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Health › Re: Facts About Laughing Gas And Why NDLEA Banned It by Etosha: 8:56pm On Jul 11, 2023

Adakintroy:
Until you know you are your own problem. You are not ready for life. What does that say about you. You so dependent, Your fate is of the government?.

Do the right things at your individual level and watch almighty "Nigeria" bend the knee before you.

I always tell myself that neither man nor the elements ( not even Satan) is my worst enemy. My worst enemy lie within me.

Business › Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by Etosha: 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2023

Hehehehe ... I sent 4000k plus to my mum to use and buy stuff and sell later in the year for profit, they returned 340k. According to them, they used part of the money for some things... I thank God i even have. I still sent some money to them despite my loss

Health › Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by Etosha: 8:11pm On Jul 10, 2023

Uten9z:
I saw were in Donamis church a money without warm conceived and gave birth

Politics › Re: Sit-at -home Enforcement In Imo: Gunmen Kill Commercial Tricyclist, Passerby by Etosha: 2:37pm On Jul 10, 2023

My landlord and two others were fuming this morning. I heard them saying " this seat at home is no longer a joke"... I just kept quiet since I have made a solemn pact with myself never to involve myself in any discussion that has anything to do with their biafra.

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Family › Re: Why Monogamous Marriages Are Dangerous To Men. by Etosha: 6:52am On Jul 08, 2023

Avoid polygamy same way you avoid rattlesnakes and scorpions. It will never end well .

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Romance › Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by Etosha: 9:31pm On Jul 05, 2023

"When a man's manhood stand erect, that man at that moment is a mad man." -Obafemi Awolowo

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Career › Re: How Do Entrepreneurs That Use Petrol Engines Cope? by Etosha: 3:05pm On Jul 03, 2023

BadMaster:
The question is, how long is this stability in electricity going to last? We have been enjoying at least 23hours of light for a few weeks now. But my worry is, no one really knows why the sudden improvement. Is it that the dams are filled as a result of rainfall and consequently, we are now enjoying light? Or is there another reason? No one can say for sure.

Enjoy it while it lasts. If PHCN goes back to status quo, petrol price may come down by then. Just be positive always.

Career › Re: How Do Entrepreneurs That Use Petrol Engines Cope? by Etosha: 2:46pm On Jul 03, 2023

PHCN has improved of recent ... Hardly buy petrol. Don't despair, there's always a way around every problem.

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Politics › Re: I Will End Sit-At-Home In Anambra From Today - Ifeanyi Ubah by Etosha: 10:27am On Jul 03, 2023

This is why I refused to give my landlord's wife money today when she asked for it. You can't just lock up yourself in the house and demand money for feeding. Their kids are at home today-no school. Their adults are just going around in idle gossip.

Agriculture › Re: Lab Grown Chickens For Sale In The US by Etosha: 11:56am On Jun 24, 2023

Avoid artificial stuffs as much as you can... It will add to your longevity.

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Family › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Hangs Out With Men Leaving The Husband And Child At Home by Etosha: 9:56pm On Jun 23, 2023

Don't concern yourself with what doesn't concern you.

Travel › Re: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by Etosha: 11:36pm On Jun 22, 2023

I know it will be filled with men ... From the summit of mount Everest to the depth of the ocean, even in the empty space, the carcasses of incurably adventurous men can always be found.

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Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP To Close Case Challenging Tinubu’s Election Thursday by Etosha: 9:18pm On Jun 20, 2023

A good lawyer will advise you not go to court.

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Politics › Re: Picture Of The Day. President Tinubu (GCFR) by Etosha: 9:16pm On Jun 20, 2023

The

Politics › Re: It’s Ethnic Cleansing, Ohanaeze Ndi Igbo Condemns Emefiele’s Suspension by Etosha: 4:10pm On Jun 10, 2023

This can't be true!!!

Politics › Re: Nigeria Can’t Continue To Be Father Christmas To Neighbouring Countries – Tinubu by Etosha: 9:27pm On Jun 09, 2023

There is passion in h voice.

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Politics › Re: Presidency: Lack Of 25% In FCT Disqualifies Atiku, Tinubu - PDP Witness by Etosha: 2:23pm On Jun 05, 2023

Newton2024:
Wahala in the courtroom 🤣😭🤣

INEC vs PDP’s 2nd witness.

