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Romance / Re: Guyz,Have You Ever Been Sucked?Share Your Experiences by EWANE(m): 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2016
HateU2:
Chai! Wait till she cuts off ur d.ic.k with her teeth. That is how bro morufu in our street dey njoy am till sikira use her teeth on him. Hmmmmm, no be small story. Bro Morufu no get 'kondo' again o but I pray u will stop b4 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
lol! sikira wicked oo. chai. guys dey fear am i sure
Romance / Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by EWANE(m): 3:24pm On Mar 28, 2016
Cutehector:
In reality,

Some were molested at an early age
Some lost it to olosho bcus of their low self esteem
Some lost it through masturbation
And some lost it inside wet dream
Romance / Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by EWANE(m): 2:42pm On Mar 28, 2016
Cutehector:
In reality,

Some were molested at an early age
Some lost it to olosho bcus of their low self esteem
Some lost it through masturbation
And some lost it inside wet dream
Romance / Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by EWANE(m): 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
vsaintchigs:
I didnt sleep well for a month because of worries cos i didnt use cd

hmmmm! u no use balloon eh? hope u no score goal?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Begs Davido For One Night Stand On Instagram by EWANE(m): 1:19pm On Mar 27, 2016
Karashika alert!
Culture / Re: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by EWANE(m): 9:15am On Mar 27, 2016
lepasharon:


its done in cameroon...
lepasharon:


its done in cameroon...
lepasharon:


its done in cameroon...
BUT IT IS NOT WIDESPREAD! THAT'S MY PROBLEM! I AM STILL TO MEET A LADY WHO HAS HAD HER BREASTS IRONED or are you one?
Culture / Re: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by EWANE(m): 9:10am On Mar 27, 2016
who made you God to conclude that itz widespread across the african continent? if you don't have money to pay for your flights and travel across africa to do research on the issue then don't pour your lies out here. I have never seen a single lady who has gone through breast ironing and you itz widespread
Romance / Re: Is It Appropriate To Ask Your Boo For Easter gift by EWANE(m): 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2016
again?! valentines day-gift, christmas day gift, new year gift, he has tried shaa! let him rest small na...
Celebrities / Re: Onyi Anekwe's Tears Saved P-Square From Breakup (see Photos) by EWANE(m): 11:55pm On Mar 25, 2016
acenazt:
Law student wey get time to cry for psquare! Dis girl use don expire

HAAAAABAA...! you want make she cry again?

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Politics / Re: I’m One Of Chibok Girls’, Pleads Arrested Suicide Bomber In Cameroon by EWANE(m): 11:19pm On Mar 25, 2016
hinwazaka:
She is a liar. She should produce her identity card that shows she was a student of the institution, before her abduction. She should also produce her WAEC ID card, and explain the full meaning of BIOLOGY, before she can be taken seriously. ****

SO DO YOU THINK A SINGLE ONE OF THE KIDNAPPED GIRLS HAVE ANY OF WHAT YOU SAID? THINK!

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Fashion / Re: counter thread: Wearing Fake Butt And Boobs Pad Isn't Bad by EWANE(m): 3:38pm On Mar 25, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wt is dis1 saying? :-/
so do you don't know that no guy on this planet will dream of ending up with a fake lady? that's what i'm saying! understand now? (nothing personal)

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Fashion / Re: counter thread: Wearing Fake Butt And Boobs Pad Isn't Bad by EWANE(m): 3:21pm On Mar 25, 2016
please let her talk na! she no lie na! nyash pad and artificial no bad for her na! she no 1 marry na ha fault?
Crime / Re: I Was 'Raped' By A Female Nairalander by EWANE(m): 7:49pm On Mar 22, 2016
wuna wan killam? she rape am nah, he survived and gave the testimony. Praaaaaaaaaise THE LORD!

