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terryG will soon b a Reverend.

bknight: The-read-but-never-comment crew!

These people register alright, but their profile is scant of information. Sex,Location,Posts, Personal Text, Signature, YIM, Twitter are all not filled. They r always online but funny, they never comment on any thread or probably make 1 comment in 3months or more.

#detectiveBKnight.

lolz guess I fall under dis crew. hmmm .

mysticgal: Go to your left,pass that lord chosen church,you will see one maishayi,then turn to the next str
eet,some call it avenue junction,then go straight don't look back oh,by you right you will see banana iceland,pass chief omenuko sweetuss oyoyo street by rita durmunick highway,reverse back small and then stand a little while,in 3 minutes spin around,the point where you fall is the direction to nl.

NB: the place i described now might be the house of papiwater so be very carefull

mysticgal: Go to your left,pass that lord chosen church,you will see one maishayi,then turn to the next str
eet,some call it avenue junction,then go straight don't look back oh,by you right you will see banana iceland,pass chief omenuko sweetuss oyoyo street by rita durmunick highway,reverse back small and then stand a little while,in 3 minutes spin around,the point where you fall is the direction to nl.

NB: the place i described now might be the house of papiwater so be very carefull

lmao.

guess he knows wen he lukd better. now I see a white wash. so ugly.

I wonder why Nigerians CNT see.
wat gud can cum out of d so called APC.
even if Gej leaves aso rock, d nxt incumbents are gonna still fill dia pockets.

bloody looters.

Idi Amin: I know of a guy who is currently married to a ghost. When they were dating, he didn't know until the lady led him to her home in the village. After that, the lady still visited the guy and reassured him. Today as I'm typing this, they are living together in Lagos with kids but not officially married because his inlaws refused to accept brideprice of their "dead daughter". This is absolutely true life story because the guy is my pally and the lady in question serves me food whenever I visit them. Initially, I thought she didn't know that I knew her story until she asked me one day, ......"My name" why are you not avoiding me upon knowing my story? I simply told her that I believe shit happens because uptill now, I still hang out with my dead childhood friend. As I was growing into an adult, he was growing too. I currently live in LA and he lives in Las Vegas just few hours drive away from me. He is married with kids as he promised his mother in the dream 'according to her' that he will surely bring her kids. I also have interaction with my late dad who still send my mum messages about his investments through me. I tell you guys something, my childhood friend told me that half of residents in Lagos are his likes from beyond and I know many are here on nairaland. Let me quickly add this, I am a christian, so let no foool call me names here

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xtian indeed. fooooooool. lolzzzz.

ok

fruityjojo: That is not an engagement ring! Looks more like a wedding band & y two rings! An engagement rings must be a single banded pear shape ring with a diamond,pearl,crystal on top.whlie d wedding ring is round shaped no stone on top but u can encrust dem INTO d ring itself.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.congrats 2 her

who is dis one again. and who TLD u dias a specific description of Hw an engagement ring shed luk lik. I jus wonder if Pple must comment on every post.
anyway congrats Tontolet

[quote author=slap1]Damn! She lost control of her body! [/quote




wat do u mean. u expect her to remain d same even at dis age? I wonder Hw u Pple tink n talk. mak sure 20 yrs cumin u kip ur luk as it is exactly today.

hbd Regina. llnp.

lwkmd! dis denrele will not kill me o. lolz he needs to b tied n taken to tb Joshua for deliverance.

Austeenx: Vegetable.

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I tire for una. WS she preg bfor d weding? jus askin o.

philkul: For those of u who wants to know wat d bible says abt some of things u don't understand in d catholic fate well let me help u so dt u knw wher u stand n stop doubting d catholic fatem
Abt the POPE; john 21:15-17, Mat 16:18-19,
Why we ask saints to pray for us; Prov 15:8,29, Job 42:8,
Why we use medals, crucifix, sacramentals, etc;2kings 13:20-21,
Confesing sins to a priest,Mat 16:18, John 20:21-23,
Abt purgatory, Isaiah 38:8, 52:1,Zech 13:1-2
Use of sacred images n sacramentals,2kings 13:20-21, num 21:8-9
About Incense, Exo 30:34-37, luke 1:10,
Infant baptism, Acts 16:15, 33-35 Mat 28:19
And for Mary she's d mother of Jesus we Honour abi u no get value for ur mama for house.
So go read dem up n doubt no more. Gush

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hmmm pls did u read dis passages bfor u sent dem? I read all of dem n it all Hv notin to do wit wat u are defending. an example is Isaiah 38:8
dat passage is abt king Hezekiah. hw is it related to purgatory. I pity Ur stupidity.
2 kings 13. is abt d dead man dat Elisha bones brought bak to life. wats dat gat to do wit sacrament.