INEC: You will agree with me that Atiku scored 15% in FCT

Witness: Yes

INEC: So that means he cannot be made the president since he did not score 25% in FCT

Witness: Even Tinubu did not score 25% and you made him president.

🤣🤣🤣
Everyone in the courtroom was almost on the floor from laughter

INEC: That is not my question. Atiku scored 15% in FCT so why did you write in your testimony that he should be declared president.

Witness: Even Tinubu did not get 25% in FCT, if they can declare him then they can also declare Atiku as president.

🤣🤣🤣

Lol...Court issues, you think you have a straight forward case until you meet your opponent.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Church Service In Russia (Photos, Videos) by Etosha: 2:48pm On Jun 04, 2023

Hehehehe

Politics › Re: Wike Collect Igbo Title With Igbo Language And Song In Obio Akpor Rivers State by Etosha: 6:39am On Jun 04, 2023*

When a minority tribe shares boundary with a majorit

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Politics › Re: House Of Reps Calls For Outright Removal Of Subsidies by Etosha: 8:16am On Jun 03, 2023

Ismael97:
I understand all that. But Nigerians are suffering. We are suffering. I'm dying

Those that are surviving don't have two heads.

Politics › Re: Court Affirms Iyorchia Ayu's Sack As PDP National Chairman by Etosha: 8:02pm On Jun 02, 2023

NwokoloOwa:
When they introduced this dangerous style and used it for the first time on Oshiomole, I knew it will now become the Koko. One day we might hear that the President has been suspended by his ward. Sorry Ayu.

The same oshiomole is now a senator, what if he decides to go after that Ward chairman now?

Career › Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by Etosha: 12:24pm On Jun 01, 2023

I have decided not complain in this life. Whatever life or the country throws at me I turn it into a profit. Fuel pump price has increased, instead of whining, I have also decided to increase the amount I charge my customers.

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Politics › Re: Pastors Who Prophesied Tinubu Would Not Be President by Etosha: 3:21pm On May 29, 2023

One reason why I like Pst. Kumuyi, he's always minding his own business (gospel).

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Politics › Re: Where Are Those Fake Pastors, Prophets That Said Tinubu Won't Be President by Etosha: 12:11pm On May 29, 2023

The most agonizing aspect of this whole thing are the poor who dole out their hard-earned money to these charlatans.

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Nairaland General › Re: Is High Time State Of Emergency Is Declared On Online Begging. by Etosha: 1:35pm On May 23, 2023*

Maybe you act as if you are big on social media . I post my thoughts once in a month on Facebook. As for pics, I post once in a year.

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Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by Etosha: 4:14pm On May 17, 2023

Poultry... After packing poultry wastes for months, I couldn't sell my birds . I cried.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Is 50! Please Tell The World Where You Served. by Etosha: 8:14am On May 11, 2023*

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Crime › Re: I Want To Go To Court by Etosha: 5:35pm On Apr 30, 2023

Don't go to court except you have nothing to lose.

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Appoints Nurudeen Yusuf As New ADC by Etosha: 10:30pm On Apr 28, 2023

dfrost:
No mind am. Offa, Omuaran, Baruten, Ilota, Kaiama, Iponrin etc...

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There is another Kaiama in Bayelsa.

Food › Re: What's That Food You Cannot Do Without Eating? by Etosha: 11:43am On Apr 27, 2023

Hmmm... I just realized that I am not addicted to any food.

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Family › Re: Gambling,the New Menace In Nigeria. by Etosha: 3:15am On Apr 26, 2023

A young gambler is sure to be an old begger if he live long enough.

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Crime › Re: Share Your Experience With Phone Theft by Etosha: 7:22am On Apr 16, 2023*

I went for night reading in Main Camp (Unical), at about 3a.m I dozed off. I carelessly placed my two phones (Nokia 1600 and one other) on my desk. A Law student whom you may know by the name Mfon picked up the phones.
I retrieved my line few days later. One Sunday afternoon, a man called me and swore to deal with me if don't stop calling his fiancee named Esther. I was chocked and asked who Esther was. He called me a liar and threatened to come over to Calabar and manhandle me...he said my name is Mfon and that I have been calling Esther with this line.
All my plead to make him understand that the idiotic Law student stole my phones and has been using it to make calls fell on deaf ears. Mfon not only exhausted my airtime but also borrowed heavily... I had to pay off the loaned airtime.

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