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Crime / Re: I Was 'Raped' By A Female Nairalander by EWANE(m): 6:57pm On Mar 22, 2016
op u were dreaming.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Goes Grey, Gets Mixed Reactions From Fans by EWANE(m): 6:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
Unleash the granny!!! old age fit her well!

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Crime / Re: Father Brutalises His Own Children In Lagos (photos) by EWANE(m): 6:45pm On Mar 22, 2016
LEMME GUESS... ENDTIME FATHER.

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Crime / Re: Father Brutalises His Own Children In Lagos (photos) by EWANE(m): 6:45pm On Mar 22, 2016
LEMME GUESS... ENDTIME FATHER!

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Romance / Re: Guys, Would You Allow Your Bride Wear This Wedding Gown? by EWANE(m): 8:14am On Mar 22, 2016
yes if i have plans of running away at the altar
Romance / Re: Am Seriously Afraid Pls Help!!! by EWANE(m): 10:35pm On Mar 21, 2016
KARASHIKA! Her charm dey work!
Romance / Re: Mbanuuu!!!i Totally Disagree With _vinshu by EWANE(m): 11:08pm On Mar 20, 2016
If NELSON MANDELA got married to Vinshu or a lady like her he would have died in prison.

If MARTIN LUTHER got married to Vinshu or a lady like her he would have said " I HAVE A DREAM WHERE MY WIFE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THE PRESENT CONDITION OF A MAN IS NOT FOR ETERNITY".

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Romance / Re: Unrealistic Demands Of Girls No Guy Should Ever Give In To by EWANE(m): 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2016
I SUPPORT YOU! MONEY AND MUSCLES DON'T MAKE A MAN!
Romance / Re: . by EWANE(m): 10:32pm On Mar 20, 2016
do u have good (real and true) friends because from the look of things u appear to be a loner
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Okuneye Idris, Nigerian Guy Who Changed From Dark To Snow White by EWANE(m): 10:16pm On Mar 16, 2016
hmmm even Micheal Jackson go hail oo! #expertbleacher
Romance / Re: Opinion: Who Is The Worst "Woman-wrapper" On Nairaland? by EWANE(m): 10:11pm On Mar 16, 2016
lol! A woman-wrapper post, very soon we will see "The deadliest boyfriend snatcher!". lol Nairaland... no place like this! Loving it!
Romance / Re: (pics)top10 Most Handsome Nairalanders That Should Get You Gawking Like A Fool. by EWANE(m): 9:22pm On Mar 16, 2016
4 guys lyk me who are not on that list... start improving your bank account
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by EWANE(m): 2:47am On Mar 13, 2016
January 1st
Romance / Re: My Gf Pour Saliva On My Mouth And I Poured Back To Her's While Kissing by EWANE(m): 2:41am On Mar 13, 2016
please you 2 should break-up because if wuna marry na imbesile go surely commot #salivanobesmallthingo

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has Really Bad Breath: How Do I Tell Her? by EWANE(m): 2:35am On Mar 13, 2016
simple. buy her toothbrush, toothpaste, and some extra cosmetics and place in bag (buy her 1 better electronic toothbrush o) plus 1 nice perfume. tell her you want to see those beautiful teeth of her's glow brighter each day so that more beauty will be added to her smile, then strugle and kiss her (i know say ei no easy), aswear she will brush her teeth till blister developes.

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Sports / Re: Which World Cup Did You Enjoy The Most by EWANE(m): 9:57pm On Mar 12, 2016
BRAZIL 2014! the way Brazil was kicked out... OH GOD... EPIC!
Sports / Re: Which World Cup Did You Enjoy The Most by EWANE(m): 9:56pm On Mar 12, 2016
BRAZIL 2014! the way Brazil was kicke out... OH GOD... EPIC!
Jokes Etc / Re: You Beat Up A Boy And His Father Appear Like This What Will You Do? by EWANE(m): 9:50pm On Mar 12, 2016
JESUS! Start explaining your entire lifetime history, tell him your will and let him proceed!

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