Whc kind dressin b dis abeg, cnt belive dis oldman stil dresses lik this. Dis his trs na 3quater or 4quater, SMH, dis is jus professional Madness! I didn't .̮ Denrele ooo in d pix, dat wud hv made dem complete.

moremi2008: The oracle has spoken! Emeka Jnr has been condemned to the evil forest! Praise to all the Igbo people of this world! We are truly the best! The wonderful Jews of Nigeria! Igwe! Zobu-Zobu! Igbo Kwenu!

[center]*dances ojuju dance in specially-woven raffia skirt*
**waves dirty white handkerchief in jubilation**
***brings-out shining cutlass to chase any man trying to dance with my woman***[/center]

. Nt suprised sha cos naso new craze D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ start! Seun You D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep? New crazy masqurade in house ooo

Abeg abeg ah wetin sef? Mtchew * continue my cookin jare*

You right! Well watchin it is optional, as I no lik am I no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch am simple. I hv flown frm evil apearances! Lol

Dat Okorocha is on his own, I hate it wen he says "Ndigbo". Him n who cam to d conclusion? Who tld Him ACP hs a future 4 d igbos? Mumu, mak I catch mysef Votin 4 d okorocha, sumtimes I Wonder y God made me igbo, we are so inconsistent, evrybody dos wat wil pay his pocket at d detriment of his broda or sis. Dats hw everybody sees us, and until we change dat mentality nobody wud vote an Igbo as president. Am calin on d igbo youths, until we arise as one family wit trust, putin selfish intrests n monetary gains aside, we aint gonna acheive alot politically, we wil remain folowers! Why cnt we learn oneness frm d North. A bunch sweeps bt a single broom can't.

bobthebuilder99: Igbos can't decide if they love Biafra or the President.

They are confused people.

. You ar d one dat is confused. Wen its nt afectin you of cos You cn nt feel it. If d igbos cnt hv Biafra den D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shud b givin a sense of belongin in d so called One Nigeria. So watch wat You spitt out.

D manner in whc dis Northerner talk abt rulin Nija 4 eva, is dis country ur palour dat You cn do anytin? Power must go frm d south to d Southeast. Wetin sef, abi Igbos are nt Nigerians? I jus de luk at dis nonsense bt if power goes bak to d north den I SMH for d igbo nation!

Nonsense! Wen thousands of Law abidin graduates dat paid their asses tru school ar stil roamin d street jobless! Its only a fool dat wil depend wholly on nigerian govt 4 daily bread, wen You nt part of The Ogas at d top? Are You a learner?

Almost everyone steals bt until You ar caught den You ar a big theif!

ebenezer4o2: To the security personnel on NL,I got T̲̣̣̥HĨ̷̊S: dream last night and my dream use to come to past,pls act according to my instructions and let's finish dis fight.Last night,I dream and saw myself in Borno,where d Boko boys were prevalent,I discover dos guys are hiding in thick bushes and forest.Some are located in d airport environs.dey almost got me in d dream. But I flew and escaped.Pls,u people should go to d airport vicinity,thick bushes and forests,dey are hiding dia ryt nw, thanks.

. Sannu, Joseph d dreamer Lmao. Ok ☺ JTF act as Joseph instructs.

Ok now, my eyes cnt b deceivin me! Permed hair, light makeup, wedding gown, Limo, d husbands luvly traditional swags. Gbagannn my mumsy must hear dis oo. Luvly couples HML wit Gods blessings.

Lol! Odiegwu.

Magician Ko, mamalawo ni! Lol dis lady no go kill us ooo

LoverBwoy: yes o we don't mind 

All we are saayiiiing show us that a$$
All we are saayiiiing show us that a$$

. Lwkmd You yeye no b small!

Sally bee: pls, can sum 1 breif me if btech is part of asup demand 4rm fG wit a geneu source coz smbody argue wt me?

My dear Btech is nt dia major reason 4 embarkin on d strike, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar jus usin dat to cover up dia intrest so dat it won't look as if D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are selfish. D truth, d strike is 4 d best intrest of d poltechnic staff, retirement age, benefits, salary blablabla.

Heavenly Father any evil plans of my enemy to stop me frm being part of nxt Batch A! HoooolllyyyGhooostt ffirrreee. Scater destroy finish dem ooo. Dis one am hearing rumor dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wil call off by January beter it shud remain as rumor! Cos I cnt fit south

Abeg abeg, d prob wit dis country is priority? Dis meaninless tin na news meanwile students don de ring 3months at home, dis is endtime so therfore sodomy is no news plsss. Free persn weh wan go hell, evn God gav us choice to choose life or death. Bt advised we choose life, so if D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sturbonly chose he'll den I wish dem wat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wish demselves.

And to think dat Gashaka-Gumti national park is in dat enviroment, So d adminstrators of dat park want to tel me dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar ignorant of these pple existence? Meanwile de hv reps in d house! God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥, dis is a chalenge to mission work, more grace to ur elbows bt more needs to b done 4 d gospel to go round. Support Missions today.

Lwkmd!