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You dey tell us mek we cry?

It's still the kidnappers' money, your brother stile it from them.

Oil Fall o!... Fall like the wall of Jericho.

Perhaps it will reset their brain to factory mode, so they can consider economical diversification.

All the time: Oyel oyel.... Crooks

He has been infected with BUHAVID-19.

Weedsmoker:
Africans have taken over Europe.

Wooow... America na Europe?

Which one is real nah?

We need money o

Audio Allowance!

Na so una go dey deceive people. Una no even pay 5k, na 20k una go pay.

Next news will be like "4,947,739 Lagosians have received their allowance".

Predictable liars.

If they had closed it in time, this might still be less.

Pretty much like "Medicine after death"

Well Done Boys!

But did we see 105 corpses?

Am not a fan of all these "Super" miracles.

Boys gotta cash out, the hunger too much abeg!



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Dem go discharge 5 this evening, by Night dem go confirm 20 new cases.

Lagos always topping the like Liverpool this season, but as Coronavirus don enter north.

Fear north, Kano fit beat Lagos soon.



Thank God for the recovered sha.

I wonder why some Chinese people are this way.

They even wrote the notification without consent of the head office?.

Fvcking Racists!

Oooh... Soft and sweet-looking Jumoke.

Anywhere e no affect the bobby, we fit still suck am like dat.

Thieves

Descorts:
I am weak? Just cuz I wanted to help a friend through emotional trauma, you call that weak? You must be a kid. I'm not having this conversation with you, you've not seen life.
Dont mention me again please

Take it easy bro, you posted this so you could her our view, init?.

My view is that you'd return to the "No Lover boy" you used to be than turning a monster. Same shiit happened to my bestie, i saw her through the trauma and promised myself never to fall in love with her, and i didn't. It's was a mistake to fall in the first place.

Old man's got a nice signature.

Thank God for your recovery.

They MIGHT have left you to "fight for your life" at home because you're not a citizen.

Even my account balance's digits don dey drop like crashing plane, that i had to slash my daily budget by 50%.

FG, we are hungry in country.

Am a fan of DJ Cuppy's, but seeing her on this list is bullshit. What has she even achieved in the music industry?.

Not even a good hit .

But that Monroe ass ehn... Oooh, we still dey Easter

Our papa nobi Dangote or Adeleke but we all go still dey alright.

Aidejay:
Angel of God: you will be born in Nigeria

Me: why not, what's the worst that could happen.

Nigeria:

Nigeria will be like; You know nothing Jon Snow.

SpecialAdviser:
What is it with this Igbo Igbo thing always?
I also have heard some of you posting this Igbo Amaka are not Igbos but doing it for mischievous reasons. But if you are Igbo, read bellow

Munwa bu kwa onye Igbo mana oburo mgbe obula onye Igbo mere ife, odi ka ha mekariri.

A si na "Etoo dike na nke omere eme, omekwa ozo".

You will be so happy to see your people feeling proud of you, won't you?

viccipedia:
Ok so only 2 deaths right?

They mean, only two have died in Nigeria so far, while three died Abroad (one died in US, two died in UK). Naija has lost 5 citizens. now.

NCDC will reveal that sha, let's wait and confirm.

Looks like your landlord attended COVIK 1 - 9 University.

Get a lawyer just to frighten him. Don't sue him, you can afford to waste that money while your rent is almost due.

So Onitsha was the second most populated city after Kano.

Until it was stripped of everything but it's market after the war.

City still thriving!

Chai.... Runtown tried o

crackkhaus:
If not for the fact that these pastors, reverends, and priests love to see themselves as authorities, what stops your priest from joining you and your intended in the presence of only parents and siblings?

This could be done in the church still, or in an open space.

A large gathering of so-called faithfuls/believers serves no purpose beyond fanfare.

"They were instructed by the Government to suspend all religious activities"... What part of that didn't you understand?.

Now you're accusing them of forming demigods.

Nawaa for you o

I know say him and his Oga on top don get Covik one-nine birus.

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