₦airaland Forum

Dat 1 dude ve bin werin 4...

**Grabs a seat_reach 4ma popcorn**

Dis year own no reach 100??

Suleiman werin sup nah?

janeade:
6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.

Sure, abi u no dey see d kind harmattan wey dey blow uptill naw??

janeade:
7. I saw Catholic Reverend Fathers getting married. I
saw a group rise called “Old Catholic Church”, they
were on fire for God and caused a revolution.

Konji!!

janeade:
8. Boko Haram is sponsored by two people; one is a
traditional ruler and the other is a retired General.

2names on ma head.. Mek I talk??

janeade:
9. Nollywood should stop nudity and immoral content
been shown because God is not happy.

Its highly alarming!!

janeade:
17. Buhari’s health needs attention.

Ofcuz dat dude is aged! He wan form Mandela 4 us.. 4get say mandela 1st go jail. OBJ smart oo!

janeade:
22. 2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in
violence and end up in court case.

My 4yr old kid broda knwz dat. Its obvious!

janeade:
23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the
governor of Lagos state.

Lyk say d muslim bin no perform. Sule tek tym oo!

janeade:
37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors of
Bokoharam, God warned him recently with his health.
The next, God will take his life.

Niggiz be lyk "wich rtd gen bin sick recently??"

janeade:
38. I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed to
govern.

Okezie Ikpeazu.. Abians won't allow dat dude!

janeade:
40. President Gooluck Jonathan should arrest corrupt
leaders. His calmness is what is empowering them to
steal.

Dats jus his major problem, nofin else.

janeade:
44. A great man of God whose first name begins with
3rd letter and Surname with 15th letter needs serious
prayers. I saw serious crisis and crying. Please let’s
pray for him.

Chris Okotie or Chris Oyakhilome??

janeade:
45. Let’s pray against military intervention and interim
government.

Neva! Democrazy has cum 2 stay

janeade:
47. I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for
president.

He has none!

#peace

Dey jus gotta do anyfin to give naira bak it value...
A necessity! Infact a priority!



#BringBackNaira'sValue

Seek advice from ur father... And ur mom too. Its more honorable!
Not here!

Vikkie14:
A statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr Reuben Abati said Mrs. Jonathan-Olei passed away earlier sunday at a hospital in Yenagoa after a brief illness.

Not in Uk,Us,India or anywhere abroad...

Discuss it.. Let dere b a mutual understandin why d rship can't continue and let both parties acept in gud faith so one gets hurt or feels "bin used" or "cheated on"...

I understand exactly wat dis dude z tryna say.. Jus dat d text aint reader friendly.

He's tryna tell us dat "often tyms, we get wat we deserve in rships".. U want mr.right, be mrs.right!!

Kingsley1000:
thank you..strictly meant for igbos but i want other Nigerians to read how daft and clueless we're politically

Nah! Not "we"... Rather ure daft and clueless lyk ur president 4 not makin dat jargons u posted up der "ur opinion"

Aturu!!!

APC entirely is more clueless dan GEJ...

So if I shud go by ur interpretation of dat section of d
constitution..

"A final year student in any nigerian university
rusticated/expelled for wateva crime be it
cultism or malpractice has met d education
requirement to secure a job in d labour market
without presentin a B.sc cert or it equivalent??

Dis niggaz must be high on columbian weed...

APC entirely is more clueless dan GEJ...
So if I shud go by ur interpretation of dat section of d constitution..
"A final year student in any nigerian university rusticated/expelled for wateva crime be it cultism or malpractice has met d education requirement to secure a job in d labour market without presentin a B.sc cert or it equivalent??

Dis niggaz must be high on columbian weed...

Dis a fashion trend?

lafflaff123:
No 2:not going to work, are you serious? make i pause TV when Manchester United dey play?
.

Bros, hw u wan tek pause live match?

U 4got to add "my opinion"....

brito:
No my name is ....., pls don't quote I will edit it

Sent u a pm

Any analytical thinker can predict same.. Nofin spiritual here!
Mtchew!


I hear say dos indonesian search & rescue team wey don recover 34 bodies of d victims of AirAsia, say dem see Buhari cert near Bermuda Triangle en route indian ocean. Who has comfirm diz??

#BuhariShowUsUrCertJoor...

Werin diz dude dey find 4 woman backyard sef..
Sure diz guy don already dey "follow back" tey tey even b4 twitter emergence.

mazzi:
nwanne, are u frm mbano?

France

brito:
No, I don't think so

Eeeh! Mek I hear.. Lyk say u fit kill ant! Abegi!!

Brito?? Dats an abbrviation 4 ya real name??

Otuocha!!!
Book no gree enta d mallam head!

Dora is 1 of a kind.. May her soul RIP

Dnt seem 2 understand..
U asking a question or u narrating a tragic story?
Who to blame??
Ure clueless,lyk ur president!



Ehm! Hu has seen Buhari cert?? Abeg return am!

brito:
Lolz, I don't do such

Y u com dey form hardcore na?
Wen u and I knw say deres 1 gentle fear-fear girl dyin to cum outta u..

Otuocha!!

brito:
I didn't get you

Lyk say u no catch d joke...

brito:
Don't be dear

Promise 2b faithful..
Wen u ontop of me will be d only tym I will ever "f#ck up"..

brito:
oh!! I'm sorry

I'm scared :-

Yea! Dat was den...

missdebs:
1.) GEJ: decievin nigerians with no shoe story, he got into power. Now he and the other presidents(mama peace n co) toast daily to chopping nigeria's money

Madam ure obsessed... I'd buy u a consolidation wine and rub ya bak while u sip..
So u cud hate no more.

Rep ur culture everywhere u go..

Pishure or...

Dnt wori, NA will recapture d base.

brito:
what?

Neva knew u were diz harsh!!

If I share ma own throwback foto naw som go ask "who b dis 1 sef?", because I no b celebrity abi?