₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:


She is a disgrace to decency and womanhood.

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON NAIRALAND, I AN HATER OF NwaAmaikpe because of his backward logical reasons have supported you today for the very first time for your sound logical deduction..WELL DONE SIR!!!

IN AN IDEAL SOCIETY A 13 YEARS OLD GIRL IS STILL A BABY WHO SHOULD FOCUS ON MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF HER LIFE RATHER THAN GETTING PREGNANT AND MAKING NOISE ABOUT IT... THOSE OF YOU SUPPORTING THE YOUNG LADY ,ASK YOUR SELF.. WILL YOU ALLOW YOUR 13 YEARS OLD SISTER OR DAUGHTER GET PREGNANT AT THAT AGE? WHAT IS WRONG IS WRONG NO MATTER WHO IS DOING IT.

Bros,i can relate with you,i was there before,mine was bad as far as,married women and single mothers in america and philipiness were asking me to marry them,though i refused them but i used to like the exprience until the Lord opend my eyes through my man of God,that when the devil wants to destroy you,he start sending women to like and chase you. So seeing it was a spiritual issue,i started handling it in the place of prayer and i can tell you it stopped. Now married women stil come but not for marriage or dating,but to seek marital counsel from me. So brother pray about it,its a spiritual issue,d devil through these women wants to steal your destiny. Handle it quick.

thanks OP, I just got mine... God bless you.

FortuneTeller:
You know that many of your brethren are dullards. They love ignorance. Let and then continue to run to Men of God and suffer.

thank you my sister... they don't know anything and the painful aspect is that they don't know that they don't know anything.

directorXixXICK:
Hmmm,he didn't say anything abt buharism..issorrit......FTC d first time this week....thanks to cc lalasticlala...alert received

which alert did you receive? is there any benefit of commenting first?? please let me know... thanks.

lalanice:
haha, when I saw the topic I was like- them Don start again, wetin pelzin go eat wen them go gree say e gud

nice info, thanks for sharing.

haha..thank you better pikin..fine girl no pimples.

Afonjanightmare:
Sense fall on you!!! Why not say testicles? Dan Banza kawai

na ur post? you don't have right to tell me what to do..and it shows you didn't read before but came out go utter arrant nonsense mala mugu.

Afonjanightmare:
Sense fall on you!!! Why not say testicles? Dan Banza kawai

na ur post?

Afonjanightmare:
This OP is a good example of a mad man, Gaskiya, Boiled eggs increase testosterone and a rich in protein compared to fresh eggs. Some Fresh eggs contain salmonella if there's an outbreak. Get your facts right

look at you,it shows you are the mad man.. you didn't read yet you are talking.. who told you am talking about the eatable egg like that of a chicken ode. ...YOU FORGOT YOU HAVE EGGS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS....MUMU LIKE YOU.

Edopesin:
This Op Is Delirious

you are the one in disturbed state of mind.. instead of you to appreciate knowledge you are talking rubbish..receive sense.

Guys, we've been digging our graves. Just read this up.

STOP BOILING YOUR EGGS

In one of our training sessions yestaday, the facilitator collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues.

NwaAmaikpe:


Well, Unfortunately that can not happen.
Christianity has been commercialized in Nigeria and the driving motive for most pastors is an unquenching quest for personal aggrandizement.

Our pastors don't go evangelizing anymore or preach salvation.

All they do is give exciting messages about wealth and faith then lure members into parting with their hard earned money.

Who will Christianize Nigeria?

Is it Johnson Suleiman who is very busy with nude videocalls and anal-sex hunting.
Or Biodun Fatonyinbo who is busy shopping for the newest shoes on EBay?

The church system should be completely overhauled.

YOU ARE A FOOL... BIG IGBO GOAT YOU ARE

NwaAmaikpe:


I love divorces... Marriages should not last so long.

A FOOL AT 40 IS A FOOL FOREVER!!!

