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Wow 2 ftc in just 1 just one day since 2O13...
Wanna dedicate this to God for 'fireing' introvert and freemanam, so as for them to lemme make ftc












Abg who get weed?

Abg u get weed?

Yes

Crying

Cool innovation

Freemanam

Go tell soundcity

Just shut up and fÜck anything fÛckable

Adeyeancah:
.

Is dat ur mum?

Adeyeancah:
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Is dat ur mum?

I pray o

Lalasticlala

Cool

Shoro niyen

E try,

No... Its a nis

Tryna summarise

Abeg who get weed?



Na zoo I day see there na

K

1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend

I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles
Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to
have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You
just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they
should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don’t Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this..
The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because her
bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude…
Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the
pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church
approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct
him
to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style
hard oooo .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform
her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct
her
toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor)
condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged
them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party
will be
present, else they should not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having
s*x with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on
a visit when he’s alone
at home because he believes it should be the best measures
taken to curb s*x before marriage. This is most likely to go
through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since s*x is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it
will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the
moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression
when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of
salvation. It takes a
personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry.
Therefore, preaching against it will not
enter the head of our ladies

8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies
don’t believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no
Bible verse describing how a man or a woman’s garment
looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
No weavon, no make-up, no
lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to
such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their
beauty

10. Don’t Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born
Again
Let’s not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men
who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it
won’t be easy & it might take them eternity searching born
again dudes

Hahahahaha... Kpekus hunter

Freemanan:
Hmmm. You dey find ban

D one wen dem first do neva reach dem

Fatality




Phyno can like to follow small children... Jst imagine will phyn and wizkid be chilling if not for money??
As that's not enough he even went singing with that small amarachi... Well after aboki na igbo day top for people wen nor get sense

K

Tot0 dick eh

Freemanan:
This Benin boy you dey talk true?
Oya who be witness?

Ishilove

Freemanan:
LIE GO KILL YOU...

Y u day reason like dat na... I swear

omo this thing good. We just day inside church today, though na one kpako mountain of fire church buh people plenty wella. As the sermon jst day go on, one naked madman just run enter church. Although I first know the man but he just newly upgrade he craze recently. So nazo our usher just shout for the man, dem carry plastic chair take day pursue am comot for inside church. Mean while our pastor just day laff.. So nairalanders una think say this thing good? To me sha I be think say the man come for deliverance b4, but dem just bounce am

Who get weed abg?

Tallesty1:
It high time you bought new glasses, your eyesight is dam bad.

See am for front of ur house

Great achievement



Modified:

Gezuz, for 3years wen I don take enter nairaland, na 2dy I come make ftc. God is rilli a sharefull giver

I dedicate dix victory to my man who neva gav up on me @ freemanam and the mod that ban me for 4 months.. U guys rilli boosted my morale


















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