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Family / Re: My 6years Old Does Not Have Retentive Memory by Etosha: 7:59pm On May 16
bosco9:

I can swear with my life I have retentive memory than your entire generation

God pun!sh you, u Don pay school fee once, you Don run school run under hot sun with all the stress.

" Yes I do" is the answer Sir.
Politics / Re: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Etosha: 10:12pm On May 15
rantingpigs:
An the pupils at home are still best in Jamb and WAEC? While people like you that don't sit at home are becoming palliative robbers and human organ harvesters?

All these RONU people are trying to deflect Tilumbu and his failings health challenges.

O to lo.. grin




I am not a Yoruba Sir...

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Politics / Re: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Etosha: 9:04pm On May 15
I am very glad I left the East. I felt very angry each time I saw pupils staying at home because of that nonsense.

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Crime / Re: I Had A Terrible Experience While Traveling From Onitsha To Ilorin Yesterday by Etosha: 3:45pm On Apr 26
I had the worst experience of criminal behavior in onitsha... Very nonsense place.
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Etosha: 9:48pm On Apr 22
" When a man's manhood is standing, that man is a madman at that moment" - Obafemi Awolowo
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Etosha: 9:43pm On Apr 22
Dear Lord always help me to overcome myself. Sex is not worth all this trouble.

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Family / Re: Man D!es After His Wife Forced Him To Undergo A Surgery To Stop Him From snoring by Etosha: 5:14pm On Apr 21
I don't think it has to do with fat. I am having second experience of sharing a room with someone that snore. He's not fat neither was the first guy. I observed that this second guy snores only when lying on his left arm.
Both guys are deep sleepers. He got to know for the first time about his snoring when I jokingly told him... He always ask each morning whether he snored the night before and I will say it has stopped.
Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by Etosha: 3:27pm On Apr 20
Avoid polygamous family with the same energy you use to avoid a rattle snake.
Education / Re: NELFUND Says BVN Mandatory For Student Loans, Targets 1.2 Million Beneficiaries by Etosha: 7:52am On Apr 19
Can msc students apply?
Education / Re: Student Loan Scheme Set For Take Off With 1.2 Million Beneficiaries - The Nation by Etosha: 8:27am On Apr 17
Can PG students apply?
Celebrities / Re: Defamation: Facebook User Apologises To Nathaniel Bassey, Mercy Chinwo by Etosha: 12:14pm On Apr 10
The less you speak, the less apologies u will u make.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by Etosha: 3:54pm On Apr 09
Made passes at one sometime ago, she said she want to be alone...Tried again same response. I told her women full everywhere na. She was furious... I have let her be since. I no get time abeg.

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Politics / Re: Court bars Uche Secondus from participating in PDP NEC, BoT, Caucus meetings by Etosha: 7:58am On Apr 09
Tranquill:

SIM only blunder is actually starting an unnecessary fight too soon.

The fight is totally uncalled for, as they were not fighting for anything. He should have at least worked with the structure/people that fought to make him governor (including the LGA Chairmen), in his first term. He couldn’t even win a local government election if left by himself.

I don’t know the desperation in having his own structure just 2 months into office, and in doing that he started destroying the structure that brought him in and fighting the people that made him.

Even some of us that want to support him as the sitting governor especially to see him succeed, it’s hard when we look at how the whole thing started and the main reason why it even started at all.

Please, can you briefly tell us the Genesis of the problem?
Crime / Re: How I Lost My First Million Naira Due To Peer Pressure by Etosha: 10:43pm On Apr 08
fidelmarshal199:
You had 1 million naira and you were buying a cup of Rice. You should have been the next minister of information after Lai Mohammed

Lol. 1m will look like 100,000.00 to you
when you have it.
Crime / Re: How I Lost My First Million Naira Due To Peer Pressure by Etosha: 7:32pm On Apr 07
Money hard to enter but quick to go...

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested? Share Your Story by Etosha: 6:26pm On Apr 03
Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...


Is this not madness from police?

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Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by Etosha: 11:45am On Apr 01
[quote author=Usefulsense post=129212406]

My purpose in life is to give my children the best.

If I ever trained my children in schools abroad, it is mission accomplished for me. God has already started it.

Ok
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by Etosha: 11:44am On Apr 01
Usefulsense:


My purpose in life is to give my children the best.

If I ever trained my children in schools abroad, it is mission accomplished for me. God has already started it.

Thanks.



Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by Etosha: 10:58am On Apr 01
Usefulsense:


There is no boy boy here. It is only in Nigeria that people are treated as boy boy.

Here people drive latest model of any car brand to work. What is the work? Cleaning, picking and packing cartons.

That big man mentality is why Nigeria is in a bad state.

Please sir, I am sorry to ask, what is your purpose in life? To live in a decent environment, work and pass on...?

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Family / Re: Man Hails Wife For Cooking For Him A Day After Returning From Child Birth by Etosha: 8:47pm On Mar 31
Some women are naturally strong while others are not. My mom told me she gave birth to her fouth child after returning from the farm one evening all by herself.
I like energetic people... Folks these days are more or less vegetables. Maybe because of technologies.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by Etosha: 12:29pm On Mar 30
ddippset:
A man's funeral planned right before his very eyes!

Could anything else be more devastating??

Lol. He has seen it all in life. What else can he wishe for.

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Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Etosha: 10:29pm On Mar 27
If ur character is good, please leave a copy of yourself for Earth if you can.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by Etosha: 9:12am On Mar 27
Those who live on the fast lane of life often perish on it...

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Crime / Re: Frank Geng-Quangrong Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Ummukulsum Sani by Etosha: 12:08pm On Mar 26
Some suits in court can last longer than any suit a tailor may make for you... Justice at last.

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Etosha: 8:37pm On Mar 24
I won't sacrifice my ambition for marriage... They are already putting pressure on me to marry. I will live long, so there's no need to hurry.

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Romance / Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by Etosha: 7:39pm On Mar 23
Penboy:


Lie from the anus of a monkey.

No girl who you constantly take care of as you acclaimed early won't allow you cuddle her at night at the particular instance.

You were doing BF roles, steadily giving her money and gift over.along period of time. She even came to your house and stayed till 10pm. And she refused you to cuddle her.

This story is a big lie.
Please lie another one.

Nawa @the bolded

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Family / Re: I Just Made My First Million Naira. Wao by Etosha: 8:22am On Mar 23
Made my first 1mil through laundry...

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Travel / Re: The Start And Rise Of DHL( Dalsey, Hillblom, Lynn): Then And Now by Etosha: 1:46pm On Mar 18
heniford2:
The system worked for them not in Nigeria here

Your mind sir, is very bad.
Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Etosha: 1:04pm On Mar 14
"menopause means men will pause"... Too harsh. I always Thank God all my sisters are married. One about 36 didn't hide her feelings for me lately, but I can't marry someone older than me.

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Car Talk / Re: Peugeot 504 Price In 1975 Vs Price Of Bread In 2024 by Etosha: 12:32pm On Mar 13
Ask those who were young in the 70s how easy it was to make that money...

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Family / Re: When A Woman Play Hard To Get They Fall In The Hands Of Players by Etosha: 3:33pm On Mar 10
I don't ask beyond 2 times.

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