Please help,i have a facebook page will like to turn into a blog,please how do i go about it??
#NoInsultPlease#

NO MAN IS PERFECT WE ALL HAVE WEAKNESS,BUT IF THE WEAKNESS OF UR MAN IS SOMETHING U CANT LIVE WITH FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE ITS BEST U TAKE A WALK,AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WILL DEFINATELY LEAD TO A WAR ZONE IN MARRIAGE. ......CHECK UR HEART DEEP DOWN IF U ARE NOT PEACEFUL ABOUT D MARRIAGE DATS A WARNING SIGN TO QUIT,FOR A BROKEN RELATIONSHIP IS BETTER THAN A BROKEN MARRIAGE. GOD BLESS.

#FOR ANY MARITAL COUNSEL,U CAN ALWAYS SEND ME A MAIL AND I WILL BE GLAD TO HELP.

NwaAmaikpe:
Wait ooo..can she do doggy with one leg

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Well, I'm not surprised...after all it wasn't her toto that was amputated.


That's the basic criteria for a leading role as an actress..

WHY ARE U ALWAYS A FOOL AND AN IDIOT? ARE U SURE U ARE HUMAN? BECOS UR WORDS DONT MAKE SENSE...D TIME UR DAD AND MUM SPENT TO GIVE BIRTH TO U WAS A WASTE,THEY WOULD HAVE USED IT TO FARM,IT WOULD HAVE PROFITED THEM MORE....RECEIVE SENSE B4 ITS TOO LATE...I WIPE FOR YOU.

NwaAmaikpe:


Why didn't she die

This is unfair to those who died.

NwaAmaikpe you dont always have logical reasons or good things to say,someone escaped death instead of u to thank God for her,u are asking a useless question,Go and die in her place then,idiot!!

BILLIONARES EVERYWHERE IN NIGERIA YET CITIZENS ARE SUFFERING....NIGERIA OR AFRICA DONT NEED BILLIONARES,WHAT WE NEED ARE GREAT PPLE WITH GREAT HEART FOR HUMANITY.

EVILFOREST:
What else do we expect the GOVERNORS to say...?
I never expected anything different.

They are after their 2nd term BIDS and Senatorial bids..
Nonsense.
Igbos have been insulted to the MARROW.
Igbos Loved NIGERIA so much , that was why they made efforts to travel, live and establish in other areas with the hope that ONE NIGERIA exists...

Then when those who claim to be PURVEYORS of ONE NIGERIA come down to the far south and east.., they dare not even RENT ACCOMMODATION ..
They rather sleep like Bats everywhere, still fomenting troubles as herdsmen who do not pay operational permits and taxes...
Chasing students out of classrooms with namas.

They are fast at publishing ARTICLES that IGBOS will not produce IG. of police in the next 20years...
IGBOS won't be allowed to head the custom..
IGBOS won't be allowed to head the JUSTICE cadre.
IGBOS won't be allowed to head the Immigration...
IGBOS not qualified to lead NIGERIA ...
When GEJ was president, they made sure they made his RIGIME ungovernable, just as they promised.
They always say things any how and get away with such.

A POLICE OFFICER said he would kill 200 southerners if PMB should give up the ghost....
A Redeemed Christian Lady was brutally killed, yet nothing.
Another was beheaded, despite arrests, they were released and compensated.
Osibanjo is being threatened now and asked to withdraw his ambition of vying in 2019, should anything happens to PMB....Isn't he eligible...??
U claimed to be for everyone and for nobody, yet 2weeks into office you displayed what a kindergarten kid couldn't do, by addressing people with a mathematical blunder of the century (97% and 5%)

.....what sort of a country is this....?

Someone in the south bunkers Oil, they call him an illegal oil bunker..
Someone in Zamfara mines LEAD, they encourage him..
Are both not NATURAL RESOURCES..??
...even when they come down with lead poisoning, they are treated by the Federal Hausa Government and compensated.

U say ONE NIGERIA, yet u spread Arabic inscriptions on our legal tender(money) and Nigerian Army logo without considering the feelings of others..
U built ASO ROCK and National Assembly like MOSQUES.
Yet u open your mouth to say ONE NIGERIA....because you are well represented... abiii
What nonsense....??
What do they take people down here for..?


