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Nairaland / General / Re: What Thing Makes You Feel Ashamed Any Time You Remember It? by Etosha: 6:04pm On Oct 18, 2022
Hehehehe... back then when I was a teenager, a girl i never approached told my girlfriend that I am her boyfriend and that she should stay clear. Believing it's another opportunity to have another girl without stress ( since the first one came on her own) I waylaid this girl one night, she stopped, greeted me and asked if there's any problem. I froze and couldn't say anything... any time I remember it I feel like crying.

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Politics / Re: My Experience In The East by Etosha: 1:33pm On Oct 17, 2022
N3TRAL:
There's a guerilla warfare going on in the South East. This war tactics is difficult for State actors because the insurgents know where and when to strike government forces but the government forces do not know who the non-state actors are. However, operations carried out by government forces from time to time destroy entire communities and snatch the lives of both active and passive secessionists.

Losing members of the Nigeria police force and the Nigerian Army on a daily basis is tragic but not as painful as losing young civilian men who otherwise had a brighter future ahead if the civil unrest never started.

The biggest losers are not those who understood and signed the career path of 50% survival and 50% death. The biggest losers are the parents, wives and children of the natives with a gloomy future trailing the demise of their breadwinners in a needless secession conflict.

Omo! Intelligent men are here.
Education / Re: ASUU: UNICAL Officially Resumes Activities, Set For Examinations by Etosha: 7:31am On Oct 15, 2022
I am waiting for their post graduate form.
Family / Re: Once Husband And Wife Sleep In Different Beds, The Marriage Is Almost Over ..... by Etosha: 8:38pm On Oct 13, 2022
noble2faith:


You no get shame at all I swear grin

Hehehehe, toddler in adult body.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Paratroopers Crash Land On Spectators At 60th Independence by Etosha: 9:36pm On Oct 12, 2022
Hehehehe... An adage says " when a frog at the front falls into a pit, others behind take caution" . Seeing their colleagues fall, why couldn't others manouver and land well.
Family / Re: Can This Generator Pump Water from a borehole Or Power My Medium Size Freezer? by Etosha: 9:32pm On Oct 09, 2022
It can pump water, power ac and electric iron. But don't use it to power all simultaneously. Using it to power these things will eventually ruin the rings ( which will need to be replaced).
Science/Technology / Who Remember This? by Etosha: 7:50pm On Oct 09, 2022
Many young people today don't know our struggle with this cassette.

Family / Re: My Wedding Was Stopped 6 Weeks To The D-Day by Etosha: 7:43am On Oct 07, 2022
an555:
My sister was once having a relationship with someone like this, with no single regard for my parent, not even his own parents too, not that he is bringing anything to my family table besides the introduction he came for, and even if he does he has no right to talk back at my family. my dad was quick to notice his attitude so he reused the collection of the bride price but it was done in private so the public doesn't take notice. The guy's attitude didn't change, he became a problem always hitting my sister and talking down on my parents when they argue, trust me as the first son as soon as I discovered I traveled down from my location in Ghana and went right to his house, I spoke to my sister and also to the guy, we had a manly conversation and I even advise him on his nonchalant attitude to which be promised to change even his dad can attest to this but while I was with them during my period of visit this guy never changed, I refuse to interfere at some point to get my facts right but made sure he didn't lay his hands on my sister, since he refused to be sane, I taught him a serious lesson and I jejely pack my sister out of his house with her consent before I murder a confused gender who isn't matured for marriage, lest I forget they had a daughter together and she has been a blessing to our life. The father has chosen to be a deadbeat dad but we don't care my aim for his child is to put her in a top place that the father thinks she won't attain without his support. I will always protect my family at all costs no matter what.

Thank you... There's no need to marry a man or a woman that has no regard for ur parents.

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Family / Re: My Wedding Was Stopped 6 Weeks To The D-Day by Etosha: 7:12am On Oct 07, 2022
Think twice before you marry once.
Family / Re: This Is My Problem With My Wife by Etosha: 6:17am On Oct 04, 2022
These three things must be in my wife: Gratitude, Respect and Support.

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Family / Re: She Doesn't Even Have WAEC Certificate And We Have Done Introduction by Etosha: 7:51am On Oct 03, 2022
Learn to think for your self.
Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly by Etosha: 7:38am On Oct 02, 2022
Period007:

Chrome will only reduce the addiction

grin grin grin I am not addicted to Facebook videos.
Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly by Etosha: 9:46pm On Oct 01, 2022
[quote author=Period007 post=117180561]Stop using Facebook App,instead use Facebook from a browser like chrome [/quote


I like watching videos on Facebook, will using chrome save data while watching videos on Facebook?
Family / Re: Adoption Is Not Worth It At All by Etosha: 11:47am On Oct 01, 2022
Some children will turn out bad no matter how good you are as a parent.

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Health / Indigestion Problem by Etosha: 7:24pm On Sep 28, 2022
Which food does your stomach find difficult to digest after eating it?

