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Why don't you go to hell you stupid Igbo girl, what do you know. Anyways I don't have your time ASSWIPE.

ikamefa:
hehe ! so you have seen me b/4 and you know am a buxom babe eh!

anyways we can't all be lepa scala ok!?

God Gave us Food to eat

and paraga to shack!

he never did give us a parameter to gauge how we eat and drink

so don't be coming here yapping about too much carbohydrates aight?

food is for eating

I hear you girl friend , you are a funny character

ikamefa:
nuffin except this cloudy sky!
you hungry? i just finished a big mountainous bowl of eba and efo soup!

_{are you drooling yet?}

That's why you so FAT, girl you need to chill out with those carbohydrates

Why don't you go kill your fugly self and do the world a favor. Nonsense

promise72:
anybody here i know?

No now buzz off loser *hisses*

Has anyone here even seem Lauryn's nuts? it may just be a mean joke

I'm not gay sorry, how can I replace my Lauryn

ZuluNation:
That's what I call ugly, Lauryn where are you? see as Dozman just dey show people your baby pictures

How dare you talk about my Lauryn like that

And I declared my love for Lauryn not to long ago I'm heart broken

my lauryn has nuts? what is this sinful world coming to

edygirl:
Saddam has been executed by hanging for war crimes.

So what do you want me to start jumping for joy? *hisses*

How retarded are you, why in the world do you want to listen to the radio on your cell, if you have to listen to the radio, why not just get you a freaking radio for crying out loud

Those Yoruba people sef, BUSH PEOPLE. *hiss*

Honey_pot:
No, i won't go because i don't need it. And it is relatively easy too, especially when u play by the rules and use your head.

See, it is the desperation of Nigerians that make issuance of visas very difficult. I can't lose my self-esteem because i need some stupid prints on my passport. Any country, i'm visiting should be glad, because i'm not going there to claim public funds but to contribute positively to their economy.

Yes, some people have problems and most times it is because they are not properly guided, made conflicting claims, couldn't communicate effectively or just sheer incompetence on the part of the embassies or bad luck (if there is any)

I don't know so much about the US or other EU states, but i suppose they will be somewhat straight forward as the UK. All my friends who consulted me for advice got their visas without any interview, so it is relatively easy only when u know what u are doing.

I hate to say this, but you are absolutely right. I had frinds and family I've filed for to come to the states and it may take 6 to 8 months but were never turned down. Like you said, if you go in with clean hands and can communicate properly the chances of being downed down is next to zero.

Honey_pot:
Who needs a green card? Freewilly, u can go ahead and sell your 'green' idea to motor park touts, who normally would find it difficult getting into and earning a living in the US.

Students, graduates and professionals don't need your 'red card' to immigrate/work/become permanent residents in the US or any part of Europe.

Na big lie you talk, go and get a visa now if you think it's that easy

Put a link so the rest of us can go read about it

LoverBwoy:
so you will kill your daughter if she wants to marry someone that is not from your tribe?

Oh no I'll only kill her if she tells me she's marrying a Hausa(malam).

Now ladies enough of this nonsense, would you all just walk away. I mean I want you'll to take that walk of shame because I'm the last poster on this here thread and there's just nothing anyone can do about that

Yes there's something wrong here, I hate it when folks lie about shitt. If my daughter comes to me and tells me she's marrying a Hausa man,that would be her last day in this world TUFIA

Uche2nna:
@ EvilSlayer Keep thinking of her! That is da much u can do! It is called so close yet so far
As for the dollar stuff, if that is da only way u can think of being a billonaire then u will be pulling a Mike Tyson kind of stunt. Rich today, Broke 2morrow. Now that is a piece of advice from a Grown up

Can someone please help me interpret what this kid is saying. I hope you don't have a problem with me going after Lauryn because I'll crush you like the little boy you are. And did I not tell you to go play with your mates outside. If I have to tell you that again I'll use my belt . Kids of nowadays, always trying to get into grown folks conversations

@ paddy_lo

Bros I won't be calling anyone Ugly, have you looked at a mirror lately. You look like the poster child from planet Ugly. Go back to your planet before you start rubbing your ugliness on us

Uche2nna:
See what ?
your news is stale because I am just few minutes away from paying the dowry

In your dreams young man. What I can offer to Lauryn you can only dream off. I suggest you go play out side with your mates so grown folks can take care of business

@ Lauryn.

If you reading this babe, I wish you had a wonderful weekend, If only I had a dollar for every time I thought of you this weekend I'll be a freaking billionaire, I miss you so much babe. You are God sent I swear.

This thread was started yesterday. Did you use search before starting a new thread?

Alight sweet heart, You have a lovely night and I'll just keep dreaming of the day you and I will be together. I'll miss you babe

It's not a pick up line my dream girl. I've fallen and I can't get up kind of Love is what I have for you Apple Pie

Lauryn can I be your baby daddy?

I don't have to negotiate with uche for your love, I'm seriously falling for you Lauryn. I may be sick in the head, but when I see something I like I go for it. I've seen your pic so many times and your cute smile just milts my heart every time I think of you

I'm annoyed at the 20/20 report, the western media always try to portray Nigeria as this corrupt lawless nation. What about the American that are in on the scam 20/20 never went after them.

Who in America don't know that fast money is properly a scam.

I don't need a bucket, I need you sweetheart

Are you serious there goes my chance of ever getting to be with you

Are you dating Uche ?