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Pls shey u help us find 2016 budget ni?

If the budget document of a Republic called NIGERIA, submitted with funfair, to the National Assembly could got stolen.One wondered, who to report too should incase, you parked your vehichle by your house and the roof removedor who do you report to, when you wear your pairs of shoe to work, and a leg got stolen from you.‪#‎I‬urge all the lover of democracy to raise the love of this countryabove personal Interest, eye-service,Fear or Favour.... And speak up before things get worst while we celebrate 'Emptiness' and call it change.‪#‎This‬ indeed is a Hard Chase of our common resolve, our togetherness..........Where are the Human Right Activist, The Legal Icon,The Labour Leaders‪#‎SaveNigeria

kilode100:
I don't do little boys. Na person papa I dey fvck!

hahahah....

[quote author=Saurab post=41891100]I like the shirt he is wearing.[/




are u a northerner?

Meanwhile, Timipriye Sylva finally answers Buhari’s phone call
Listen:
Sylva: Hello Mr. President...
Buhari: Sylva you dont want to pick my calls again ba?
Sylva: Sorry Mr president, I was in the toilet.
Buhari: That toilet kill you for there... so you chop all the money we gave you and now u are...
Sylva: It is not like that, I chop beans last night
Buhari: You put yam inside?
Sylva: Na the yam wey you give me and small beans wey Tinubu give me I chop
Buhari: Sylva you dey mad? Who give you yam? If you mention my name again, I swear, I go send EFCC come carry you
Sylva: But e never reach like that now Mr. President ?
Buhari : I dont even know why I tell those EFCC to leave you, I for kukuma live you there as Tinubu and Amaechi advised .
Sylva: Sir you mean Tinubu and Amaechi...
Buhari: Keep quiet idiot. Why did you lose the election after all the plan?
Sylva: Who told u I lost?
Buhari: Fashola call me say him see am for facebook profile of Mfonobong Abel Ekene say Dick beat you
Sylva: No mind that stupid Fashola, why him no see am for him 80 million naira website? I no lose, Dick rig am
Buhari: Barawo! After all you promise us
Sylva: Hello.. hello. Network is bad I cant hear you.
Buhari: Mumu, 419, you will hear me when EFCC come

Meanwhile, Timipriye Sylva finally answers Buhari’s phone call
Listen:
Sylva: Hello Mr. President...
Buhari: Sylva you dont want to pick my calls again ba?
Sylva: Sorry Mr president, I was in the toilet.
Buhari: That toilet kill you for there... so you chop all the money we gave you and now u are...
Sylva: It is not like that, I chop beans last night
Buhari: You put yam inside?
Sylva: Na the yam wey you give me and small beans wey Tinubu give me I chop
Buhari: Sylva you dey mad? Who give you yam? If you mention my name again, I swear, I go send EFCC come carry you
Sylva: But e never reach like that now Mr. President ?
Buhari : I dont even know why I tell those EFCC to leave you, I for kukuma live you there as Tinubu and Amaechi advised .
Sylva: Sir you mean Tinubu and Amaechi...
Buhari: Keep quiet idiot. Why did you lose the election after all the plan?
Sylva: Who told u I lost?
Buhari: Fashola call me say him see am for facebook profile of Mfonobong Abel Ekene say Dick beat you
Sylva: No mind that stupid Fashola, why him no see am for him 80 million naira website? I no lose, Dick rig am
Buhari: Barawo! After all you promise us
Sylva: Hello.. hello. Network is bad I cant hear you.
Buhari: Mumu, 419, you will hear me when EFCC come


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Stupid women fighting over an ordinary man when it should have been the other way round..




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Endtime ladies

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irunooboo:
Most guys like to brag on social media but when it comes down to action they chicken out After my previous thread on why NL men are sexually poor, i got Tons of pm's from guys trying to prove a point. I replied one guy and we met at a restaurant in Ado-ekiti on tuesday to talk and know each other. eventually i had a soft spot for him and i went to his house last night. After gisting for a while, we started kissing and smooching and his breath smells alchohol badly. I observed he is not good at foreplays too but i ignored thinking his sexual performance would make up for it. Alas the guy cum after 3mins and started defending himself saying my pusssy is tight and its been long he had sex. I got angry and pretended i was satisfied while i dressed up and left. My question is why do most men cum so fast is it too much sugar intake or over excitement? I still cant find a man who can satisfy me sexually

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fromnigeria:
Well for me, i think those days of Impunity are gone. Just wishing we have more Buharis.

God forbid... Dis is his last reigning here in my dear nation...

country being governed by the un-certificated President





dis can only here in Nigeria

Lasgidy1:
If I were u, I'll commit murder and commit suicide, in that case, no winner, no vanquished!
Anyways, today's my bday. Me and shalewa go f_ck ourselves until there's nothing left of us

Lol, do u mean marathon s**

Good Morning friends.
I hear say President Of Northern Republic Of Nigeria
Sacks EFCC Boss, Ibrahim Lamorde and Appoints Magu
As Chairman ?
.
Hahaha! This is gradually getting very hilarious and exciting. So there's know more good incorruptible and
competent people in the south, east and west ?
Shame to you all the South and East leaders.
And if you want to defend Buhari's pattern of
appointments, i think your best bet would be to tell us
how Southern Nigeria are so corrupt that it will be hard to find men of integrity in other region.
In fact, PMB advisers are not helping him by not letting
him know that Nigeria is too big for appointments into
key national positions to be confined to a region,
irrespective of whatever personal criteria being used.
This is a bad precedent in a multi ethnic country like Nigeria.

Good Morning friends.
I hear say President Of Northern Republic Of Nigeria
Sacks EFCC Boss, Ibrahim Lamorde and Appoints Magu
As Chairman ?
.
Hahaha! This is gradually getting very hilarious and exciting. So there's know more good incorruptible and
competent people in the south, east and west ?
Shame to you all the South and East leaders.
And if you want to defend Buhari's pattern of
appointments, i think your best bet would be to tell us
how Southern Nigeria are so corrupt that it will be hard to find men of integrity in other region.
In fact, PMB advisers are not helping him by not letting
him know that Nigeria is too big for appointments into
key national positions to be confined to a region,
irrespective of whatever personal criteria being used.
This is a bad precedent in a multi ethnic country like Nigeria.

a newly-wed woman who just moved into the house with her husband was raped while her husband was forced to watch.





Take it or leave it... Dis is d end of the marriage... I pity dis woman

mumuhamado mumuharii




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docadams:
Methink, it's the norm whenever an ex president embark on an official trip to use one of the jets from the presidential fleet.
We should remember he just returned from an errand approved by PMB to observe elections in Tanzania.

Aburo mi... Pls where is ur senses?

hinwazaka:
This woman is so dull and uninspiring.

U have been charged for treason... Ur case begins on monday .... Courrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

walozanga:
WHO KILLED DELE GIWA? na................

Baba Obj and u should be in better position to ansa

California30:
The Boko Haram guys will definitely come to that birthday.

Them no dey use ear hear virgin.


I bet there are not up to 20 virgins in Yoruba land.
.

How do u know... Abi u be hmmm ni

my run away girlfriend