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Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by Etosha: 12:29pm On Mar 30
ddippset:
A man's funeral planned right before his very eyes!

Could anything else be more devastating??

Lol. He has seen it all in life. What else can he wishe for.

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Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Etosha: 10:29pm On Mar 27
If ur character is good, please leave a copy of yourself for Earth if you can.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by Etosha: 9:12am On Mar 27
Those who live on the fast lane of life often perish on it...

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Crime / Re: Frank Geng-Quangrong Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Ummukulsum Sani by Etosha: 12:08pm On Mar 26
Some suits in court can last longer than any suit a tailor may make for you... Justice at last.

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Etosha: 8:37pm On Mar 24
I won't sacrifice my ambition for marriage... They are already putting pressure on me to marry. I will live long, so there's no need to hurry.

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Romance / Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by Etosha: 7:39pm On Mar 23
Penboy:


Lie from the anus of a monkey.

No girl who you constantly take care of as you acclaimed early won't allow you cuddle her at night at the particular instance.

You were doing BF roles, steadily giving her money and gift over.along period of time. She even came to your house and stayed till 10pm. And she refused you to cuddle her.

This story is a big lie.
Please lie another one.

Nawa @the bolded

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Family / Re: I Just Made My First Million Naira. Wao by Etosha: 8:22am On Mar 23
Made my first 1mil through laundry...

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Travel / Re: The Start And Rise Of DHL( Dalsey, Hillblom, Lynn): Then And Now by Etosha: 1:46pm On Mar 18
heniford2:
The system worked for them not in Nigeria here

Your mind sir, is very bad.
Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Etosha: 1:04pm On Mar 14
"menopause means men will pause"... Too harsh. I always Thank God all my sisters are married. One about 36 didn't hide her feelings for me lately, but I can't marry someone older than me.

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Car Talk / Re: Peugeot 504 Price In 1975 Vs Price Of Bread In 2024 by Etosha: 12:32pm On Mar 13
Ask those who were young in the 70s how easy it was to make that money...

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Family / Re: When A Woman Play Hard To Get They Fall In The Hands Of Players by Etosha: 3:33pm On Mar 10
I don't ask beyond 2 times.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With ₦500k? by Etosha: 9:50pm On Mar 05
thesicilian:

Depends on what you have affinity for.
And how much time you have to learn it
For example data analysis may take shorter time than animation or cyber security, but you have to have an eye for details

Thanks sir. I am running an msc program now. I just need something to do while I continue with my study. Can I learn cyber security in 6 months? Who are my prospective customers? Apologies for the many questions...
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With ₦500k? by Etosha: 6:16pm On Mar 05
thesicilian:

Fairly used lap top : 250k
Register for a tech skill of choice: 50-100k
Data, feeding and miscellaneous expenses for 3months - 150k

Please, which tech skill is best?

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Education / Re: We will shut down Universities nationwide in 7 days - SSANU, NASU by Etosha: 12:51pm On Mar 04
These guys should allow me finish my msc program before any strike.
Crime / Re: I Have Been Admitted To Psychiatric Hospital Because Of First Bank by Etosha: 8:35pm On Mar 03
Hahaha... Kuku leave the money for dem na.
Family / Re: Why Can't His Joystick Penetrate Me Fully? by Etosha: 7:09pm On Mar 02
tuoyoojo:
The issue u complained about is the advantage of marrying as a virgin.

I don't know why women were told that keep ur self for ur future husband cuz the 1st sex dat night is d best

As a matter of fact, its d worst sex u wud eva have, the pain and all but as time goes by, u wud expand and talk all of him.

But be careful wat u wish for cuz once some women have slack vaginal muscle walls after repeated intercourse, the man gets dat "floating" feel inside her

NB am not advocating for virgins to lose their virginity but am jus saying it jus d way it is

Ur name sounds like igala or ibaji...
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Govs, Wike Over "Failure To Account For Missing ₦‎40T LG Allocation" by Etosha: 1:59pm On Feb 25
Has this serap ever followed up a case and won?
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: "I Wish Today's Difficulties Didn't Exist But We Must Endure" by Etosha: 12:50pm On Feb 19
Amaggedon:
You cant speak for Obi . So you knew its not easy or you are just realising it?

Which Obi? How well did he perform as a Governor?

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: "I Wish Today's Difficulties Didn't Exist But We Must Endure" by Etosha: 12:23pm On Feb 19
I always know that leadership isn't as simple as office seekers always paints it. I believe he's in shock now after realizing how difficult the office is. Even Atiku or Obi wouldn't have fared better.

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Health / Re: Here Is Why Nigeria Is Experiencing Such Extreme Heat These Days by Etosha: 9:13pm On Feb 15
I don't bother about what is beyond my control...

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Politics / Re: Guinness World Record: Obaseki Supports Riemen Asein’s ‘marathon Reading’ Attemp by Etosha: 8:11pm On Feb 14
Nonsense!!! While the rest of the world are making ground-breaking progress in technology, we are here obsessed with world record that are of no use to man or beast.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Etosha: 9:55pm On Feb 11
martinswize:
Can someone please drop a link to watch the match live

Afropsport TV on Facebook
Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by Etosha: 9:21am On Feb 07
AskNgige2:
Aswearrrdaaaarwn

Especially in this fake Abuja...

I don run go east e come be like say na fire I wan kukuma enter

Chaii

Lol..
Pets / Re: When the Hunter Becomes hunted. Warning. Very Scary( pictures ) by Etosha: 5:58pm On Feb 06
adisabarber:


Snakes don't hunt mongooses. That snake was probably running for it's life

Stop mentioning my name!!!
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly To Fubara: Withdraw Your Illegal Appointments by Etosha: 9:59pm On Jan 29
What exactly is the contentious bone of disparity between Woke and Fubara?
Crime / Re: List Of Prisons In Nigeria: Facts And Locations by Etosha: 9:55pm On Jan 29
If you want to stay humble and grateful in life, visit the hospital and prison once in a while...

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Family / Re: Why Do We Always Think That The Past Was Far Better Than The Present by Etosha: 7:40pm On Jan 28
Some people were born crying, lived complaining and died regretting... There was no time life was easy for any generation anywhere. Life has always been hard. Even in this our time, while others are busy erecting structures, getting higher degrees or esterbling businesses, some are currently engulfed in murmuring and complaining about the hard time-i feel for them.
Business / Re: How Do Business People Cope In This Harsh Economy? by Etosha: 11:44am On Jan 26
I just increased the price of my services... There is always a solution to any problem. No time to complain.

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Romance / Re: Can You Date And Marry A POS Operator...? by Etosha: 5:53pm On Jan 25
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Family / Re: Advise, My Father Sold His House And Moved To The Village Now He Wants To Leave by Etosha: 10:49pm On Jan 24
I don't get the idea of retiring to the village to spend the rest of ones life.
Well, those who were born and brought up in the city can go and get a taste of village life before they die. But for folks like me who has tasted village life from birth, I will live and die in the city.

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Gree For Anybody Memes by Etosha: 9:11pm On Jan 16
Hu you be?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Sort Out Accommodation When You Travel To Another State. by Etosha: 5:10pm On Jan 07
[quote author=Obnoxious2001 post=127822963]
Am considering going to an area that has tetiary institution... If I don't get the short time accommodation, I fit dey sleep lecture hall grin grin..

This life is not for the weak, but omo undecided[/quot

It's possible to stay in the hostel, but their toilets are terrible.

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