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crownprince102:
9. Ronaldinho came to limelight in the Brazillian media after a 23-0 win over a local team at the age of 13 being the only one who scored all the 23 goals.

Wow! Wow!

crownprince102:
18. FA cup match between scunthorpe and worcester hold the record of longest penalty shoot out with 32 kicks on December 17, 2014.

A must watch! Oh my...

crownprince102:
24. Argentine Referee Damian Rubino issued 36 red card in a match between Claypole and Victoriano Arenas in an Argentine league 5th division league match after a brawl erupted among the players, he red carded the players and coaching crew.

Cwazy!!!

Dats women 4u.. Wat more do u xpect 4rm somfin made out of a single rib?

We will not tek dem to court, we will tek illegal actions... naw wat dos dat min?? No be only change.. Mtchew!

D height of ignorance and stupidity of most nigerian soccer fans is highly alarming! D dude ure hatin on dnt even knw abt ya existence, d 1 ure praising is busy makin millions 4himself wit his skills and ure down here comparing,critisizing and arguin abt millonaires who barely knw abt u. Dats Insane!!

GEJ is cluelessl! Yes we gree.

Voting Buhari meks u a hyper-ret@rd. As in fool of d highest degree! As in wat ma dad refers to in our ibo dialect as "aturu na-enweghi onye nche" (sheep wit out a shepherd).

Ya kiddin me?? Vote buhari?? Dis 21st century?? Biggest joke in 9ja history. We aint goin bak 2d 80's, nah!..

As I drag 4 queue finish 4 lyk 3days b4 I dem gree giv me PVC I go cum waste am 4 buhari head?? Na jazz?? U sure say u remember pour kai-kai 4dat ya jazz??

I fit cut maself, use ma blood vote 4 person lyk Godwills Akpabio no b buhari nor jona!

But since I neva cee bera alternative, d devil I knw gets ma vote cum 2015.
Shikenah!!

On how trumpet sound, hmm! Anywere I wake up,luk around see any signboard wey kari naija adress or see ma frnd collinz, I knw say dat place no b heaven.

Were dat fahat fahat wey linda say him dey cry out on fbuk, I no cee him name dere oo.. Dats by d way sha.
Bet me, dem no go hang dos bois. Talk say na me talk am!
All dis 1 na mek e be lyk say our NA na disciplined force..abegi!
Abi dier oga's dem fit swear say dem no chop d money and every oda classes of funds and orishirishi donated by FG and even international bodies to support d fight against terrorism?? Dem fit swear??
Even devil knw say dos boiz did wat dey had to do..
I trust Jona.. d C in C, him no get mind, him go free dos boiz.
Highest na to catch 54 boko bois wear dem dat kaki wey dey hungry dem(disguise) and carry out d prosecution to cover up.
I trust we 9ja, anyfin is possible.

favourmic:
could you please tell me and convince me to vote for that yeye GEJ, what that yeye man has offer us in this country? Nigeria president that can't not even fight for us out side the country, our yeye president that bring down our money value very soon 1 dollar will be 180-200naira, our yeye president that can't even bring back our girls, the man calling him self president that can not use his power to make sure boko haram is no more on earth again, rather than to keep sentence our military to death, our president that spend 9.2billion on stove just for campaign the worst part of it the the stove we be import from SA, listen I dnt need money to Vote in Buhari and Prof but If PDP can do these things before new year, I'll vote Jonathanand allotherPDP Candidates. 1. The chibok girlsbe rescued within two weeks. 2. $20B oil money be returned sharply to were itdeveloped wings and took off from. 3. The dollarbe returned to1naira to1Dollars 4. Thatpetrol be returned to N65 5. thatapublic apology be made to the familiesof those who died in the stampede in Abuja looking for jobs. 6. Thatalltheindicted fuel subsidy thieves be arrested and jailed. 7. Thatthere's astable electricityfor the next two weeks 8. Thatthose who bought bulletproof carsfor huge amounts of money and those who service privatejetswith huge cash be allowed tospend two hours in a marketin anypartof Nigeriawithoutpolice protection.( I dey imagine the beaten) 9. ThatAbiastate,the dirtiest in Nigeriabe cleaned and huge networks of roads be builtwithintwoweeks. 10. Above all thatinsurgency be wiped out once and for all. 11. Explainto Nigerians how 16 > 19 and 7 upto 2/3 of 26 in EkitiWithallthis you will havemy vote. Your time startsnow.