So if all these have been planned, what else do they need the IGBOS for.....?.
THIS shouldn't cause WAR nor any form of rancor...
They should even help the IGBOS to pack their properties and leave the stupid recalcitrant IGBOS there..

YOU ARE A TRUE SON OF UR FATHER,U HAVE SPOKEN WELL,I WISH PPLE CAN SEE D REALM YOU ARE TALKING FROM....I HAVE ALWAYS KNEW THERE IS NOTHING LIKE "ONE NIGERIA"..
THERE IS A SAYING THAT UNITED WE STAND,DIVIDED WE FALL.BUT IN NIGERIA IT'S "UNITED WE FALL AND DIVIDED WE STAND"...LETS GO OUR SEPRATE WAYS WITHOUT FINGTHING....GBAM!

vengertime:
Afonjas the unity beggers will soon arrive just watch

haha..u funny bro.

the RONDEL REGION

bkool7:
No, not from where I'm looking

pls tell us where u are looking from.

hmbassey1960:
am nt in nigeria now,i want to have update on them do the have any online forum

I havent seen any..but once I do, I will also post it here for everyone.

bkool7:
All these business of agitation is now getting boring

NIGERIA as a country is more boring bro.

hmbassey1960:
how serious are these dudes,incase any thing happens we knw were we stand

they are very serious,everyone is tired of NIGERIA.

hmbassey1960:
I wanna laugh mehn!

you are free to shine ur 32 teeth.