Mine is ripe raw plantains...

I have heard of people who have lactose intolerance i.e if they take milk or yoghurt, their systems are incapable of digesting the sugar in it properly. This leads to bloated stomach accompanied with subtle or violent release of gas.
Education / Indigestion Problem by Etosha: 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2022
What food does your stomach find difficult to digest anytime you eat it?

Mine is ripe raw plantains...

I have heard of people who have lactose intolerance i.e if these people take milk or yoghut, their systems are incapable of digesting the sugar in it. Which makes them to have bloated stomach coupled with subtle or violent discharge of gas.
Crime / Re: Photo Of Kidnapper Lion Crying And Praising God In Church Before His Arrest by Etosha: 8:18pm On Sep 25, 2022
When you see religion greatly displayed on the forehead of a man, be wary of such a man.

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Food / Re: How I Grilled Tilapia Fish, Plantain And Pepper Sauce- Easy Way (Photos, Video) by Etosha: 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2022
Is that a tilapia fish?

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Travel / Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Etosha: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
Some people are addicted to spitting out saliva at the slighted provocation. Once they perceived a bad odour, the next thing is to spit even if it is a public place..., I will rather hold my breath than spit in such situation.

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Had A Sad Experience In Borrowing People Money? by Etosha: 3:56pm On Sep 22, 2022
Don't borrow any amount of money you are willing to forget, no matter who is involved...it will end in tears.
Family / Re: I Want To Venture Into Betting by Etosha: 6:22pm On Sep 18, 2022
A betting shop owner once said if he has an enemy he despise, he could think of no better way of ruining him than to get him to start getting.

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Family / Re: How Do I Trick My Self Into Sleep Beside Someone Who Snores? by Etosha: 6:41am On Sep 17, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Why would you play music in your ear when you say you want to sleep? undecided

Get ear plugs instead. lipsrsealed

Ok. I will will... they should be available in supermarkets. My head is heavy, he is still snoring away... I wonder how he manage to sleep despite the noise coming from his own body.
Family / Re: How Do I Trick My Self Into Sleep Beside Someone Who Snores? by Etosha: 4:56am On Sep 17, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Get ear plugs and insert them before you sleep. undecided

I am currently playing music through earphones ( something I don't like). Yet it hasn't helped.
Family / How Do I Trick My Self Into Sleep Beside Someone Who Snores? by Etosha: 4:51am On Sep 17, 2022
A friend who is looking for a job is currently staying with me. The issue is that he snore alot. I have been awake since 3:am with no hope of sleeping till dawn. How do I cope with this situation? This has continued for two weeks now. It's driving me nuts.
Travel / Re: Which States Have The Best Capital Cities In Nigeria? by Etosha: 9:18pm On Sep 16, 2022
stanluiz:
Owerri, Enugu, Asaba, Ikeja, Kano, Kaduna etc.

But I will choose Owerri. I love the Night life in Owerri. Nice Hotels, Clubs, Bars etc. Nice place to enjoy Money. No Stress at all.

Kidnapping within owerri is rampant now.

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Travel / Re: Which States Have The Best Capital Cities In Nigeria? by Etosha: 9:17pm On Sep 16, 2022
Calabar... that's where I had my University education... drainage system in Cali is wonderful. I loved my evening walk in Unical.

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Politics / Re: While Obi Was Selling Tomato Ketchup, Tinubu Already Paid His Dues – Fani-Kayode by Etosha: 8:16pm On Sep 11, 2022
The day I watched this man talked about Yaya Bello in the lead up to APC presidential primary election on TV, I couldn't laugh...
Family / Re: Can A Young Man Marry In This Economy?? by Etosha: 6:46pm On Sep 11, 2022
I don't see any reason why I shouldn't have money to take care of my bills and other necessities. Is it not in this same country people are changing cars and building houses? The people who are successful, have they got two heads?
TV/Movies / Re: Lady Cries Out After Buying "Samasong TV" For ₦30k At Computer Village. by Etosha: 6:41pm On Sep 11, 2022
Cheap things are expensive in the long run... always buy original if you can.

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Romance / Re: How To Say "I Love You" In Different Languages by Etosha: 10:46am On Sep 08, 2022
N'a fedō wē... In igala.
Family / Re: What Is The Best Way To Handle This Type Of Wildness In A Kid? by Etosha: 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
If you don't get enough stress from training your children, they will give
you enough stress when you are old...

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Family / Re: What Methods Were Used To Control Child Birth In The Olden Days? by Etosha: 7:00pm On Sep 04, 2022
ednut1:
what do you consider education Learning farming techniques, weather seasons for farming, storage and processing, some parts of human body etc was education passed down from their parents na. They knew about safe period from discharges from the vagina and also withdrawal method. I have friends who use withdrawals and has never made a wman pregnant



You are right... education is not all about attending Western institution... A local farmer who knows when to sow and reap his crop is educated in that area.

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