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Business / Let Us Talk About Monogram Business by Etosha: 5:35pm On Dec 31, 2023
Please, who is into this business? I need some enlightenment.
Food / Re: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by Etosha: 7:44pm On Dec 29, 2023
Since it will be your first time, you won't cook it well... Buy for them from a restaurant.

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Properties / Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by Etosha: 8:59pm On Dec 22, 2023
LoveJesus87:
Gbam
What's your favourite drink?

Malt will do. Lol
Family / Re: My Journey To Ikoyi Prison by Etosha: 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2023
I visited Afokang prison in Calabar when I was a student... I am yet to perceive a similar odour in real life.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Treasonable Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu by Etosha: 11:18am On Dec 15, 2023
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Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by Etosha: 9:32pm On Dec 10, 2023
I will travel the world when I have sufficient money. But to get tucked away in a corner somewhere in Europe, Asia or America where there's little or no opportunity to be known or achieve something remarkable ( apart from an easy life of eating good food and enjoying basic amenities) doesn't make sense to me.
Something within me cries for achievements and fame... These are easier to attain here than anywhere outside my Homeland.
Those who are making it here have not got two heads. We will slug it out together here in naija...

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Health / Re: US Approves First Gene Therapies To Treat Sickle Cell Patients by Etosha: 6:30am On Dec 10, 2023
Good bless America! Religion will not allow us Blacks to be innovative.

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Health / Re: South East Has The Highest Hypertension Patients - Nigerian Hypertension Society by Etosha: 6:28am On Dec 05, 2023
To be honest, people here are very emotional.

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Family / Re: I Love Her But At Almost 40 Years Old, I Cannot Ignore Her Fertility Issues. by Etosha: 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2023
Uyi168:
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u just go about countering every post without making yours..


It's for the love argument...
Politics / Re: States FAAC From January To August by Etosha: 6:53am On Nov 22, 2023
It's easier to earn money than spend it well.
Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by Etosha: 12:57pm On Nov 20, 2023
You should have collected it na... Nawaooo.

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Crime / Re: Onyedika Oriaku: Nigerian Student Raped Woman In Nightclub Toilet In Wales by Etosha: 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2023
DangoteIvy:

Why U nor use Tinder or onlyfans or any olosho app simply book ashawo to service U for the night or at least one hour? grin

Ha! I can't go that far oo... lol

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Crime / Re: Onyedika Oriaku: Nigerian Student Raped Woman In Nightclub Toilet In Wales by Etosha: 5:34pm On Nov 14, 2023
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I should have forced myself into her na... Hahaha. I don't have time for such thing.

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Crime / Re: Onyedika Oriaku: Nigerian Student Raped Woman In Nightclub Toilet In Wales by Etosha: 4:27pm On Nov 14, 2023
Why rape a woman? I couldn't hold it anymore sometime ago, so I decided to get a lady. I liked one in my neighborhood (a maid 20+). I asked her be my friend, she obliged. She told me she is a virgin ( I don't really care virgin or not).
After months of cool planning and calculations, she got opportunity to visit me. Girl was so stiff and was so stiff and full of complaint... only comfortable with romance. I let her go. Same thing happened second visit. In fact, the moment a woman show resistance my dick falls...

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Crime / Re: Saudatu Aliyu: My Son-in-Law Contracted Fake Marriage With Buhari & Myself by Etosha: 1:20pm On Nov 04, 2023
Oh women!
Properties / Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by Etosha: 10:13am On Oct 28, 2023
It's one thing to see someone as a friend, but for that person to see you as a friend is another thing.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Resumes Water Supply To Southern Gaza After U.S. Pressure by Etosha: 8:24pm On Oct 15, 2023
There's always a story to be told wherever men lived...

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Crime / Re: Manhood Theft: Bauchi Local Security Members Kill Suspect, Arrest 2 by Etosha: 1:05pm On Oct 13, 2023
What manner of nonsense is this? The local security men that did this should be sentence to death.

