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edwife:
Ewuro please translate
I am fully back in fun room,too many distractions out there.....food coming this weekend
That's how i take mine with malt;but why is everyone surprised?am i a reverend sister

you are our very own gentle reverend sister, same goes to Damiso too.

Welcome back jare.. as per translation, it's irrelevant so don't worry . Looking forward to that. Take care.

Maybe have bottled water handy to aid swallowing after take off & landing. You'll be fine.

bebe2:
wat an adviser.

God forbid!!!

if e no marry this one are there no other men?

ok where does it stop? mouth action after an-al??

i beg throway marraiage jare, u call dat a husband?

husband that forces his wife to do wat she doesnt want to.

see, who no born no dey give goat suck.

u be bad adviser

Who dey make you vex??

Truckpusher:
And I'm here doing shakara for my girlfriend that wants mine everyday .She likes mixing it with her cream.

Eww

LadyAmaka:
Thats how they go about deceiving ladies in the name of bothers just to marry you and after that, they showcase their animalistic nature. Please next time, pour it into his mouth to drink it because it came out from him. What sort of silly demand is that?

easy sister

You'll be fine mama

edwife:
I am fine thanks and you?

Good dear. You've kuku deprived fun roomies some good looking food and cool drinks.

edwife:
please,i need to know all these places...i need moi some nice and fresh point and kill then i can wash it down with stout

So Edwife also knows where life dey? .. Not that won't manage Naijababe's catfish though but point and kill rock.
Can't remember the last time I had Guinness, so sour had to mix it with malt in my days.

naijababe:
stout!!!!chai!!!

Toh ti shewon

mutter:
You said it all.
Many women just will not be honest with you and will even go much further.
What he wants from you is actually within the "normal category". I am also sure he is not going to stand there and watch you swallow every drop.
He probably got irritated because you choked and spat it out. There is a discreet way of spiting it out without the man noticing.

Gosh this woman don't kill me

ucmummy:
please don't wait for him again initiate it and do things that will make him want u ,you know now he is or husband

Ekun

Nice.

So where's the baby abi he die-vorced them both?

naijababe:
Mo wa bi e wa o padi mi, I am feeling like some pounded yam. I think I will make some tonight and torture you with a pic

Oshe jare Padi mi. Please do quick 'll watch out for it..

damiso:
Ok o ... e sha ma rora

Motigbo.. Jor Mabinu.

Idowuogbo:
Ewuro is back! Lmaaaao!! Chei! Iya yi o fe gba sha.
Sis Damiso,please serve her omi suru o

Naijababe how you dey?

amnestylaw1:
He don shele he don shele. No matter how word big reach, we no go use knife take cut am. If to say na me hen , I go kukuma tell my pikin truth. I go tell am say - when papa and mama dey love each other, mama dey like papa lollypop.

Funny thread. OP, yes you should be bothered, now's the perfect timing for birds & the bees talk. Mehn that curious agegroup are annoying die.

NaijaOptimist:
Hubby has not touched me for almost two months now.
We sleep on same bed, have 4 kids and on family planning.

Have enquired if anything is wrong or worrying him but no concrete responce.

Two months??

Are you overworked and stopped paying attention to your selves?

damiso:
I know we are all different but life's too short for one to allow even a bit of negativity room in one's life.
Ko necessary rara.

I'm not bothered Dami.
I don't have an ounce of negativity in my life, so much to be thankful for & Too fulfilled to permit online squabbles over my personal life.

But you won't understand. Sorry sis but had to put her in her lane and won't stop.

Forgive ALL my trespasses oh Lord. Thank you baba.

damiso:
Yes naa..Someone told me there are babalawos in London so why can't there be point and kill

Ewuro4

Take me as I am dear.

That's how we roll. If it's affordable why not.

Edwife how are you dearie

damiso:
Naijababe don't underestimate London town o you might be shocked there is 'point and kill ' Somewhere in london o r231 will know if there is one

Ehen..I know there has to be ... Same place where fresh warm pap (Eko) is served how much more just mere life fish

Snap fingers . I'll catch you again.

Babyosisi

TooNoisy:
You are a Arrow and today you would not run away. Have you given your maggot infest pus*sy to that half dead husband of yours. So he can put his pencil peniis into. You must be ashamed of your life. You were better off not being born at all. Your very existence is a disgrace to the human race. You and very imbecilic husband!

She's not going anywhere or she's A COMPLETE BASTARD

The woman's thrives on NL.. Her kids are prolly in group homes due to their disabilities, The dude AZUBUIKE just do Yahoo yahoo to get by.

babyosisi:
I begged you to go for therapy and you refused
You see am
See as you don turn to musiwa
This is the beginning o

The pain of abuse is deep
Not your fault but you can overcome it
Many have
Seek help or tie rope

How's your gastric bypass surgery Beatrice... Are you still fûcking that Yoruba man that his mother laid curse on you to exile ? OLORIBURUKU

babyosisi:
I for say
O kwa the same ewuro that I know
If your molesting father doesn't go to hell who Will
Tell us nne
Who deserves hell better than a grown man that finds his own daughter attractive?

You now know me?... This woman is mad I tell ya
What man.. You mean the one you could barely afford his medical bills and told to go and die alone .. I mean your mother is slow .. That's where your kids inherited that from.

TooNoisy:
You are an slowpoke and I am sure your husband is leprous that is why you are so quick to call others leprous. I bet you never knew your father and the only thing you have is your eighty year old husband who is on a wheel chair. Where are you wheeling him to next? How do you Bleep him? On the wheel chair or on his stretcher?

babyosisi:
Ndi ara abia nu

OLORIBURUKU KOSHEJIRI OBITIN OONI SERERE LAYE E! Fûcking old hag... Go and bury your father and kill your mother scarfae style.

babyosisi:
No more f bombs
Hehehehehe

Fûcking old hag.. FÛCK you BÎTCH! Fûck to Ashes and burn alive in misery like your father.

babyosisi:
They are now made up?
Stories you typed with your own " leaprous" fingers when you thought nairaland would free you from your torments
Then turned around and deactivated and fled
Ewu

Your brain needs a serious boost. I mean that.

Ohh got it.. Amnesia + obesity + depression

babyosisi:
Olodo
Got you exactly where you ought to be
Who is crying now
Those in glass houses don't throw stones
I bet you never heard that
How could you when you spent an entire childhood beneath your own father

Crying on NL? lololo... See what I mean how your existence is void in real life? You are nothing old hag, you only count on number of likes you get on NL .. They keep you going in life.

By the way where's Azubuik robbing tonight.. May thunder strike that barb wire tonight.

babyosisi:
I see you have run out of steam
Next time look before you leap
People with skeletons in their cupboards should lay low when accusations are being made
Now that the whole nairaland has become familiarized with you,you can crawl back in

Run out of steam.. Try another line , shameless old hag. You're one with gazillion skeletons in your trunk... its no news how you make stories up to make your stories captivating to read , this is not new . Beatrice how do you sleep at night with your miserable life ? Tell us.

Dami sorry but I won't listen to you.. This bitch must be put back where she belongs or else she'll continue the trend and her followers will ride on it.

Gotta take care of this.

babyosisi:
[s] Talk of the devil and she appears with baba ewuro's deek in mouth [/s]

What else do you have to offer anofia.. tell us what you have to offer. Championing your supposed kids age group at this time of the day. Is your mother is alive or your god forsaking cheating husband has fûcked her too?