A new Niger Delta group – named ‘Region of the Niger Delta’ (Rondel) are agitating to break away from Nigeria, demanding the sovereignty of the region.In a statement by its spokesman, Efe Edet-Tamuno, the group stated that its demands are made on a non-violent struggle. The group alleged that the Arewa youths intend to divide and destroy Nigeria, adding that their resolutions are in response to the treasonableultimatum issued by the Northern Youths. Read the statement:“A Demand for the Independence of Rondel from Nigeria in 2018.“We the people of the Region of the Niger Delta (Rondel), represented by members of Rondel Solidarity Movement (RSM) – a newly born aggressive but non-violent umbrella body for all intellectuals, groups and associations in the Niger Delta Region, having lived together in the past as a loose federation under the Benin Empire and the great Ijaw and other kingdoms, desirous of searching for our own country since Northerners in Nigeria have decided to evacuate southerners from ‘their Nigeria’ – we today, wish to announce the fusion of our various groups into one strong and united non-self-seeking group to champion our developmental causes and help build our region into a nation of justice, freedom, peace and prosperity.“We have, after over 6 hours of a well-attended meeting held at a secret location in Rivers State, met and made Resolutions which will be remembered as The Rondel Covenant. The Resolutions are in response to the threat by lazy and ignorant Arewa Youths to divide and destroy Nigeria (disguising as evicting the Igbos – an injury to any Southerner is an injury to all Southerners – the days of divide and conquer has ended) and noting the obvious foot-dragging of the Nigerian government over this issue with no one arrested, tried or jailed despite the fact that the treasonable felons are well known and they are all not hiding whereas a certain Nnamdi Kanu of Biafra was incarcerated for over two years for daring to discuss Biafra and a certain Kola Edokpayi of Rondel is currently incarcerated for daring to challenge the government in Edo state.“Following the treasonable ultimatum issued by the Arewa Youths with tacit backing of the Arewa Consultative Forum and Nigeria Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs led by Sultan of Sokoto either of who has not openly condemned the felons and called for their incarceration like they would do when the table turned, and being fed up of being described by the President of Nigeria as 5% undeserving of the benefits of Nigeria, thus desirous to find our own country where we will be treated as citizens with full rights, not some species with 5% rights. We hereby make the following declarations and resolve as follows:
1. That all the intellectuals, groups and associations in the Niger Delta should fuse into Rondel Solidarity Movement and our demands shift from Resource Control to Independence Movement.
2. That in our country, we shall return power to the true owners of the lands, the monarchs, in English-style power sharing between the Royals and the people in a Parliamentary system.
3. That we demand Independence for Rondel from Nigeria from 2018.
4. That Rondel comprises all the six states in the present South-South of Nigeria.
5. That Rondel is an acronym derived from the Region of Niger Delta, later the Republic of Niger Delta, if the Arewa groups make good their threats.
6. That Rondel is our name, Rondish will be our Language and Rondland shall be our capital city. Details of these, including the locations of Rondland, shall be in our October 1 book.
7. That no inch of Rondel in the six states of Akwa-Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Cross River, Edo, and the Rivers States shall ever be ceded to any other people or nation for any reason whatsoever and all those people drawing maps up and down are hereby warned to desist forthwith or risk our disproportionate vengeance including present and future social and economic sanctions.
8. That our motivations for decision to leave Nigeria are first President Buhari’s treatment of our people as 5%, Northerner’s nearly exclusive illegal and immoral occupation of our oil wells destroying our ecosystems and the eviction notice by Arewa Youths with tacit support of government and the Arewa leaders.
9. That since that treasonable order by Arewa youths, and because no one was arrested, tried and convicted for the high treason, the same matter for which Nnamdi Kalu was imprisoned for about two years, we no longer have faith in one indissoluble Nigeria.
10. That we state emphatically and without equivocation, that in the likely event of the disintegration of Nigeria, we have resolved to live together in the “Region of Niger Delta’, which we henceforth now wish to call RONDEL.
11. That we wish henceforth, as a people, to be known and addressed as Rondelites and our languages to be known as dialects of Rondish, which shall be our Official Language, side by side English.
12. That our capital city shall be a portion carved out of an existing area in the Region of Niger Delta and to be renamed Rondland. Details, including out national anthem, flag, coat of arms and interim Constitution, will be published in our book, “RONDEL MANIFESTO: The Making of a Nation” to be released on October 1, 2017.
13. That the Igbo people, and indeed all Africans and foreigners, are heartily welcome to visit, stay, live in or do legitimate business unencumbered anywhere in Rondel now and in the future.
14. That in the event of a breakup and the Biafrans, the Omoluabis, Middle Beltans, etc have their separate countries, we will be willing to enter into economic partnerships to help each other grow their economies and societies to achieve the Millennium Developed Goals.
15. That this Resolution serves as a warning and a Notice to the Nigerian government, the International community, including all the northern states of Nigeria that henceforth, if any Igbo or indeed any Southerner or Middle Beltan Nigerian is ever attacked or killed again anywhere in the north in a hate or xenophobic attack, we shall declare our Independence within three months.This is not a threat but self-preservation.
16. That since the Arewa youths have given the Igbos (that implies all southerners, we are not fooled) three months notice to vacate ‘their Nigeria’, we give all northern oil bloc owners three months notice from October 1, 2017, for them to leave the Niger Delta Region or face unpredictable adverse consequences.
17. That we are now ready to take our destiny in our own hands and end this parasitic forced marriage of perpetual disaster since 1914.
18. That we in the Region of Niger Delta declare today as the commencement date for our Independence struggle.
19. That the minimum demand for negotiation is an arrest, prosecution and conviction of all those who were involved in the provocative treasonable felony. Condemning their action or threat to arrest them will not suffice this time.

AM PROUD TO BE A RONDELITE WHAT ABOUT YOU?

chronique:
Hmm. Bash him in the morning, and sympathize with him at night. Nice carrot and stick approach from a hurting ex. Love is wonderful.

carrot and stick approach,managment student,i spot you..haha. Carry on.

Proud virgin,i represent myself keeping it becos of my fear for God. And becos i love my future wife and i want to be a responsible father.

tribalistseun:
Thiefnubuu at work, Sahara reporters Brown envelope media house

PROFESSIONAL BLACKMAILERS,I PITY PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE NEWS FROM SAHARA REPORTERS....I KNOW THEY TOO WELL.

I will say u help her out,dont allow evil to conquer u rather conquer evil with good,help her out but dont ask her out again...help her and let her move on.

Benekruku:
Thank God that watching porn is not listed!

KEEP WATCHING...U AND THE DEVIL WILL SIT DOWN IN HELL TO WATCH TOGETHER,USING HELLFIRE FLAT SCREEN TV..