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What do I have in my fridge? hummmmmm let's see not a thing. Nope I'm wrong have some left over Pizza and some wings from last night. I better go eat it before my broke ass friends get here.

My bad for going off track on your thread Eastcoast.

@ Hot angel what are the sisters saying about us fellas ? OK folks I'M SO NOT GAY, but I think Nigerian men are good looking too.

I like you Funloving you a funny guy. But only gay men have emotions, EMOTIONS has gone out the window for me a long time ago. Thanks for the advise though, and yup I always have protection on me.

Oh before I forget pls don't tell my mom about this OK bro. You have a nice weekend too bro.

@ hot angel.

I just checked out your profile too, if I were your neighbor I'll be stalking your ass too. You HOT..............So many fine sisters on Nairaland I must have died and gone to heaven

That's right dude, I don't know what you  do with your girls or girl, it's all your business bro. I bang my girls and it don't make me an Evil person.

Enough with all the love shiit. Dude bang the girl, and if you ask her to be your girl and she Say's no hey you'll ready got a piece of that ass.

when was the last time anyone  rode on the small yellow bus to school.

Don't remember.

When was the last time you thought a thread was getting too retarded.

If Snazzydawn was my neighbor, I'll be stalking her for sure the girl is fine.

Last month.

When was the last time you had some good MouthAction.

Every day.

When was the last time you forgot to take your meds, and you stabbed your whole family to death.

what's wrong with going home with a different girl every night. I do that a lot, it don't mean I sleep with all these girls. Some dudes just have more female friends than guy friend.

@ Snazzydawn

Girl I just checked out the pic in your profile, honey you are one hot mama I must say.

The next time your man goes to the club with out you, pls give EvilSlayer a call.I'll make all you worries go away. They don't call me the clean up guy for nothing.

Honey I'm just a cheap guy I'll fly anything that would get me to Nigeria in one piece and under $1500. Times are hard my sister. I'll fly Big Bird from Sesame Street if I have to. It's Nigeria or burst.

Didn't mean to to mean dear, it just seemed like that dude was trying to insult me or something. But any ways not all airlines have the flat screen TV on the head rest I'm flying United and Lufthansa air hopefully the TV'S on the head rest in Economy.

Why only African girls what's wrong with a white girl ?

yummy:
are you sure u've been on a plan before? what do you mean someone blocking you to watch? or is that how US plans are? One TV for all?

Oh no dude I've never been on an airplane, I just walk from Dallas to Canada every month. And the last time I was in Nigeria, I rode a camel through the Sahara desert. Pls don't insult me dude. If you don't know the answer to a question on a thread, you don't have to post your dumb ass comments, you may just make your self look so foolish.

And please I'm not interested in you conversecity.com, so you can shove it up where the sun don't shine.

@ Hot Angel.

I fly alot between US and Vancover Canada, my job requires me to do that, I don't know when last you was on an international fight, but inflight movies suck ass and the lady sitting in front of you is always this 6 feet 300 pounds person that blocks the whole 24 inch screen. That's why I would like to have my own portable DVD player. I just wish any one knows how I can recharge the batteries in Asterdam which is my transfer point.

I'm planning a trip to Nigeria in the next couple of months, it's been a while for me. I'm just wondering what you guys do on the long flight to keep you from being so bored. My mom thinks I should get a whole bunch of novels to read, I hate reading novels, it's gay. I would love to take my protable DVD player and watch movies, but how on earth to you recharge the batteries.I'm desperate folks

A few mins ago.


When was the last time you had a cold ass beer?

I think Nursing is a profitable career these days, thousands of men and women are going into this profession every day, one question though ? has any one stop to wonder what would happend to this money making ventore in the next four to five years. I'm pretty sure all the Economics majors know where I'm coming from (Demand and Supply). If you think I don't know what I'm talking about, ask all the people that went in to computer programing in the early 90's when we had the dot com boom.

Welcome to the Niaraland, If you don't mind me asking bro why do you have to use the word Diaspora like eight million times ?

He/she looks like a IndecentStar