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The one at the left will b arrogant. I can sense that from d first pix. the one on black looks like corrosive Belo himself.

Mekybliss:
That guy is materialistic. Please tell him to refund the sex

U gave me I gave u. it please me it please u. nothing more nothing less. As for my properties, u gave nothing in return for it. u gave me sex and I gave u sex too. sex cancels sex. if u want me to pay for the sex then : #500 * 50= 5000. Sex workers are paid #500 in our area. can 5000 buy a house or furnish one?

Mekybliss:
That guy is materialistic. Please tell him to refund the sex

U gave me I gave u. it please me it please u. nothing more nothing less. As for my properties, u gave nothing in return for it. u gave me sex and I gave u sex too. sex cancels sex.

Wetin strong TOTO do again? make una leave my angel alone.

abolyem:
But what make manuka honey better than raw original honey?

A NEW WAY TO ADVERTISE MANUKA Hot.

Thank God plays like this don't exist no more. This play where mama and papa de have real sex. and if u catch d so called mama and papa u will threaten to disclose the atrocity if u ar not allowed to do just one mouth.

EricRichie:
Lol you're safe, no need to worry..
EricRichie

thanks Mr terrorist. lol.

In 2008, I promised myself that if no girl accept me for who I am, my present state b4 the juice starts coming then I will become a name that any of them that crose me will live to regret ever meeting. Sometimes u girls don't know u are the reason guys becomes bad. U treat us like poo and turn us into beast. An when we ar with the control knob we do things we swore never to do. if u don't luv me now is it when am well to do that u will luv me? Sorry for your sorry ass.

netsurf:
There are just too many instances...pls read the first post again.

It may be strange to you but imagine a situation in which the man has no say in any descision on any subject...she always have her way...anything less, she complains endlessly.

is she the bread winner?

I use to wish to be even more than him just to help the single ladies who's hope has bn dashed.

Jesusloveyou:
chai,gej has better ur life with d way he ruin d economy,to d extent of borrowing money to pay workers,all those missing money would have be enof to pay workers now.

No friend. non of them has any of me. as deaf and stubborn as I am the only thing I learnt from my father is never to trust a politician but to luv my country with my life. What am against is anyone insulting the president of my country. I can kill to protect the pride of my nation.

MzzTega:
Withdraw from her for a while. If she is interested in you she'll come around

Thanks dear. my problem is that I will know what to do but wunt do it except someone tells me it is right to do it. I will do just as u said.

Orijin101:
Ok, all what my oga at the top(tosyne2much) listed up there are true and I've experienced all but as you all know, orijin101 can never be a mumu:

1 Extortion Exercise: Rachael has always been trying this with me but i kept sending her already used recharge charges until she finally let me have peace.

2 Be The First To Message Me: After i wooed Shade, she tried that nonsense with me, but you know what i did? i went to my pman's wardrobe and stole some bounds of cash then i snapped a selfie with it and uploaded it, i received more than 297messages that night from Shade alone but i never replied her.

3 Registars A Slap On His Face: Chidinma tried this with me in the year 2010, but guess what. . . she is still on Coma as I'm typing.

4 Act Rudely: Halima will never try this with me in her life anymore coz the last time she tried it, more than 99 muscular guys explored her pvssy that day.

5 Looking At You With Hatred: One of Nneka's eyes was replaced with a cow own the day she tried it with me.

6 They Will Tell You They Want Celibacy: Tolu, how far na? i only got her drunk with 3bottles of orijin that night then i realized that more than 785d!cks has passed through her promiseland.

7 Over-Pampering: Infact! i pampered rokiatuu up to the stage that i started buying her Pampers, shebi na she want pampering.

8 Hard To Get Syndrome: Nkechi that was forming hard to get for me, the mumu is now married to one brother vulcanizer that pretended to be dangote's son.

9 Turn You Down And Yet Running After You: Even the last time i went for a Marathon race for my church, Folake was right behind me but i bone like say i no see am sef.

10 They Complain About Their Phones: I had to buy a case of BB Porsche and fill it with fufu for Blessing and pretended as if that waz how it waz being sold to me at Jumia.

NB: If you believe all the lies i typed up there, then you are on your own (O.Y.O)

787 immigrants pass through her border without visa.

MzzTega:
Nice one! Used to be guilty of No.2 but not anymore

There is this girl I love that is doing that to me now. what do u suggest I do to her? I am not talking about lust but love.

TrishaP:
Ok be honest and realistic, A girl you like so much decided to invite you to her house and you bump into such and even worse, what would be running through your mind?

There is always a second chance. he might be better in other ways. I mean, that culd b the only problem with him which u can change. there lots who ar so clean but may be the one to kill u with unfaithfulness. He also might be testing u like my sister in 6 stories above said.

EricRichie:
Simple! Help him clean the house.. .

It's cuz of stupid questions like this that I bomb people

Shakau, u don join nairaland? I hope sey I av nothing to fear from u? b4 u go suicide bomb this place alert me first.

Jesusloveyou:
are u with ur sense?expect u to rain curse on gej now,for his failure,stealing all our resource,which he can't even pay workers,more than 30tr naira just disappear,$67b national debt,foreign reserve disappear,excess crude and swf acc disappear,more than $50b from nnpc is stil missing,wil all this money not be enof to pay workers and construct new nigeria to be like dubai?buhari is already better than ur corrupt gej that were not impeach in 6yrs,even if buhari did not do any work,but our 1naira wil not miss.sai buhari

Even if buhari did no work and our #1 did not miss got me laffing. Bros abi sis, we v got banks to look after our money. His work is not to guide the money but to use it for the betterment of this great nation.