Maybe buhari can do dat 4u.. Plz vote him!
I aint beggin u to vote GEJ..
I dnt want him re-elected either..
But since d opposition cant present a favourable alternative.. I stick 2d devil I know and pray God gives us a beta 4yrs.
Exercise ur franchise,its ur right!
Let d end justify d means.

favourmic:
Vote wisely, i don't care what lies u yan about him, my questions is were you born during that time? 2015 Buhari all the way........ let go there...

U were not born @ dat tym dats y ure so ignorant to rant abt "buhari all d way"..
Yes we nid change but its no where around buhari. He can neva hav my vote. I swear down!
A blood thirsty wicked and absolute ruler in disguise of an angel decievin our indomie generations who knows little or less abt him.
Karma is a b!tch!

donpeey22:
say no to friend zoning!

Lol.. Naw dats a demonstration! U shud mek billboards and posters.
Neva waste tym tryna figure out women.. Most tyms dey can't xplain wat dey do and why dey do it.

This post has already bin on front page few days ago.. Its not new.

No! GEJ aint corrupt as a person. I knw dat dude.

Rephrased: is GEJ/Sambo govt or regime d most corrupt administration in Nigeria?
Yes! A corrupt govt, nat d most.

Reason: two clueless weaklins

Reason why I called him a weaklin: he's dat kinda good gentleman who gat no mind to compel fear,obedience and loyalty on its cabinets. He shud ve bin a clergyman nat a politician.

Unike his rival who has handle arms and overthrone an incumbent govt forcefully (coup) cus he aint satisfy wit dier corrupt practice bt cudnt put an end to d menace.

Well, I do giv him a 2nd chance untill I see a genuine change, not in disguise of an APC.

Anytin 2 save a life irrespective of differences...
And if I shud die let it be known dat ma death saved anoda life.
Amma different kind of person!

@#$&+

#$@&+

And wat made u fink 25th dec was christ birth day??

Ogbeni

Have u read d mission and vision statement of d Nigerain Police force?? To join police go hungry u, but wat dey potray is ironical.
Same wit ur essay above, irony! An avenue for immorality, a year wasted wif nofin innovative to write home about.
Do u knw d mindset of majority of undergraduates in final year warming up 4 service?? If thought do ve smells u'd be closin ur nose wit hanky.
It shud be scraped! Or made voluntary not mandatory.

RothmasPop:
As a matter of fact Phenom dropped out of my department to face music (Creative Art,Unilag)

I knw, lykwise vector.. Its jus a wordplay, but really dat voice no sweet for commercial, Rap all d way!

Allaluyahh!!!!!

Doubt if phenom did ART in high skul.. He aint gud wit COMMERCIALS. Lol..nice try brof, we enjoy u more wen u go hard on mic lyk muscles on viagra spitten venomous barz. Leave commercial 4d recycle'rs

Deleted yemi alade's version of "joy 2 da world" immediately after listening.. Ma kid sis is better off wit dat particular song.

#peace!

woo men!

Lyk ma grandmama bre@st, dier hands don fall.

valmunich:
Chiei! A Lotta poo all over nairaland

D most annoyin is hw dey mek fp wit poo, I min dos watery poo 4rm running stomach

Guys dey ooo.. Nna lekwa nu iheanyi!! Nna mehn, ana-akokwa bf??

Chaii.. Skales my bruda! Still an upcoming artist since 1929. Well, I so much beliv in ur song "very soon"

Yea dats kul.. I knw u'd feel gr8 wen u realize ur serious date is ma friend wit benefits.
Anyway,lyk u said we jus fwends "no strings"....
Clueless homosapiens drownin in d missisipi of self delusion!

Na mek we 4 buy original samsung na be all diz 1??

Ofcourse 419erz always hav irresistible packages to trick dier clients... Aint new to me!
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