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Family / Re: How Private Schools And Parents Are Killing Our Nigerian Local Languages by Etosha: 1:36pm On Oct 11, 2023
You are talking about language, what about the craze for English names?

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Food / Re: What Is The Cost Of A Plate Of Food At The Road Side Resturants In Your Area? by Etosha: 6:00am On Oct 06, 2023
Swallow=700.00
Rice=500.00
Owerri... Sometimes when you request for vegetable soup, they will package okro for you. The last time I bought, the lady put liver for me as meat... I have since stopped buying food from roadside food vendors.

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Politics / Re: Chicago State University's Release On Tinubu by Etosha: 10:02pm On Oct 02, 2023
flokii:


He probably didn't want to make the task look too easy for Atiku and his lawyers, so he helped in putting stumbling blocks for them to sweat.

The Supreme Court judgement is FINAL and I see the apex court upholding the ruling of the Presidential Election Petition Tribunal that affirmed President Tinubu as winner and the duly elected president.

That's why I feel bad about the black man. Simple something to reason out is just difficult for him. A school confirmed that someone graduated from there, how can you hope that that same school offered him a fake certificate?

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Politics / Re: Chicago State University's Release On Tinubu by Etosha: 9:41pm On Oct 02, 2023
I knew that Tinubu has a way of making his opponents go on a wild geese chase. Is it not the same man that slurred his speech and deliberately made many gaffes only for him to become sober immediately after he won? I didn't believe same man could stand and give his inauguration speech almost extempore.

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Politics / Re: Chicago State University Releases Tinubu Documents Pics Below by Etosha: 9:40pm On Oct 02, 2023
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Politics / Re: US Court Set To Release Tinubu’s Academic Records Today by Etosha: 11:29am On Oct 02, 2023
Ewedegubbler:


Deep down your palpitating heart?

I de craze to bother about any politician?
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Certificate: Details Of The Court Judgement by Etosha: 11:10am On Oct 02, 2023
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Politics / Re: US Court Set To Release Tinubu’s Academic Records Today by Etosha: 10:42am On Oct 02, 2023
I don't know why I feel Tinubu is out to make Atiku look like a fool at the end of everything.

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Politics / Re: US: Court Affirms Previous Ruling, Orders CSU To Release All Tinubu's Record by Etosha: 8:50pm On Sep 26, 2023
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Nairaland / General / Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by Etosha: 5:55pm On Sep 25, 2023
90% of people who love starching their clothes are difficult people... The harder the starch the more difficult they are... Lol don't mind me. But you can make your observation and see if I lied.

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Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by Etosha: 5:48pm On Sep 25, 2023
EmperorCaesar:




Omo... Your points blew me off, especially thr second to the last

But then, do u believe in Law of Atrraction?

Yes sir... " ... as he thinketh so is he"
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by Etosha: 10:56am On Sep 24, 2023
* That you are what you think about most of the time.
*That every problem comes with its own solution.
* That you can only see the solution when you are not panicking or complaining.
* That the elements and the entire universe don't support those who complain.
* Your mind is the most powerful tool next to God in the issue of success.
* That wealth and prosperity can be achieved regardless of environment.
*That some problems have a way of resolving themselves if only you are bold enough to ignore them.
* That your good nature can ruin you if you don't use it with care.

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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Wike Has Crossed Red Line, We’re Coming At Him – Atiku’s Camp by Etosha: 10:27pm On Sep 12, 2023
Have you heard of the story of the tortoise whose trap caught an impossible animal? If he let the animal go he was to die;if he took the animal home he was still to die...
Politics / Re: Dr. D.K. Olukoya Condemns Pastors Over Failed 2023 Election Prophecies. by Etosha: 7:29pm On Sep 10, 2023
Deep within every human is a subliminal urge to be deceived... Con artist, fake pastors and politicians know this truth and they use it well.

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