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etimetiefe:
I will forgive her for all the things she did right, and not because of the one thing she did wrong ** thats pure love**

greyce post=4388very sure u did crazy stuffs as a kid, you're just being too shy 2 admit it3484:
lol...did we grow up together

greyce:
I was an innocent little girl.I did no silly thing

Moblord:
So is 50 candidates per state after the entrance exam

ba7man:
(1) I climbed a tree in my backyard to a branch that leaned over the fence with broken glass on it into the next compound and jumped down (it was quite high, could have broken a leg) to go eat whatever their house help prepared............... I simply could have walked out of my door and gone to the house to knock on the door, rather than risk my life.

(2) I had a fascination with holes..... till I found one and stuck a metal fork into it. I received the electrocution of my life...... I couldn't even cry, went straight to bed.

(3) Told our Ghanian lesson teacher that our parents have instructed him to allow us do lessons in the living room..... so we leave the tv on to watch voltron, super Ted, g force etc during lessons............. till mumsi came back unexpectedly early......... see flogging.

(4) Then I also remember going to school and playing so hard that when I get home and I'm asked..... "Where are your shoes? "......... I'd be like........

baebae:
1. stole meat from the pot

2. beat up a class mate

3. got caught stealing meat from the pot

4. mixed Gulder Star Guinness and palm wine and drank it.. you should know the rest

5. gave my granddad water with left hand **chai!! I suffer that day*

6. would hide plates when it was my turn to wash them but they would magically appear during another person's turn

7. always trick my little sibling into taking all the beans while I eat only dodo

8. pretended to be sick so my mum would force me to eat then I would be like I just feel like going to Mr Biggs ** coughs*

9. we went to church one day so the pastor prayed for me so I pretended to fall under anointing so that I will not fall his hand .

10. this one was done by my little cousin .. one day her and her mother went to the market and a bike man was like ' fine girl e be like say na you I go marry oh' and the girl was like ' you are not even up to my mummy's handbag' I laugh tire that day .. indomie generation kids sha

vipez:
MAHN!

1. did up/down with shola at the back of the main door

2. broke ceiling because of jollof rice (not intentional tho)

3. hid at the back of two sitter chair in the sitting room after dressing for school (didn't do my business studies assignment )

4. asked my dada to gv me 50 box, I wanna go to game house (the mahn beat me like )

93damsel:
;DPlugging heater inside water and dipping my hand inside to check if it's hot, all was black afterward ;DPlugging heater inside water and dipping my hand inside to check if it's hot, all was black afterward

cicc2010:
You need jah

Ibroboss:
(1) Buying Cigarettes and igbo paper for the igbo seller in my hood at age 7 and smoked the hell out of myself only to find out that i slept on the dinning table that night till the following morning(saturday)
(2) Betting on dice throwing,I started with #5 and ended up going home with #525,I love betting a lot...
(3) F++gering my age mate at age 8 at the back of my house,we later got caught by my cousin...wasn't funny
(4) Watching porn disk 200 in 1 and 158 in 1 from 12a.m till dawn,I slept off and guess who woke me up in the morning? My DAD...wasn't funny
(5) Alot can't reminisce

KashyBaby:
I'm so guilty with so many craziest things I ever did when I was a kid..

etimetiefe:
399 is too low oooo.... I actually scored 450.... Mtcheeww... Dat sh*t was photoshoped... Op u ain't serious ooooo

Hawlahscho:
Seems they they just marked "anyhow" or they just dashed out marks as they like.
I was not expecting anything less than 70 in maths and English but I was given or I got 58 and 56 respectively.
I didn't read one question among the chemistry questions, I just picked at random because I was having 11 minutes remaining when I started chemistry, I got 47 in chemistry. imagine.

I dont even know how possible that is, maybe JAMB is just fooling us ni. I'm above 200 though.