₦airaland Forum

fidelmarshal199:
You had 1 million naira and you were buying a cup of Rice. You should have been the next minister of information after Lai Mohammed

Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

Usefulsense:
My purpose in life is to give my children the best.

If I ever trained my children in schools abroad, it is mission accomplished for me. God has already started it.

Thanks.

Usefulsense:
There is no boy boy here. It is only in Nigeria that people are treated as boy boy.

Here people drive latest model of any car brand to work. What is the work? Cleaning, picking and packing cartons.

That big man mentality is why Nigeria is in a bad state.

ddippset:
A man's funeral planned right before his very eyes!

Could anything else be more devastating??

Penboy:
Lie from the anus of a monkey.

No girl who you constantly take care of as you acclaimed early won't allow you cuddle her at night at the particular instance.

You were doing BF roles, steadily giving her money and gift over.along period of time. She even came to your house and stayed till 10pm. And she refused you to cuddle her.

This story is a big lie.
Please lie another one.

heniford2:
The system worked for them not in Nigeria here

thesicilian:
Depends on what you have affinity for.
And how much time you have to learn it
For example data analysis may take shorter time than animation or cyber security, but you have to have an eye for details

thesicilian:
Fairly used lap top : 250k
Register for a tech skill of choice: 50-100k
Data, feeding and miscellaneous expenses for 3months - 150k

tuoyoojo:
The issue u complained about is the advantage of marrying as a virgin.

I don't know why women were told that keep ur self for ur future husband cuz the 1st sex dat night is d best

As a matter of fact, its d worst sex u wud eva have, the pain and all but as time goes by, u wud expand and talk all of him.

But be careful wat u wish for cuz once some women have slack vaginal muscle walls after repeated intercourse, the man gets dat "floating" feel inside her

NB am not advocating for virgins to lose their virginity but am jus saying it jus d way it is

Amaggedon:
You cant speak for Obi . So you knew its not easy or you are just realising it?

martinswize:
Can someone please drop a link to watch the match live

AskNgige2:
Aswearrrdaaaarwn

Especially in this fake Abuja...

I don run go east e come be like say na fire I wan kukuma enter

Chaii

adisabarber:
Snakes don't hunt mongooses. That snake was probably running for it's life