SAMBARRY:
Why you dense like this


if I sell your brain e no go worth more than one hundred and fifty naira.



guy talent and hardwork dey get location barrier?

Thanks for your contribution in form of insult.

cococandy:
you can still make music abroad.
In fact when you get back like tiwa them and banky, your music will sell well.

Thanks for the advice and encouragement.

raumdeuter:
Shey the abroad na Togo?

I grow up in cotonu. I was in Cameroon in 2011 and 2012. I have people in Togo. if that is the abroad am talking of I wunt be here seeking for advice. pls say something reasonable. thanks.

elantraceey:
Do unreleased songs get outdated? i don't think so, if they are your songs and they are good they'll sell anytime you release them and moreover you can get ways to make it better out there. No music(circular) makes it in this country with money and 'fathers'.

thanks dear.

elantraceey:
How does going abroad make you lose your destiny?


when you can go work and start your career there??

For example. if I was d one that composed shoki and travel abroad to stay like 5yrs. Do u think the shoki will make wave as it did now. For me, I don't think it will because it will become outdated, like old school song. And I have about 4 tracks of this trending songs. Am just afraid it will become old school b4 I come back.

Need advice here pls.
I am an upcoming artist with good songs. I believe I av the talent. Even my friends always advice me to hit the studio. But the problem here is money. And my brothers that wants to help said they wants to send me abroad to work. I don't want to lose my destiny.
please brothers and sisters, I need your advices here.
thanks in advance.

I will ask how He came into existence.

Sometimes I wonder who among God and pastors is truely God.

lagmostkuit:
We didn't help u d day u fuvked her, now u want us 2 help u clear ur conscience...




Shoro Niyen?

Na u de even mind the guy. me de here de die of kungi, him do him no call me. now him want advice. advice my foot.

this man na phone technician him be. na phone u de repair.

SammyHoe:
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FOUR MAJOR REASONS WHY JONATHAN ACCEPTED DEFEAT EASILY


No Civilian President would have done lesser than what Jonathan does(Accepting defeat). All the other presidents who stuck to power in the past have military background, so Jona hasn't done anything spectacular and I don't think he has made any history contrary to the songs many people here are singing.

Now here are my reasons for saying he hasn't made any history:


1. There are international observers everywhere and any nonsense will get him Gbagboed into International prison because they have declared the election as FREE AND FAIR. Remember Charles Taylor, Laurent Gbagbo and Gaddafi. They are all soldiers who are not scared a bit of prison or death, that's why they never stopped fighting. But for GEJ, he is not strong; a civillian like you and I, not ready to languish in prison. Obama himself made allusion to Nigeria election a day before it held, so that is enough to send some sensation of fear into the spine of any African president who has no military background. Jona himself has been made to sign peace treaty twice and also interviewed internationally and made to vow that their would be a credible election.


2. The earlier he agrees with Buhari, the better for him because no matter what he does, BUHARI is ready to suck him dry of the national wealth he has amassed for himself over the years and possibly dump him in prison. You will remember his wife shouting that she wasn't ready to feed her husband in prison. Jonathan is not a strong person at heart, so you should expect him to be scared of prison, unlike the likes of Buhari, Obj and other military converts.
So, calling Buhari on phone isn't a big deal at all, since that would be the last appeal he could do so that his punishment could be lessened. With this, by the time Buhari start crying out loud that Jonathan has done this and that, we the gullible Nigerians will start calling Buhari a wicked man and saying "upon how Jona called this man on phone, yet he is still exposing him that way." That is what we call APPEAL TO PITY(Fallacy)

3. With JEGA's intellectually calm and astute response to Mr Odubebe's bei bei bei, the whole world has already judged the man as a very shrewd and unbiased man, so I don't see any court case or rejection of the election result standing at all. Surely, Jega will defend himself and win in all cases. Also, everyone knows that Jona would have made many advances to Jega in attempts to bribe him; surely JEGA will reveal those advances in court and the story would be 'no story at all.'

4. Jona had to act this way(you all know he is a Nollywood actor) just to buy the apathy of many gullible Nigerians (especially the 'prophet says' and the 'Jona is a gentleman' type). He hasn't done anything well for the past six years, so by gently walking away, he wants to use that to gain last-minute popularity. Well, good luck to him but I ain't buying his ideas.[/b]

U r on your own. I wil come back with an African president who after he lost to come back for a second term delayed the election result for a month and when it finally came out he won. how did that happen if not rigging? What did Obama did? don't worry, I will qoate u again with his name and country.

Oh God! y ar u giving blessing to those who don't need it? This is what I av bn fasting for, y is it bn delayed? Bros op, u wunt know the value of what u av until u loss it.

MEILYN:
Give me a link to the song. If it is nice as you have said, then I will help your friend to promote the song. My Cousin has a record label and trust me when I say I don't want to tell you the name of the label.

Pirate alert

No one, I said no one persuaded the president to admit defeat. b4 even campaign, he said he was not desperate for power and that his ambition is not worth the blood of any citizen. This man no het talk but to discredit a man of honour.

okoloikenna:
When I look at the way people see politics and power in this part of d world I jus wonder if dem knw say dem go still die at 120years leave all d wealth and ans 4 how they spent there life
Wat ans will the men behind d's tragedy gv God as the reason fr such crime against Humanity

Well somethings are left only for God to judge

MAY DIA SOULS AND D SOULS OF D INNOCENT NAIROBI STUDENTS REST IN PEACE....

People think they are only on earth to makemoney,dine and wine then die and just escape their sins.