past above your heads, wen u starts seeing dead bodies, displaced children and women, starve for two weeks with your head bigger than the rest of your body, wen you start hearing cries of the wounded, dead bodies of a bullet ridden boy soldiers, u will wish u were just having a nightmare only for a bullet to struck your right palm to remind u of the time u were all boasting and calling for war. somethings are easier said than done. I experienced one in a dream and prayed never to have such dream again. love bears more fruits than hatred. we lost a lot at the civil war. Let's try love and recover all.

dudefinest20:
Please Nairaland peeps..f someone says 'We all have that one Oru... in our lives... I won't name names' what do you think the person mean?

it mean we all have a weak point in our lives.

switzan:
This got me laughing. But seriously, u will know when a girl loves u.

Ok ooo. Thanks. I will always be observant.

darediamond:
No, the trick to getting successfull when approaching a "typical Nigerian girl" is softening her up with a genuine smile from distance first.
Even if your face no fine, e no mata cause all these ladies you see are full of Shakara which they want a man to doctored for them oo.
Just do it, courgeously look intothe eye balls of a lady and smile at her sexily and see what how she will start to behave next.
Women, highly complex but interesting to understand.

Honxtly, u r on point. I av tried it severaly and it worked. They become shy for a moment.

[quote author=switzan post=32274442][/quote]then tell me what a broke guy should do to appeal to the true luv in u? U herds are just confused and making things difficult for us, blaming us again when everything fails. Girl should change ooo or buharis tenure will catch up with u all. jail them jailthem jail them. sai nana.

Girls have no rules but one, make money and they will follow.

Redoil:
All thanks to gej the hero of our time who in all honesty and humilty chose not to rig the election as it was been done by OBJ and tinubu so that nigeria will not divide. Yet the gworo chewing master and their perpetual slaves still voted him out. Cramjones ur gurlfriend berem has deactivated her account what about you old troll

Honestly I don't like your comment. y call other tribes gworo chewer and their slaves? Ar we not supposed to be in peace and harmony to one another? Your type ar those who bring shame to our belove tribe and breed hatred that leads to war. pls, stop the hating. we ar one.

Tholuwaniey:
Your English and grammatical blunders has summed up all that needs to be known about you... Where did you school??. I know its one of those spurious and substandard nursery school your bereft statesman left you guys.... Adult education is not late bro... Loool

How far has your English taken u? To paradise? Don't derail from the bone of contention. Even with the little I know u can never beat me anywhere.

Tholuwaniey:
I couldn't waste my time reading ethnically and tribalistic reply you wrote... You're not getting the point are you?.. Your failed statesman can be kept in power .. He failed woefully and glaringly... It was an imminent and unavoidable defeat.. Do you thing Sw wouldn't have voted for him if he had performed in his role better?.. He's being pushed around like a toddler with no backbone and here you're sulking about his defeat... Just live up with it.. Jonathan failed!.. Let's see what GMB is up to and shut up your tribalistic and nepotistic mind n mouth!... Tribal extremists!!!.... I detest them!!

If u av used the brain u got from your parents effort to train u in school, u would av found out that am not being what u said I am. I merely ask for ibid to be left alone. I surportsed buhari at the beginning and now that he won u ar trying to push me aside by referring to the whole ibid. am I not part of it? But I was among those that voted for apc. is that not risk enough to proove the need of change? yes we won, but don't talk about my place like that and tell me I am being tribalistic or I will accept the saying that u guys ar betrayers bkx that is what u r doing here now. Don't tell me I voted to be jilted.

harde2lah:
You (yeeboes) ruined Gej's government, you hijacked his government and made him (Gej) see Yorubas as enemy even though they were the one who fought hard for his presidency, but you greedy, hateful and vendetta-seeking yeeboes played a smart one and claimed credit. You reaped where you did not sow. Your leaders in the SE called APC a "Yoruba party" and "Amala and Ewedu Party" even in the presence of Gej.

Now Buhari/Osinbajo has won and Ohaneze as usual (AGIP) has issued a congratulatory message. You cannot reap what you did not sow. As far as politics in Nigeria is concerned, you're as irrelevant as the k in "knife" and very inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. The earlier you start learning how to play the role of the opposition, the better for you.

I don't understand congratulatery message as trying to rip from where u don't sow. yesterday after jona sent his congratulatory message someone from this same nairaland asked when ohaneze will send theirs. pls, let's stop reading another meaning to everything. let's stop this hate and look unto a brighter future. We are not brothers to fight and kill each other but brothers to fight and die for one another. one love pls. This change is too early to be destroyed with quarrel. those vote apc got from ss and se where from apc members in those regions. This is to tell u that even in those areas ppl still need change. you can't wipe a family bkx one person from the family is your enemy, your dauthers best friend may be one of the family.

Tholuwaniey:
Tribalism has eaten deep into your lives... Smh.. This isn't about sw or ss or nw... Its about one Nigeria... You Igbo are just ethnically oriented!. And too hungry for power...


