₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



Go and sin no more.
Forget about Biafra, let's push the dullard out first and every other thing will fall into place.

Maka na ukwa ruo oge ya, o da!!!

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.
Sponge = N500 Live Goat = N68,000 Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket Black Chicken = N3,500
Just contact me, Your problem is solved

CROWNWEALTH019:
I go like replace am, I they do 7 rounds

CROWNWEALTH019:
Your husband for nairaland abi?

bcashy:
female version of the programmed fool

bcashy:
their brother at the top with no sense but can feed ur entire generation even the unborn ones.....

CROWNWEALTH019:
Sarrki has gone for a wailing course in daura, that's why you not seeing him online...

NwaAmaikpe:



I would have said Miracle, but he is a one-minute man

I would have said Tobi, but he is a woman wrapper.

I would have said Ahneeka, but her face is as rough as a grater.

I would have said Nina, but she is too 'free-and-fair'.

I would have said Alex, but she is a foetus murderer.

I would have said Lolu, but he is a sissy,

I would have said Rico, but he is hyperactive and an apparent drug abuser,

I would have said Angel, but the other contestants are way his juniors so it will be partial.

I would have said Cece, but the midget's brother in-law is already the host of the show.

I would have said Ifu, but she almost jeopardized her academics for a nonentity like CDQ.

I would have said BamBam, but her makeup scares me.

I would have said Teddy, but he is gossiping, bullish like Jim Iyke wannabe.

So despite her small brezz, I am left with Anto.
Anto for me!

angels09:
Lucky you or else I'd have posted several pictures of you here

Ekugbeh:
Re u d on in ur dp

Tapout:
atlest dem dey craze in a civilised country... Try this one for naija, some of those people wey lie down for there no go ever get up again for this life.

NwaAmaikpe:



To the poster above,
I do,

He is the unfortunate man whose Nigerian-used rickety Honda Element almost killed.

But he doesn't qualify to be called an actor...but you know; just like women, bloggers lie.

kabrud:
[s][/s] Shut up. Is it your one corner dancing?

kabrud:
This Buhari sef. Many strange things happening under him. Imagine a pig stealing goats, I never hear that one before.

Bolustical:
Buhari caused it

omenkaLives:
Pigs stealing goats.

Weirdest thing I've ever heard.