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Omor!

Still calling him " Sleepy Joe"...

Creamypie:
Like my former landlady wey born 4 kids for 4 different men, no marriage, still dey think say e dey possible say I dey trip for her. A 66 year old slut wey all her alignment, ball joint, rings, pistons, an axle don fall for ground. So irritating

Nawa!

Sleep to me is the most beautiful thing in the universe... Nothing compares to a sound night rest.

numericalguy:
How unfair would that be that you want to punish someone even before guilt is proven.

You cannot jail someone only on the basis of mere accusations

True

Everyone keep talking about the beaut of this lady... Am I the only man doesn't get by beauty? The only thing that I find attractive in a woman after character is SHAPE... Not facial beauty... And I don't like fair skin.

Religion will be the ruin of the black race...

My visit to Afonkang prison in Calabar that year! Prisoners cook beans with tomato cans on charcoal fire... The appearance of the beans is better left to ur imagination.

With our massive solar panels, we enjoy close to 20 hours of power everyday in Unical.

Sulele04:
Why can't we shun tribalism & preach unity.
How will the country move forward with all these stupid arguments in 2025 ?

Is this what dey argue about in the UK or China ?
If is not religious psychosis it is tribalism brain-rot
Why ?

It's like u are not aware that the black has a problem. USA and others fourth a more brutal war- go there and see if they are still engaged in hating one another because of that war.

Good news for iron condemn

All those crazy folks in village... After gulping abnormal quantity of local brew, all they think about is trouble.

fman:
None.
I hate corn

I can eat roasted or cooked corn with pear or coconut for one month.

Naijaspiderman:
I will get this ASAP. Thanks so much Sir/ma;I appreciate it

How far, have you noticed improvement?

Naijaspiderman:
Yes, it does.
I have to use sleep medicine to avoid scratching at night

Don't bother yourself. Just buy this and by Thursday you are okay. Apply it on your organs too. It's very hot though.

Naijaspiderman:
I have been itching my private area for the past 2 weeks and I used various medications without getting a solution. I have never had sex with anyone and neither do I share my undies with anyone. I thought it was body reacting to the heat wave but now I'm scared it's something else.
Pls, Doctors in the house, help me.

Does it give a sweet sensation when you scratch it?

It's scabies... get a solution of benzyl benzoate and apply all over your body after bathing in the evening before bed...it will go in 3-days.

chypotenti:
My younger sister lost her husband few days ago but her little Boy of A year and 6months showed some signs two days before the dad died cos I was the one with him all through... He will be sleeping at night and shiver as if he's scared of something and start crying... He also did something that surprised me too, the position his father always lay at the sitting room, one of my cosusin who came visiting occupied same position while sleeping, this little Boy went straight there, climbed the soafer and was staring at my cousin to check if the person there was his Dad but after some minutes he discovered that wasn't his Dad... He left... I know his feeling it but can't express it as a child

My mom told me that the day my father was brought home sick, I went to the farm with her that day and ( he was brought home when I was on the farm with mother) according to her, I cried all day on the farm for no reason. She tried to console me but I wouldn't...he died few days later.

chypotenti:
My younger sister lost her husband few days ago but her little Boy of A year and 6months showed some signs two days before the dad died cos I was the one with him all through... He will be sleeping at night and shiver as if he's scared of something and start crying... He also did something that surprised me too, the position his father always lay at the sitting room, one of my cosusin who came visiting occupied same position while sleeping, this little Boy went straight there, climbed the soafer and was staring at my cousin to check if the person there was his Dad but after some minutes he discovered that wasn't his Dad... He left... I know his feeling it but can't express it as a child

My mom told me that the day my father was brought home sick, I went to the farm with her that day and ( he was brought home when I was on the farm with mother) according to her, I cried all the day on the farm for reason. She tried to console me but I wouldn't...

Yes... friends who gave me money when I was cashless.

I was very sober when I lost my dad at age 7...

See as de laugh for here ...

Looks like a lady bug or a bombardier beetle...if it's the latter, the defensive acid from its abdomen may have stained your phalanges.

Hello Nairalanders, please can someone guide me on how to get a part time teaching job in Calabar?

BrotherJapa:
I banned mother in law from my house for life for supporting a criminal like Trump.

I cancelled all my planned vacations to the US because of this man. I stopped attending churches because of the evangelicals support for this criminal.

Dude, I am not joking around with this subject.

All these for a man who doesn't know you exist?

Iweakbro:
North and East are the problems of Nigeria.

One will not get educated, but choose to be a parasite.

The other is always feeling cheated and engaging in chest-beating.

One loquacious ibo man always tell me that the problem of Nigeria is ibo and Fulani.

Stay away from cultism.

tommy589:
Apply benzyl benzoate to the affected parts. Is this your first time of experiencing this itching?

Ahhh! It will be raw fire ooo...

You shouldn't have exposed the entire nether extremities.

Irreversible damage by bacteria. Don't lick your spoon and deep it into a pot of soup after it has cooled to a certain level and also don't leave it totally opened as bacteria can contaminate the soup through these two ways.

[quote author=Lithiumite post=133542908]What's this abeyance about police spokespersons posting their pics to report crime.....is it SOP or it's just a fad gone too far......what are we supposed to do with their faces?[/quote

You used that word wrongly Sir.

Can someone in Calabar who's into part time teaching job quote me...?