Ogun will fire anyone that quote me

if your ogun will leave a criminal and fire innocent I think it needs a mental doctor. Incase u don't c any doctor for gods feed him with palm oil and fowl blood, it truely need it.
back to the matter, how how do u know that the poster is an ibo man? ar u also a gods that can't c well? u also need palm oil and ant blood in your life. leave ibo alone. we ar part of Nigeria. unless u r thinking of sending us parking. no be we say make God bless us with loads of blessings. Aturu mpki muru.

There is always a joy when a new president takes office.
but after some years without seeing money shared from
house to house, we start to hate and talk. Then when his
tenure expires we start crucifing him for not doing the
needful. That was the case of Jonah. even those
supporting him b4 this election ar now his enemies bkx
he didn't rig and win. He gave us a free and fair election
just to avoid bloodshed. that alone should earn him
respect. but we are talking more shitts upon shits about
how he is afraid of kirikiri. soon when we wait like 3yrs
without seeing any change after dipping hand into the
pocket, we will start talking about baba too forgetting that
the change will be seen in infrastructure and many more
projects to develop the country. I am not of any party but
just an observer who has vow never to have anything to
do with politics bkx it is never transparent. I will keep
observing and will raise this again after four years. Our
problem is that we expect more than what our leaders can
offer and miss to notice a best leader. This earth can
never be perfect until the appointed time when a Devine
power will reign. I know jona has some shortcomings, so
shall buhari and many other leaders to come bkx they ar
but flesh. Never expect perfection out of an imperfect
being.

There is always a joy when a new president takes office. but after some years without seeing money shared from house to house, we start to hate and talk. Then when his tenure expires we start crucifing him for not doing the needful. That was the case of Jonah. even those supporting him b4 this erection ar now his enemies bkx he didn't rig and win. He gave us a free and fair election just to avoid bloodshed. that alone should earn him respect. but we are talking more shitts upon shits about how he is afraid of kirikiri. soon when we wait like 3yrs without seeing any change after dipping hand into the pocket, we will start talking about baba too forgetting that the change will be seen in infrastructure and many more projects to develop the country. I am not of any party but just an observer who has vow never to have anything to do with politics bkx it is never transparent. I will keep observing and will raise this again after four years. Our problem is that we expect more than what our leaders can offer and miss to notice a best leader. This earth can never be perfect until the appointed time when a Devine power will reign. I know jona has a shortcomings, so shall buhari and any other leaders to come bkx they ar but flesh. Never expect perfection out of an imperfect being.

chipmunkey:
The fear of Kirikiri is the beginning of wisdom.

make una forget that kirikiri stuffs

Houseofglam7:
No na

ok ooo. just be my luv not rub, essential balm, and I will make u happy.

Houseofglam7:
We just wanna be happy......is that too much to ask?

Hope u r not asking for happiness at the expense of ours?

jaykaylegend:
Umbrella and broom

claff for yoursep joor

Anyone needing change should ask the driver incase the conductor don't have any.

Babyboy1986:
Airforce1 where u dey oo

I feel so sorry 4 u say till today u never even drop any single talkless of album

He will do so after the erection.

skywalker888:
Etetjake and Origin 101

U just loss a beautiful boi like me.

izsmike:
GEJ AND GMB then if it's females patience and aisha

200 marks for u jare

youmour:
I aint never getting married

welcome onboard

thexzy:
you don't have to proclaim this negative confession of not going to married with your mouth bro....atleast we still have some decent ones outside there

Until I c them

If a woman gives birth to a set of twins on the election day, what will be the names of the babies?

since u took her out I suggest she is trying to take u in.

Where ar those that don't believe there ar spiritual powers on earth? where the son of Lucifer?

Hope u enjoyed the touching body? she shouted rape bkx the thing don cost.

[quote author=234GT post=31495803]OP, you need deliverance.
Why? Because, I don't see reasons why the girl should get too close and friendly to you and you don't fit into her kind of man. The lady is confused and you need deliverance.
Your being around her will scare away responsible men from her, and the same thing applied to you.
Please see TB Joshua or Gurumaraji!
You are just wasting your time with that girl oga ade.[/qu

I have heard some pregnant women talking about how foolish men are. Even under their condition men still still chase after them. What pleasure will they get sleeping with someone's pregnant wife?
She still get her tosters everytime kx she so beautiful.

jboy73:
Please explain red and yellow light

that will be a topic for another time.

Rexhenrex:
what is this green light av been hearing about,is it a movie? Cc:Mr cock come and explain pls

lol. guy mind yourself hope. y u de make me laugh?
No b blue film na green light,fellow rooster.

Blebleswag:
Seriously, u hav said it all. Dunno y some guys hav d mindset dat cos some girls re close n always plays wit dem tinks dey wnt to "fvck dem"
And some guys still wil not learn or take corrections 4rm dis.

That is men for u. some will read and wunt understand, some will read and continue drinking kunu. I am still waiting for others reaction.